I am...

[TimeLord]

I am the Doctor!

And you are the Daleks!

 

[Redingold]

Right behind you...

 

[Dystopia]

I am legend
I am sam
I am walrus
I am not a human

They are all titles of songs and movies, but half of them are true. Can you guess which?

I guess that you are a legendary walrus.

Sadly, I have no joke to offer. I am too awesome for that.

But if I were a walrus, then I wouldn't be human either, right?

Pants. You've thwarted me.

I am a failure. Are you perhaps an inhuman legend who isn't a walrus and who isn't called Sam?

 

[rutger5000]

I am who I am whoever that may be

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

I am a man, a part of the Furry Fandom, an artist, a wide-receiver, an Enlightened Guitarist, an avid reader, a procrastinator who should be studying for hid Chemistry 111 exam on Monday, and a lanky bastard...

I feel all warm and fuzzy inside now!

 

[Mrrrgggrlllrrrg]

I am because I am

 

[PrimoThePro]

I am a kind intense heterosexual male, who is in love with a certain someone.
I am an Economic Liberal, borderline Socialist.
I am Christian.

 

[RaffB]

I am John Galt

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

I am down another belt loop and starting to look downright beastly.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I am disappointed that every possible joke I could make here has been done or is too obvious.
I am going to sob in the corner now.

 

[GeorgW]

I am legend
I am sam
I am walrus
I am not a human

They are all titles of songs and movies, but half of them are true. Can you guess which?

I guess that you are a legendary walrus.

Sadly, I have no joke to offer. I am too awesome for that.

But if I were a walrus, then I wouldn't be human either, right?

Pants. You've thwarted me.

I am a failure. Are you perhaps an inhuman legend who isn't a walrus and who isn't called Sam?

Correct!!
I would have also accepted "Trick question, you are all of them!"

 

[Velvo]

Enigo Montoya.

You killed my father; prepare to die.

It's "Inigo," but I will look past the spelling error to the win that lies within.

Begin awesome time

Count Rugen: "Stop saying that!"

Inigo: "HALLO, MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA, YOU KILLED MY FATHER, PREPARE TO DIE!"

Disarm, followed by cheek slash.

I: "Offer me money."

CR: "Yes!"

I: "Power too, promise me that."

Other cheek slash

CR: "All that I have an more! Please..."

I: "Offer me anything I ask for."

CR: "Anything you want..."

Attempts to dagger-stab Inigo, but fukken FAILS.

I: "I want my father back you son of a *****!"

EPIC STAB

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

I am all that I am. I am calm. I am careful. I am desperate to please. I am the Game and I know you can't take me. I am Christopher Nicol, and I always shall be

 

[D33dl3]

a father, spending to much time playing games, depressed by the state of football, lucky to have a job I enjoy, trying to forget past mistakes while teaching my kids that mistakes are just things to learn from.

 

[Micalix]

I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.
I have created over a thousand blades.
Unknown to death.
Nor known to life.
Have withstood pain to create many weapons.
Yet, these hands will never hold anything.
So as I pray, 'Unlimited Blade Works'.

 

[FalloutJack]

I am the Doctor!

And you are the Daleks!

"CORRECT!"

On Topic...

 

[Madara XIII]

I am:

6'2, A haunter of the dark, a profound wellspoken christian, a comedian on all levels, an enthusiastic writer, a book worm, a future lawyer, a kind hearted person, a jackass, a hard worker, a bleeding heart, a lonely soul, a researcher, a mathmatician, an athlete, a gamer, an offensive person, a metalhead, a punk, a rocker, a troll (The good kind), a skeptic, calm and last but not least, a compassionate and understanding person.

You forgot broken Naruto villain.

OT: I am nothing. I am just a face, a mask, part of the Many yet considered the One. I am a shell, a puppet used to hide the other. There are Many Masks, yet only One, which I am. In Many, One.

Ooooh you really know how to burn my buns!!! Seriously I'm going to look up exactly what a broken villain is, because as far as Villains go Madara was by far the best considering the other 2 were Pedorochimaru and the emo known as pain.

I shall retuuuuuuuuurn!!! *Falls down stairs* DAMNIT

 

[everfreeDragon]

I am Desmond Miles and this is my story... wait no I'm not that bland.

I am a student, a geek, an artist, a Jehovah's Witness, a lover of sci-fi, willing to try new experiences, where I feel I need to be in life and happy with it, a troper, intelligent, a nice guy, mentally chaotic good though I don't act on the chaotic side often, successful, hoping to finally see my girlfriend this year, happy.

Edit: honest and can at times be brutal about it but that's not often.

(Captcha: Mentalle October I thought it looked cool so I'm sharing it)

 

[Kasper Gundersen]

I AM A MAN! *PUNCH

Freaking LINKARA!! You beat everyone here