I am the most awesome person to ever exist. Ever.

[Gladion]

Well, I'm the only one on the internet with this name

You're wrong. There is even porno with your name in it.

*Spits coffee* WHAT!!!!??? My initials and birthdate used in porn? Where? What Porn? Come on! ejb626 is basically random letters and numbers I can't believe this. Damn it, porn that one was mine!

Look. You're on the internet. You know the rules. If you don't, you at least know the 34th rule.
But I actually don't know any porn that contains your nick. I just wanted you to drop some information. I already know you're born on 26th of June, and I know your initials. I'll also soon find out where you live. I hope you can sleep well while somebody is at your window watching you.

HUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA >