I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the robots with EMPs.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on the Ottomans with elephants and catapults, for thinking they can settle on my island.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Istanbul with Constantinople.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on Mississippi with ippississiM.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on breakfast with pancakes and bacon.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on Nazi Vampires with Alucard.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on Alucard with Flowerew.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the roof with my Bren gun.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on other countries with Nerf guns and pudding.

 

[Euryalus]

I declare war on war with more war!

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on others in the queue with my bread gun.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the sun with rocks.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on interior design with bootleg fireworks.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the neighbors with mutant spiders.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on British tabloids with a chicken.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on vindaloo with lager.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the 1000[sup]th[/sup] post with 1001[sup]th[/sup] post.