I am the most awesome person to ever exist. Ever.

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IxionIndustries

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I'm the only one in this thread whose ego doesn't require the devouring of delicious awesome-cakes to thrive.
 

Gladion

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Oh yeah, there was something about awesomeness, so here's mine:

I have the best taste on this entire planet. Eff you. UH. (This part should feature a short clip of Maggie Simpson driving a car and doing that "eff you" gesture. But it's nowhere to be found on the internet. Please imagine it as you read this.)
 

Onyx Oblivion

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When I play Oblivion, I never break a lockpick. EVER. No matter what. Even with security of 5 on a very hard lock. That mini-game is MASTERED.

I'm 100% immune to "nostalgia vision".

I know how I'll feel about a game from 5 minutes of research, and am almost always right. That said, I can only detect my PERSONAL feelings towards the game. I can't predict how you'll feel.
 

ejb626

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Gladion said:
ejb626 said:
Well, I'm the only one on the internet with this name
You're wrong. There is even porno with your name in it.
*Spits coffee* WHAT!!!!??? My initials and birthdate used in porn? Where? What Porn? Come on! ejb626 is basically random letters and numbers I can't believe this. Damn it, porn that one was mine!
 

elementsoul

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I can destroy a good thing by looking at it.

I also have a knack for sucking at selling my self to people so much they start to sell me to themselves instead. Its actually very entertaining to a degree.
 

Generator

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Lucky bastard! That's pretty cool; maybe someday I'll get linked to by a Spyro picture...

Anyways, people seem to think it's pretty awesome that I'm 17 and have grey hairs. I don't really think so, since it probably means I'll go grey completely pretty early, but at least my hair is thick enough that I won't go bald for a long time.
 

Thaius

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My father is big in the education field: he's been heavily involved in music education in the nation, and was even the president of the California Music Educator's Association for some time. He's rather well-known in that field, and his name is all over the internet.

I'm named after him. If you google my name, the entire first page is links to me. That's awesome. :D
 

Lullabye

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Well, I can't really compete with Thaius up there, but I did find out I was taught by a guy who helped invent the hydrogen fuel cell. So, yeah, I feel honored now.
 

blue heartless

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In my entire school career since the fourth grade, I have done as least as possible to get where I am today. I haven't done a mandatory science project, school presentation, not even the two senior theses at the end of high school.

I graduated with an advanced honors diploma, though because of my low average I didn't have a seat in the Honors Society section. Those guys (EDIT: and girls) literally voted me out of the section because they felt I didn't deserve the seat. I think they were just jealous.
 

Toriver

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I have killed half the threads I have posted in since coming on here with one comment.
Even though I am not trying to kill threads.
I am an accidental thread assassin.
 

JBarracudaL

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I'm a big Jak and Daxter fan too. They beat the hell out of Ratchet and Clank, that's for sure. Even if the "fly through rings" missions in Jak 2 make me want to smash things with a petrified ferret.

On topic, I discovered recently that when I try, I am actually a competent writer. I hope to make it my profession, for better or for worse.
I'm nearly finished a novel that is closing in on 400 pages. (And my format is far larger than the size of a soft cover novels' pages.)
I feel it is unique, witty, and something readers will feel is unpredictable. I'm hoping there's still a market for abstract literature.
 

mornal

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I was recently told I sound like I know what I'm talking about even if I don't have a clue.

Wow...my life is remarkably un-awesome compared to some people here.
 

Sonofadiddly

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Pimppeter2 said:
Sonofadiddly said:
I am a sandwich genious. I made my own version of a turkey ranch and swiss sandwich, and it's awesome. Since Quizno's stopped making the Tuscan turkey sandwich, I never need to go back there again. YOU'RE DEAD TO ME QUIZNO'S!!
That was a sad day for us all
I'm glad someone else out there shares my pain. Such a delicious sandwich...
 

Dark Knifer

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People seem to think that my ability to not care at all about what's around me is pretty awsome. I am not going to argue about that, even if it does confuse me slightly.