I challenge you to a duel! Choose your weapons!

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GrinningManiac

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Firstly, watch this hilarious and awesome short film


Now, supposing someone challenges you to an old-fashioned duel

The rules are thus: He has challenged, so you get to pick the weapon

Now, before you all shout "LOL NUKE", remember that this is also a duel of reflexes, as you must take the 10 steps before drawing, like in the ol' Spaghetti Westerns. Should you pick something unweildy and time-consuming (such as launching a nuke) it would defeat the point of displaying your better-ness over the challenger, as would something like an uzi, which would sort of end the duel pretty instantaneously

So what would you pick?

I would pick those awesome robots, but considering they don't comply to the 10-steps-and-draw rule, I'd go for something like a good ol' flintlock pistol
 

delet

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Pancake Cannon?. It's the ideal weapon in all situations. High speed pancake to the face never fails.
 

LWS666

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i'll take these two

*morecambe and wise reference*

cookie if you can tell me what the sketch was called
 

GruntOwner

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Steamrollers
Nerve gas
Land mines
Star Wars trivia
Mass Effect save files

... Well the first 3 were good.
 

SnootyEnglishman

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Toastapault at Long-Range, Shottoaster at close to medium range and scattered across the ground my newly developed Buttered Mines.
 

Armored Prayer

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I choose the RCP-120 from Perfect Dark.

While I'm pacing I'll cloak, then when my enemy turns around and is baffled at were I went I'll get him from behind.
 

Rblade

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I would go with lightsaber if I had to pick a winner (considering it comes with the reflexes) but to avoid being terribly cliché I've decided to quote Monty Python

and go with the holy handgrenade of Antioch, just lob it over your shoulder and let it bloweth they enemy into tiny bits
 

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SnootyEnglishman said:
Toastapault at Long-Range, Shottoaster at close to medium range and scattered across the ground my newly developed Buttered Mines.
Hey wait a minute... I challenge yee to a duel!
 

GrinningManiac

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A random person said:
The Blue Eyes White Dragon, with Exodia in my deck.
/obligatory joke
I'd just shoot you

A random Person: "But that's not allo-"

SCREW THE RULES...I have money
 

A random person

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GrinningManiac said:
A random person said:
The Blue Eyes White Dragon, with Exodia in my deck.
/obligatory joke
I'd just shoot you

A random Person: "But that's not allo-"

SCREW THE RULES...I have money
My hair allows me to resist bullets! Now Exodia, obliterate!
 

Joe Deadman

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Chainsaws/chainswords just because we can.
Or maybe lemons. Lemon juice stings so much when it gets in eyes and wounds.
 

zakski

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A random person said:
GrinningManiac said:
A random person said:
The Blue Eyes White Dragon, with Exodia in my deck.
/obligatory joke
I'd just shoot you

A random Person: "But that's not allo-"

SCREW THE RULES...I have money
My hair allows me to resist bullets! Now Exodia, obliterate!
Brooklyn Rage!
 

Harley Duke

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Rocket Propelled Chainsaw Launchers. "For when it absolutely, positively MUST NOT LIVE TO SEE TOMORROW."