I am...

[Queen Michael]

I am a transvestite, living on my own, a manga nerd, the only peson I've ever met who's actually read The Journey to the West, in a relationship with a cute geek girl, a blood donor, a skeptic, an eater of Pocky, and Swedish.

 

[GeorgW]

I am sam
I am not a human
I am walrus
I am legend

They are all titles of songs and movies, but half of them are true. Can you guess which?

 

[Dystopia]

I am legend
I am sam
I am walrus
I am not a human

They are all titles of songs and movies, but half of them are true. Can you guess which?

I guess that you are a legendary walrus.

Sadly, I have no joke to offer. I am too awesome for that.

 

[Darth IB]

I! AM! KROGAN!!!

Seriously though, I am awesome.

 

[[.redacted]]

...Currently responding to this thread in a fashion I consider to be mildly witty.

 

[brucelee13245]

...Man, skinny,lover of video games, in love, unhealthily attached to my truck,kind of a slob, car-crazy, a country fan, wishing he had more food at the moment, in college.

 

[quiet_samurai]

Your wildest dreams!

Yes... you.

 

[GeorgW]

I am legend
I am sam
I am walrus
I am not a human

They are all titles of songs and movies, but half of them are true. Can you guess which?

I guess that you are a legendary walrus.

Sadly, I have no joke to offer. I am too awesome for that.

But if I were a walrus, then I wouldn't be human either, right?

 

[Queltherio]

I am smartical.

 

[NeedAUserName]

Those two words will always remind me of this:

 

[Togs]

I am a strange, arrogant, immature ubergeek with a deep love of escapism and mythology.
Ive been told that I bear all the personality traits of someone with Aspergers syndrome and that despite my apparent coldness I am a sweet and good natured person.

 

[Queltherio]

I am smartical.

 

[Queltherio]

I am smartical.

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

I am thinking this probably should have been in forum games.

 

[zidine100]

i am LEEROY JENKINS!


i am the bone of my sword.... gigity.

anyway, that's all i got.