I am...

[Eggsnham]

.. disappointed that someone ninja'd Enigo Montoya, sixteen, a pretty cool guy who kills aliens and doesn't afraid of anything, eating hard candy, indecisive, rambling, typing, ramblotyping, doing remarkably terrible in school, on a fast track to failure, couldn't be happier.

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Enigo Montoya.

You killed my father; prepare to die.

It's "Inigo," but I will look past the spelling error to the win that lies within.

Begin awesome time

Count Rugen: "Stop saying that!"

Inigo: "HALLO, MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA, YOU KILLED MY FATHER, PREPARE TO DIE!"

Disarm, followed by cheek slash.

I: "Offer me money."

CR: "Yes!"

I: "Power too, promise me that."

Other cheek slash

CR: "All that I have an more! Please..."

I: "Offer me anything I ask for."

CR: "Anything you want..."

Attempts to dagger-stab Inigo, but fukken FAILS.

I: "I want my father back you son of a *****!"

EPIC STAB

Thank you for that, I shall edit the post to correct the mistake.