I am some random fucko on the internet, Ask Me Anything. No subject is taboo.

[Barbas]

Do you have the time?
Do you have the inclination?
Can you spell-check this, please?
Do you have a cat or dog?
What does the Q button do?

 

[Barbas]

What's up with that, anyway?

 

[FPLOON]

What't the greatest rant of all time and would you please prove it right now on the internet?

 

[Barbas]

What's the best copypasta?

 

[BreakfastMan]

Do you have the time?

Not right now, I have to run.

Do you have the inclination?

No.

Can you spell-check this, please?

Chrome spell-checker is giving me no errors, you are good to go.

Do you have a cat or dog?

I have a cog and a dat

What does the Q button do?

Lean left.

Still, with the posting and the questions?

Why don't you settle down with a nice jewish girl by now? I mean, you never call, you never write...

What's up with that, anyway?

Not sure what "up with that" is, so I can offer no insights there.

What't the greatest rant of all time and would you please prove it right now on the internet?

Because what the fuck else would it be?

What's the best copypasta?

Your mum.

 

[Barbas]

WHAT???

 

[BreakfastMan]

WHAT???

NO, I REFUSE.

 

[Barbas]

What's that, Sonny?
Does Charlie surf?
Do you like the smell of freshly mown ass in the morning?
What's a hypotenuse?
Seriously?

 

[BreakfastMan]

What's that, Sonny?

SHUT UP, GRANDPA

Does Charlie surf?

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Do you like the smell of freshly mown ass in the morning?

No, and neither do I appreciate fresh sown sass.

What's a hypotenuse?

That long bit, you know. Goes down between the legs, has some little round danglers right next to it.

Seriously?

Like, whatever man.

 

[FPLOON]

Based off this video:Who will win in another fight: Lelouch or Goku?

 

[BreakfastMan]

Based off this video:Who will win in another fight: Lelouch or Goku?

Your mum.

 

[Barbas]

Why isn't anime any good?
The Blades or Paarthurnax?
Are you going to get a copy of Fallout 4 on PC?

 

[Wary Wolf]

What do you consider to be a balanced breakfast?
Are potatoes actually a myth propagated by the vegetable king?
Can you fix my CD drive?
How long is a piece of string?
Did it taste funny?

 

[Barbas]

Why are we waiting?
Why aren't you working?
Do you want some cheese with that wine?

 

[BreakfastMan]

Why isn't anime any good?

Because it is all cutesy weeb bullshit

The Blades or Paarthurnax?

Paarthurnax

Are you going to get a copy of Fallout 4 on PC?

It is coming out on anything else?

What do you consider to be a balanced breakfast?

Snowballs.

Are potatoes actually a myth propagated by the vegetable king?

I don't know about potatoes, but you certainly are.

Can you fix my CD drive?

Only if you have about 15 skittles and a set of broken pliers.

How long is a piece of string?

It really depends; how much did you stick in your nose?

Did it taste funny?

At first. You get used to it after a bit, honestly.

 

[FPLOON]

Based off this video:Who will win in another fight: Lelouch or Goku?

Your mum.

So... If my mum went up against my mom, then that's when "shit gets real"?

 

[BreakfastMan]

Based off this video:Who will win in another fight: Lelouch or Goku?

Your mum.

So... If my mum went up against my mom, then that's when "shit gets real"?

Doesn't sound any more real than that to me.

 

[BreakfastMan]

Why are we waiting?

Because you got here after the line formed

Why aren't you working?

Who says I ain't? And what about you, eh?

Do you want some cheese with that wine?

Always up for some cheese. Also always up for some wine.

 

[Barbas]

You wanna put a pumpkin on the roof?
What about a watermelon, then?
No?
Got any almonds left?
Why is Hutch so damn bad at playing The Hidden?