I don't know, that sounds pretty badass.LordCuthberton said:I was drunk and had been playing Assassins Creed 2 moments before.imnotparanoid said:and you dindnt excpect that how?
Lesson learnt: Alcohol does not make you awesome.
That'll teach you to try and barrel roll!LordCuthberton said:Jumping off that house.
It hurt.
thats standard practise in Sexual disease's check, get used to it dude unless you plan on not having sex, I'm being serious I normally have checks because even people I've known that have been with only 1 or 2 people or been with people they trust have caught stuff.generic gamer said:I've had a cotton bud inserted down my penis, that was surprisingly painful.
Awww, bless, you thought you do an auto roll?Eliam_Dar said:Well, I jumped off a tree, and fell on my arm, thinking I was going to be able to roll and avoid injuries.... I was soooooo wrong, and broken bones really really hurt
My step-brother did something like that... except he was using a can of deoderant instead and he kept on doing it over and over until the can was empty... and after he froze his skin on the back of his hand each time, he pressed it against a boiling hot cup of tea to thaw his hand. Needless to say that became the biggest and most disgusting blister I have ever seen... which he proceeded to stab until all the stuff was out of it. And yeah, now he has a fucked up scar.Chogg Van Helsing said:i pressed an inhaler against my skin and pressed the button 'till i used half of it up... i will have a scar on the back of my hand bigger that a 50p piece for the rest of my life... i didnt even get the money i was promised for doing it...
yeah, by hand froze up to! so painful lolKinguendo said:My step-brother did something like that... except he was using a can of deoderant instead and he kept on doing it over and over until the can was empty... and after he froze his skin on the back of his hand each time, he pressed it against a boiling hot cup of tea to thaw his hand. Needless to say that became the biggest and most disgusting blister I have ever seen... which he proceeded to stab until all the stuff was out of it. And yeah, now he has a fucked up scar.Chogg Van Helsing said:i pressed an inhaler against my skin and pressed the button 'till i used half of it up... i will have a scar on the back of my hand bigger that a 50p piece for the rest of my life... i didnt even get the money i was promised for doing it...
Ewwww stumpy xD By cutting the tip off do you mean a substantial part of the tip or just a bit of skin? and does your finger have a flat bit now?Cpt_Oblivious said:Cutting part off my finger off. Only the tip, but it's a lot more painful than you'd think.
Oh, and getting a papercut under the nail. That's a *****.