I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Bofus Teefus]

I declare war on my family with an axe.

....K, I'm watching Amityville Horror...

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the north pole with the south pole.

 

[Malbourne]

I declare war on bad manners with mad banners.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on drive-by shootings with mortars.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the sun with the moon and on the moon with a bagel.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the coastline with balloon bombs.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on the south with my Bannermen!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on banners with oil paint and a filthy mind!

 

[RedDeadFred]

I declare war on letters with the back spa

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the hotel with incompetent building work!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on money with paper.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

I declare war on Hannibal with Red Dragon.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on crayons with felt-tipped pens.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on cleaning up with Forum Games!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on that post above with this one right here, boyo!

 

[Malbourne]

I declare war on an afternoon of boredom with nonsensical posts!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on cat ears with sellotape!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the dead with the slightly more dead.

 

[Dragonbums]

I declare war on Shrek with Sonic memes.


CAPTCHA: outlook not so good.

Have faith in our fast friend captcha.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on moustaches with mowers!