I declare war on ___ with ___.

[kailus13]

I declare war on monochrome with colour.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on Tizzy with non-violence.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Tizzy with working internet.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I declare war on my day off with videogames.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on bagels with toast.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on toast with pancakes.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on common sense with my brain.

 

[staika]

I declare war on global warming with cows!

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on cows with tipping.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I declare war on life with terrible music.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on terrible music with paulstretch.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on the rocky road I just ate, with the yumyum I ate after that.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the moon with cheese.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I declare war on cheese with mould.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on your face with your face twenty years from now.

 

[staika]

I declare war on your helmet with a paperclip!

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on "Your Face" with "Your Mother"