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[BreakfastMan]

Who is she?

What? You mean you don't know?

Is she the reason my name's tattooed on her back?

Possibly.

When can we finally have a haunted Blu-Ray?

What, you mean that ghosty spooks movie from 1995 with that lady who wears lots of leather in those cheapo vampire movies?

Exactly! So, soon, then?

Probably not. You might need to get Shout! Factory on the horn...

Who lives in a vibrator under the sea?

Your mum

When did she buy one of those?

When she had me over last week.

 

[FPLOON]

Who is she?

What? You mean you don't know?

Is she the reason my name's tattooed on her back?

Possibly.

What's the probability that the plot would assume I would have "relations" with her?

When can we finally have a haunted Blu-Ray?

What, you mean that ghosty spooks movie from 1995 with that lady who wears lots of leather in those cheapo vampire movies?

Exactly! So, soon, then?

Probably not. You might need to get Shout! Factory on the horn...

*groans* Does Shout! Factory have a third of my nostalgia held hostage or something?

Who lives in a vibrator under the sea?

Your mum

When did she buy one of those?

When she had me over last week.

Was that the same week she had that "three-way" I almost interrupted by calling her or the same week I didn't end up paying her a visit due to overall forgetfulness?

 

[BreakfastMan]

Who is she?

What? You mean you don't know?

Is she the reason my name's tattooed on her back?

Possibly.

What's the probability that the plot would assume I would have "relations" with her?

Near to zero.

When can we finally have a haunted Blu-Ray?

What, you mean that ghosty spooks movie from 1995 with that lady who wears lots of leather in those cheapo vampire movies?

Exactly! So, soon, then?

Probably not. You might need to get Shout! Factory on the horn...

*groans* Does Shout! Factory have a third of my nostalgia held hostage or something?

No, you are thinking of Rhino Entertainment. Shout! only has a fourth.

Who lives in a vibrator under the sea?

Your mum

When did she buy one of those?

When she had me over last week.

Was that the same week she had that "three-way" I almost interrupted by calling her or the same week I didn't end up paying her a visit due to overall forgetfulness?

Probably both.

 

[Barbas]

What's your favourite kind of bee?

 

[FPLOON]

What would happen when the Sinister meets the Insidious?

 

[UltraDeth]

Oh yeah, what about the invasion of Crete?
I am the prettiest senpai, right?
Y u no?
Brazzers?

 

[Barbas]

Do you know what the best counter is to early-game ulfsark rushes?

 

[BreakfastMan]

What's your favourite kind of bee?

Killer.

What would happen when the Sinister meets the Insidious?

Jumpscares, probably.

Do you know what the best counter is to early-game ulfsark rushes?

Depends on the race.

Oh yeah, what about the invasion of Crete?

What about your mum?

I am the prettiest senpai, right?

Quite uguu.

Y u no?

Eck.

Brazzers?

xHamster.

 

[FPLOON]

Brazzers?

xHamster.

Is it better, worse, or around the same quality as xvideos?

 

[BreakfastMan]

Brazzers?

xHamster.

Is it better, worse, or around the same quality as xvideos?

Better. Less intrusive ads.

 

[Barbas]

Do you have a spare PCI-X I can borrow?
What sort of money would you pay to kill a turtle?
When will Earth's supply of Karl Pilkington run dry?

 

[FPLOON]

What's the worse "official" parody movie to ever come out so far?

 

[BreakfastMan]

Do you have a spare PCI-X I can borrow?

Nah, fresh out mate. Have you tried the IT vending machine?

What sort of money would you pay to kill a turtle?

Probably not a whole lot.

When will Earth's supply of Karl Pilkington run dry?

When the last one dies.

What's the worse "official" parody movie to ever come out so far?

Whatever the last one was, probably. They somehow get worse and worse, with each new one.

 

[FPLOON]

What's the worse "official" parody movie to ever come out so far?

Whatever the last one was, probably. They somehow get worse and worse, with each new one.

Do you believe that The Walking Deceased was not done by the same parody people behind The Hungover Games?

 

[Barbas]

Where were you when JFK got drunk in that gay bar?
What's your favourite whale?
What graphics card do you use?
Would you recommend it?
What is your perfect Sunday?

 

[BreakfastMan]

What's the worse "official" parody movie to ever come out so far?

Whatever the last one was, probably. They somehow get worse and worse, with each new one.

Do you believe that The Walking Deceased was not done by the same parody people behind The Hungover Games?

They are all done by the same 3 groups, from my understanding.

Where were you when JFK got drunk in that gay bar?

Probably drinking with him

What's your favourite whale?

The flying kind

What graphics card do you use?

PC: GTX 560
Laptop: GTX 940m

Would you recommend it?

560 has served me well many years, but is getting long in the tooth, so probably not. 940m is a super-powerful card for a laptop, I can play basically any game I want with no problems. I have actually been using the laptop to play MGSV on.

What is your perfect Sunday?

Something like this...

 

[FPLOON]

How man minute do you last?
How many minutes should it take on average?
Are we all sheep in human clothing?

 

[BreakfastMan]

How man minute do you last?

60

How many minutes should it take on average?

60

Are we all sheep in human clothing?

Or a bowling ball dreaming we are a plate of sashimi?

 

[FPLOON]

If you had one shot, would you take it or let it slip away?
How do you prepare Mom's Spaghetti?
What the best and worse genre mashups?
How can you tell when we really didn't need an upgrade to begin with?
Why does no one on the receiving end of a call take the "One Free Call" method seriously anymore?

 

[BreakfastMan]

If you had one shot, would you take it or let it slip away?

Take it

How do you prepare Mom's Spaghetti?

My mom's spaghetti came from a box.

What the best and worse genre mashups?

Best: Can't decide worst right now.

How can you tell when we really didn't need an upgrade to begin with?

When you seen no difference between the upgrade and the old version

Why does no one on the receiving end of a call take the "One Free Call" method seriously anymore?

You mean like the horror movie?