I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on buckets of water with buckets of battery acid.

 

[Headsprouter]

I declare war on hydration with drought.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on ice with summer.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on summer with English weather.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war war on Dreadzone with overwhelming firepower.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on ice with temperatures above zero.

 

[MrCollins]

II declare war on shins with megami tensais.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on windows with bricks.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on a wrench with another wrench.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on hippies with riot cops.

 

[Ruedyn]

I declare war on Coyotes with piano's.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on Pirates with Rickets.

 

[sylekage]

I declare war on swiss cheese.

The holey war!

 

[Headsprouter]

I declare war on legit humour with well-timed puns.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on boredom with liquid nitrogen.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on deep voices with helium.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on crappy controls with far better ones.

 

[MrCollins]

I declare war on the past with no backwards compatibility.

 

[thesilentman]

I declare war on this thread with anti war!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on marauders with a hammer to the face.