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KiKiweaky

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Paper cuts i really really hate them brrrr :/

Running out of a room and hitting my hip on the door handle on the way out made me collapse in pain too that was pretty sore.
 

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LordCuthberton said:
imnotparanoid said:
and you dindnt excpect that how?
I was drunk and had been playing Assassins Creed 2 moments before.

Lesson learnt: Alcohol does not make you awesome.
I don't know, that sounds pretty badass.

OT: Getting braces in 5th grade. It didn't hurt at first, so my mom and I ended up going to Taco Bell. I couldn't eat the freaking soft tacos, it hurt so much. Life proceeded to suck for a while. Then she started bringing me shakes and stuff at lunch. It got pretty sweet.
 

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I'm not exactly filled with optimism now OP, my wisdom teeth are coming through at the moment o_O
 

Chogg Van Helsing

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i pressed an inhaler against my skin and pressed the button 'till i used half of it up... i will have a scar on the back of my hand bigger that a 50p piece for the rest of my life... i didnt even get the money i was promised for doing it...
 

Mr_Universal

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cutting myself with a plastic knife...and no..it wasn't because I´m Emo...it´s because I´m stupid enough to actually test how sharp a plastic knife can be..on myself...pretty sharp I can tell you xD,

ohh, and having Braces put in, or atleast the hour after it has been put in...imagine your teeth getting squeezed slowly together using some sort of..well lets call it a squeezing apparatus..I couldn't even speak...spent the following days playing Thief deadly shadows on my Xbox...that kept my mind of the pain xD
 

DigitalSushi

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Having your wisdom teeth out doesn't hurt providing you don't chew food or suck on hot liquids,
keep it up for a week and not only will your wisdom teeth (that aren't there anymore) not hurt but you'll be a fabulous size 8, regardless of gender.

With regards to pain, I was always scared of having a lung punctured because I assumed it hurt like hell, well guess what children!, I got myself a lung punctured in 2008 and it doesn't hurt one bit, in fact going from "barely breathing" to "being able to breath" is an incredibly lovely feeling.

OT, I have fractured ribs, I was told it only hurts for 3 days, its been 2 and a half men... wait no I mean weeks!
 

Funkiest Monkey

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Taking a tennis ball to the face, riding a trolley into a wall, setting my arm on fire....

Yeah, I do stupid stuff a lot. It amuses me (sometimes) and my friends (always).
 

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LordCuthberton said:
Jumping off that house.

It hurt.
That'll teach you to try and barrel roll!

OT: Frankly there's been many alcohol related incidents such as this. A friend did get a kitty recently who is quite....aggressive. Don't mess with cats, it looks like my arm has a scar tattoo done by a Bauhaus lecturer.
 

Oh That Dude

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Well my dentist (in his infinite wisdon) decided to put a thicker wire on my braces. I was pleasantly surprised when it didn't hurt. Then it started to hurt and I was grumpy for a few days afterwards.

Other than that, I dunno.
 

DigitalSushi

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generic gamer said:
I've had a cotton bud inserted down my penis, that was surprisingly painful.
thats standard practise in Sexual disease's check, get used to it dude unless you plan on not having sex, I'm being serious I normally have checks because even people I've known that have been with only 1 or 2 people or been with people they trust have caught stuff.

Luckily i'm clean but yeah, they use a fucking cotton bud, I hope you didn't think it was just a blood test?.

Eliam_Dar said:
Well, I jumped off a tree, and fell on my arm, thinking I was going to be able to roll and avoid injuries.... I was soooooo wrong, and broken bones really really hurt
Awww, bless, you thought you do an auto roll?

Its cool man, I did the same thing only I just sliced myself open, my friend however tried to go Super Saiyan and burst something in his eye, it actually went RED!.
 

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Chogg Van Helsing said:
i pressed an inhaler against my skin and pressed the button 'till i used half of it up... i will have a scar on the back of my hand bigger that a 50p piece for the rest of my life... i didnt even get the money i was promised for doing it...
My step-brother did something like that... except he was using a can of deoderant instead and he kept on doing it over and over until the can was empty... and after he froze his skin on the back of his hand each time, he pressed it against a boiling hot cup of tea to thaw his hand. Needless to say that became the biggest and most disgusting blister I have ever seen... which he proceeded to stab until all the stuff was out of it. And yeah, now he has a fucked up scar.
 

Chogg Van Helsing

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Kinguendo said:
Chogg Van Helsing said:
i pressed an inhaler against my skin and pressed the button 'till i used half of it up... i will have a scar on the back of my hand bigger that a 50p piece for the rest of my life... i didnt even get the money i was promised for doing it...
My step-brother did something like that... except he was using a can of deoderant instead and he kept on doing it over and over until the can was empty... and after he froze his skin on the back of his hand each time, he pressed it against a boiling hot cup of tea to thaw his hand. Needless to say that became the biggest and most disgusting blister I have ever seen... which he proceeded to stab until all the stuff was out of it. And yeah, now he has a fucked up scar.
yeah, by hand froze up to! so painful lol

i have a scar to, as i mentioned, its rather suckish...
 

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Cpt_Oblivious said:
Cutting part off my finger off. Only the tip, but it's a lot more painful than you'd think.
Oh, and getting a papercut under the nail. That's a *****.
Ewwww stumpy xD By cutting the tip off do you mean a substantial part of the tip or just a bit of skin? and does your finger have a flat bit now?
 

Emilox The Great

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breaking a wrist. worst pain i have ever felt. but the worst part must be that it was close to impossible to use the pc..