I am some random fucko on the internet, Ask Me Anything. No subject is taboo.

[Barbas]

Is the situation totally dished?

 

[FPLOON]

Who will win the next Running Man?

 

[BreakfastMan]

Animated .gifs ???

Well, they certainly exist. And they can be very entertaining.

At what time is it socially acceptable to fart long and hard?

There is a socially unacceptable time to fart long and hard?

Is the cannonball licking contest a good idea? Or do you think I need more training?

I say give it a shit, and see how it turns out.

Can I play pass the parcel too?

No, go steal mail with Jello Biafara.

How is it that your 'ask me questions' thread is infinitely more informative than those who are trying to be serious with it?

Because I get way more interesting questions and provide way stupider answers than those threads do.

 

[BreakfastMan]

Would you go cannibal? If so, would you be a rib man?

Depends on the situation. Are we in a plane crash? Trapped in a mine? Or a film crew in the jungle?

And I hear testicles are quite tasty, from those have had them (cannibalism isn't actually illegal in some places, including japan, you know).

Is the situation totally dished?

It is a complete wash.

Who will win the next Running Man?

Katniss Everdeen

 

[FPLOON]

How can you tell that you're watching a boring movie?

 

[Barbas]

Picture of Oh face?

 

[UltraDeth]

What kind of sick ************ picks up wet faeces?
La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo?
Why pamper life's complexities when the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat?
You haven't seen me, right?

 

[FPLOON]

Why is there a hammer in the cake, but not a snake in my boot?

 

[BreakfastMan]

How can you tell that you're watching a boring movie?

If I took a nap in the middle, that usually isn't a sign in the film's favor.

Picture of Oh face?

What kind of sick ************ picks up wet faeces?

Your Mum

La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo?

4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42

Why pamper life's complexities when the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat?

I dunno, I like the passenger seat.

You haven't seen me, right?

Yeah, you got too much hustle, loyalty, and respect.

Why is there a hammer in the cake, but not a snake in my boot?

Probably because the hammer is easier to sneak around with in your ass.

 

[FPLOON]

How can you tell that you're watching a boring movie?

If I took a nap in the middle, that usually isn't a sign in the film's favor.

What if you constantly keep falling asleep in the middle of every movie?

Why is there a hammer in the cake, but not a snake in my boot?

Probably because the hammer is easier to sneak around with in your ass.

Does that bring a new meaning to the phrase "Is that a hammer in your pants or is your seat taken"?

 

[BreakfastMan]

How can you tell that you're watching a boring movie?

If I took a nap in the middle, that usually isn't a sign in the film's favor.

What if you constantly keep falling asleep in the middle of every movie?

I should probably get better sleep then.

Why is there a hammer in the cake, but not a snake in my boot?

Probably because the hammer is easier to sneak around with in your ass.

Does that bring a new meaning to the phrase "Is that a hammer in your pants or is your seat taken"?

In a sense, certainly.

 

[FPLOON]

What's the quickest way of making just 100 dollars?

 

[Barbas]

How can you ever be sure that you're really human?

 

[BreakfastMan]

What's the quickest way of making just 100 dollars?

Robbing a gas station?

How can you ever be sure that you're really human?

How can I ever be sure that YOU are really human? Man, this thread sure is getting solipsistic.

 

[Barbas]

In what facility were you manufactured?

 

[FPLOON]

What's the quickest way of making just 100 dollars?

Robbing a gas station?

Do gas stations even make that much money due to credit/debt card payments, let alone the increase in non-gas-using cars?

 

[BreakfastMan]

What's the quickest way of making just 100 dollars?

Robbing a gas station?

Do gas stations even make that much money due to credit/debt card payments, let alone the increase in non-gas-using cars?

I am sure they still carry some cash, just in case someone actually pays with cash. $100 seems like a reasonable amount to have in the register.

In what facility were you manufactured?

Cherynobl

 

[FPLOON]

What's the quickest way of making just 100 dollars?

Robbing a gas station?

Do gas stations even make that much money due to credit/debt card payments, let alone the increase in non-gas-using cars?

I am sure they still carry some cash, just in case someone actually pays with cash. $100 seems like a reasonable amount to have in the register.

Then, how would they break it up into, say, 20s, 10s, 5s, and 1s equally?

OT: Who's up all night to get some, who's up all night for good fun, and who's up all night to get lucky?

 

[BreakfastMan]

What's the quickest way of making just 100 dollars?

Robbing a gas station?

Do gas stations even make that much money due to credit/debt card payments, let alone the increase in non-gas-using cars?

I am sure they still carry some cash, just in case someone actually pays with cash. $100 seems like a reasonable amount to have in the register.

Then, how would they break it up into, say, 20s, 10s, 5s, and 1s equally?

I didn't say you needed to take all of the money in the register when you rob them.

OT: Who's up all night to get some, who's up all night for good fun, and who's up all night to get lucky?

Not me, at least. I need my beauty sleep.

 

[Wary Wolf]

So do you have some meal-time related nemesis like Lady Lunch or Dr. Dinner?

Is your side kick Brunch Boy then?

I take it your final confrontation is with the twisted nightmare of the Demon of Midnight Snack.