I did my good deed for the day....

[FranzTyphid]

i high fived jesus!!!

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

Umm...
I didn't kill anyone.
Does that count?

Depends...will you kill me if I say no?

 

[Kriptonite]

I listened to a girl's hour long story about this boy she liked. I was actually helpful and made her feel lots better. Does that count?

 

[toapat]

i havent dropped an orbital laser on someone... yet

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Helped with work around the house.
A bit.

 

[The_Chief]

That's a really cool story! You should be a journalist for the Sun or an equally pointless newspaper! Kitty!

And what's Petsmart? It sounds like a gender changing device.

its like a pet department store. it has all the things for your pets needs. and an adoption-y vet place where i took the little kitty!

You think you did a good deed, but by using the power of Kreia's logic I shall prove you wrong.

First of all, according to you the kitty was trans-gendered. "Him" and "her" were both used when you described this kitty.

You gave this kitty to the PetsMart. I have never heard of this place, but the presence of the word "Mart" means that this kitty shall either be melted down to make gold, or shall be over-fed until it suffers a terrible fate.

Now, the ramifications of your deed:

This kitty might not've been stray and in fact lost its collar. The owners are desperately searching for it and by taking it away and giving it to a store of evil you have ensured that if the owners even did find the kitty (the chances of which are slim), they would have to spend a lot of money getting it back, effectively bankrupting them and resulting in them living on the streets in the worst parts of Detroit, Michigan (no matter where they actually come from).

However, if you had left the kitty to its fate it is likely the owners would reach it just as a gang of thugs came across it and attempted to destroy it. The owners would engage in a long, drawn-out battle, the wife would die and the husband would scream in agony at the sky. He would see the kitty as a dark omen, and shun it for eternity.

You have ruined everyone's life with your act, and if you had not committed it a similarly terrible fate would've befallen everyone. I hope you are proud of yourself.

i am. i very much am.

 

[lwm3398]

Went to church.

Okay, God, will you get off my You-damned back already?

 

[ElephantGuts]

Pff the man bleeding to death outside my house wishes I did good deeds.

 

[Dr Ampersand]

I helped my Dad with the gardening.

Went to church.

Okay, God, will you get off my You-damned back already?

No it's comfy and a good alternative to a chair. Also when my beard is dirty I like to rub it off of your jacket.

 

[lwm3398]

Went to church.

Okay, God, will you get off my You-damned back already?

No it's comfy and a good alternative to a chair. Also when my beard is dirty I like to rub it off of your jacket.

Well, at least I've sucked out half your power.

 

[NeoNomad]

I saved a turtle that would have likely been run over by a car and brought him (yes, I checked I wanted to know) back to is beckoning family. which probably induced a 'finding Nemo' effect thus making this disturbed child go back home and see that what he had there is far greater than anything he could have found out on the street. Unless he was destined to find English, learn it successfully speak it get a job as a burger flipper and slowly but surely through all the hardship find himself the new owner of McDonald's changing their undeniably fattening foods into not necessarily less fattening but better tasting meals. Then that might make me seem more like a twat.

 

[Quantana]

i didn't laugh at the guy who was head of the stock boy's( i have no idea if that's the right word for it the dutch word is : hoofd vakkenvuller)at my local supermarket and belive me he deserved it he was like 60!!!!

 

[EeveeElectro]

I haven't been out... I'll do something tomorrow probably.

 

[azurawolf]

Umm...
I didn't kill anyone.
Does that count?

Depends...will you kill me if I say no?

At the moment, I am too tired to kill anyone so I think you're safe.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

Umm...
I didn't kill anyone.
Does that count?

Depends...will you kill me if I say no?

At the moment, I am too tired to kill anyone so I think you're safe.

Aha ^^ In that case no, it doesn't count...ma'am.

 

[azurawolf]

Umm...
I didn't kill anyone.
Does that count?

Depends...will you kill me if I say no?

At the moment, I am too tired to kill anyone so I think you're safe.

Aha ^^ In that case no, it doesn't count...ma'am.

....

You're safe. Today is your lucky day.

 

[KaiRai]

I try to make someone laugh everyday. That aside my last good deed was....a long time ago, i've been ill for 9 weeks, and before then my memory is a little hazy.

That's my good deed. Laughter is always good

 

[Ghonzor]

Umm...
I didn't kill anyone.
Does that count?

I don't see why not.

 

[azurawolf]

Umm...
I didn't kill anyone.
Does that count?

I don't see why not.

Yay!
I knew I could do a good deed.
Even if my good deed was doing nothing.

 

[Souplex]

I gave blood. Fun fact: People with my blood temporarily gain super powers.