I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Fijiman]

I declare war on buttons with a mallet.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on holes with duct tape.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on everything with a toothpick.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I declare war on health with fried foods.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on mimes with clowns.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Tizzy with a large army of Deathclaws.

 

[kailus13]

I eclare war on Tizzy and Fijiman with a mini nuke launcher

 

[Neuromancer]

I declare war on all you miserable fools with the [small]stolen[/small] power to create black holes!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on you all with an army of Liberty Primes.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I declare war on paper cute with gloves!

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on grammar nazi's with teh horibl grammerz.

 

[thesilentman]

I declare war on maniacs with sedatives!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on sleep with YouTube and the Escapist.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I declare war on mornings with loud music and copious amounts of tea.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on a productive afternoon's work with Forum Games and a massive bowl of meatballs & pasta.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on chocolate with my teeth.