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[UltraDeth]

Where's me washboard?
Who rides the wrecking ball into our guitars?
What do we do in a literal shitstorm?
Are we but mercenaries?
Am I kawaii?

 

[FPLOON]

How many shows are great before the end of their first official episode?

Very few. Most take a couple episodes or even an entire season or two to not be shit.

Then, why does every show I watch hook me before their first episode's finished?

You must somehow only watch really good shows, then.

Does any show off Syfy count, then?

No, no show on Syfy counts as a "good show".

Then, am I that easily entertained? Or do I just spot potential on sinking ships sometimes?

Also, who else checks their overall post history on a daily basis outside of me, for example?

 

[Barbas]

Are you going to the kebab shop later?

 

[BreakfastMan]

Where's me washboard?

Where you left it

Who rides the wrecking ball into our guitars?

Miley Cyrus

What do we do in a literal shitstorm?

Hold your nose and join in on the fun.

Are we but mercenaries?

No! We are men!

Am I kawaii?

N-no senpai-desu...

How many shows are great before the end of their first official episode?

Very few. Most take a couple episodes or even an entire season or two to not be shit.

Then, why does every show I watch hook me before their first episode's finished?

You must somehow only watch really good shows, then.

Does any show off Syfy count, then?

No, no show on Syfy counts as a "good show".

Then, am I that easily entertained? Or do I just spot potential on sinking ships sometimes?

Also, who else checks their overall post history on a daily basis outside of me, for example?

Probably. And if you watch Syfy shows actively, I doubt it.

No one. You are all alone.

Are you going to the kebab shop later?

Bro, I have had berliner for lunch the past 3 days. I am all kebab'd out.

 

[FPLOON]

How many shows are great before the end of their first official episode?

Very few. Most take a couple episodes or even an entire season or two to not be shit.

Then, why does every show I watch hook me before their first episode's finished?

You must somehow only watch really good shows, then.

Does any show off Syfy count, then?

No, no show on Syfy counts as a "good show".

Then, am I that easily entertained? Or do I just spot potential on sinking ships sometimes?

Also, who else checks their overall post history on a daily basis outside of me, for example?

Probably. And if you watch Syfy shows actively, I doubt it.

Then how many days per week would be considered "actively" in terms of keeping up with a particular channel like Syfy, for example?

 

[Barbas]

Is Barbas gonna have to chocobitch?

 

[BreakfastMan]

How many shows are great before the end of their first official episode?

Very few. Most take a couple episodes or even an entire season or two to not be shit.

Then, why does every show I watch hook me before their first episode's finished?

You must somehow only watch really good shows, then.

Does any show off Syfy count, then?

No, no show on Syfy counts as a "good show".

Then, am I that easily entertained? Or do I just spot potential on sinking ships sometimes?

Also, who else checks their overall post history on a daily basis outside of me, for example?

Probably. And if you watch Syfy shows actively, I doubt it.

Then how many days per week would be considered "actively" in terms of keeping up with a particular channel like Syfy, for example?

More than one.

Is Barbas gonna have to chocobitch?

No, but you should choke a moogle. Those little fucks have it coming.

 

[Barbas]

Can I get a rewind?
Spoodle or beedle?
Bo'?

 

[BreakfastMan]

Can I get a rewind?
Spoodle or beedle?
Bo'?

No, No, and No.

 

[FPLOON]

Did Smash 4 have a season pass?
If yes, why didn't anyone tell me?
If no, did it need one?

 

[BreakfastMan]

Did Smash 4 have a season pass?
If yes, why didn't anyone tell me?
If no, did it need one?

Pretty sure the exact answer is 15.23 potatoes.

 

[UltraDeth]

What's it like being something that should not be?
Did I throw a wrench in your soup?
Je ne sais quoi?
u fuking wot, m92f?
Guess Who?

 

[FPLOON]

Did Smash 4 have a season pass?
If yes, why didn't anyone tell me?
If no, did it need one?

Pretty sure the exact answer is 15.23 potatoes.

What kind of potatoes?

 

[Barbas]

Did you break my graphics drivers and TV?

 

[BreakfastMan]

What's it like being something that should not be?

Okay, but not as good as being the master of puppets. That guy has it great!

Did I throw a wrench in your soup?

No, a stone. It was quite helpful, actually.

Je ne sais quoi?

Nein

u fuking wot, m92f?

i swer on me mum

Guess Who?

Is it hitler? I bet it is hitler, isn't it, you cheeky bastard.

Did Smash 4 have a season pass?
If yes, why didn't anyone tell me?
If no, did it need one?

Pretty sure the exact answer is 15.23 potatoes.

What kind of potatoes?

Russet, obviously.

Did you break my graphics drivers and TV?

Do I look like I work for nvidia? Don't answer that, you can't let people know my secret.

 

[dalek sec]

How much is too much with breast size?

 

[BreakfastMan]

How much is too much with breast size?

I am not 100% convinced that there is a limit, imo. Not a hard limit, at least.

 

[dalek sec]

How much is too much with breast size?

I am not 100% convinced that there is a limit, imo. Not a hard limit, at least.

You sir, have excellent taste!

 

[Wary Wolf]

Animated .gifs ???

At what time is it socially acceptable to fart long and hard?

Is the cannonball licking contest a good idea? Or do you think I need more training?

Can I play pass the parcel too?

How is it that your 'ask me questions' thread is infinitely more informative than those who are trying to be serious with it?