I am the most awesome person to ever exist. Ever.

[A random person]

Just earlier today I learned that I incurred Gamespot mod wrath 6 month's after I stopped posting. Granted, it was from mid-2008, but still.

Also, that I don't completely suck at strategy games, since I'm doing not-horribly in Fire Emblem.

 

[Urgh76]

There are over 100 people who share my name..... in the same state

EDIT: Im even so sure of it, my name is Nicholas Leon, but that wont help any of you now will it? And it really wont help since i dont have a twitter or anything like that so i dont have to worry that much about identity theft

 

[MazzaTheFirst]

For any type of "MazzaTheFirst" in any web search, it almost always leads to something that I was involved with.

 

[NIHILHATE]

Ummm... The other day I found out that my ancestors were pirates and I'm the first kid in my class to grow non-fluffy stubble.

 

[ottenni]

You were already awesome Pimppeter2. But that is just the icing on the cake. And im afraid that the Escapist now owns all of your soul.

Unfortunately i am not so awesome, i am however going to go see Ross Noble in about a week. Jealous?

 

[Karlaxx]

There was one night where I made every zing, every comeback, every insult so perfectly I reduced my entire circle of friends to tears.

It was the night that I was channeling George Carlin.

 

[BENZOOKA]

Congrats pimp!

I've recently realized my live poker sessions are going better and better.

 

[AboveUp]

That people still sometimes talk about my old vlogs on YouTube. God, I'm a loser.

Oh, also, I've started at least 3 trends in my city's nightlife. The biggest of them being "Sarcastic Cheering" when there's a sucky DJ. You loudly cheer, yell and clap whenever he plays a really, really wrong song. With how terrible the nightlife here is, it caught on like wildfire.

 

[Incompl te]

Ummm...having about 100 readers on a parody series I'm writing. It's not much, but for me it's big.

 

[DoctorNick]

I'm a good shot with an iron-sighted rifle and my family is apparently the bastard descendants of Italian royalty.

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

Do i need a reason to be awesome?
what, i do? Oh well, maybe next year

 

[thenoblitt]

that if i google my name i am several of the links on the first page

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

That i'm the greatest, most kindest, most energetic person ever. Oh, and I shoot lasers from my eyes.

 

[WaywardHaymaker]

My name contains an apostrophe.

Mo'fuckas.

 

[Ghonzor]

Um...I have a life?
Haha, just kidding. We all have lives of some sort I suppose.

 

[Sonofadiddly]

I am a sandwich genious. I made my own version of a turkey ranch and swiss sandwich, and it's awesome. Since Quizno's stopped making the Tuscan turkey sandwich, I never need to go back there again. YOU'RE DEAD TO ME QUIZNO'S!!

 

[Hollock]

for starters, I knew it was you who made this thread the second I read the title. 2. We're doing a bit of a carnival event tomorrow at school, I'm doing a game and the prize is a certificate that I drew up that states that you are awesome. This is my awesome thing.

 

[Pimppeter2]

for starters, I knew it was you who made this thread the second I read the title.

Really, I don't consider myself that big of an ego maniac. XD

I am a sandwich genious. I made my own version of a turkey ranch and swiss sandwich, and it's awesome. Since Quizno's stopped making the Tuscan turkey sandwich, I never need to go back there again. YOU'RE DEAD TO ME QUIZNO'S!!

That was a sad day for us all

 

[Aerodynamic]

I am one of the fastest runners at my school, May join track later on.

 

[DeadpanLunatic]

I have removed my words from this site.