I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on Fijiman's heretical originality with... holy... um...

I declare war on Tree Dwelling Hippies with Vietnam Era Bombers and Napalm.

 

[MetaKnight670]

I declare war on indecisiveness with flipping coins.

 

[thesilentman]

I declare war on Off-Topic with illogic!

 

[Goofguy]

I declare war on hunger tonight with a delicious plate of spaghetti and meatballs.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on badges with pins.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on sanity with nitrous oxide

 

[Scarim Coral]

I declare war on less time with more time!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on bungee jumping enthusiasts with potato cannons.

 

[thesilentman]

I declare war on fire with more fire!~

 

[TheDoctor455]

I declare war on all tacos with an acid-laced trash bag!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on normal burritos with burritos made entirely out of tofu.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I declare war on turkey with super chickens!

 

[Dr.Susse]

I declare war on drugs with and army of nagging mothers.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I declare war on bad parking with a tow truck~

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on fish with land.

 

[thesilentman]

I declare war on history with science!

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on skydiving with faulty parachutes.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on pain with painkillers.

 

[StormShaun]

I declare war on my eyes with an All day gaming session!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on Para with Waffles! >