I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the earth with humans.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on humans with mole men.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on you with the other you.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on the other me with flamethrowers.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I declare war on Nega-Ahri with cheat codes.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on other players with a fucking MOAB!

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on MOABs with ending the kill-streak.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I declare war on kill streaks with LAG~

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on lag with a fast connection.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on sardines with 5000 gigaton bombs.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on whales with nukes.

 

[Risingblade]

I declare war on pancakes with pusheen

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on rain with a bat.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I declare war on thirst with ALL THE WATER.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on fresh water with salt.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on stink with a shower.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on showers with bad plumbing.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on bad plumbing with a plumber on mushrooms.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I declare war on boredom with gaming and reading.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on forum games with a new forum game.