"I drop a ____" Game

[Cassidy129]

The shard goes in my mouth and I eat it, lacerating my digestive tract.

I throw Liquid Ocelot at the next poster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

He shouts "brother!" before shooting me in the face.

I drop Suiseiseki ILR.

 

[Pm0n3y]

The red-eyed girl lands on my neck, and i collapse under her weight and die.

I drop myself

 

[ravensshade]

i sidestep and you fall on the pavement hard...

i drop an entire armor rack

 

[Sam G]

I wear it all, not realizing how heavy it is, and get hit by the next slow-moving steamroller when I was unable to move out of the way.

I drop my pimpin' hat.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Since i am the epitome of pimpin', the hat gently flutters down, and lands on my head. Unfortunately for me, a bunch of girls spot my pimpiness, and stampede towards me, trampling me along the way.

I Drop my iPod Touch

 

[RanD00M]

I check it out.But to my surprise it was a bomb,but i was to late to do anything.

I drop my town.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I get crushed.

I drop a Japanese school girl.

 

[RanD00M]

My penis erects so hard that it explodes and the massive blood loss kills me.

There was a sentence that i never thought i was going to write.

I drop Loading Ready Run.

 

[Sam G]

After three weeks of dating Graham Stark, we're finally at that comfortable stage when we're ready to have sex for the first time. He takes off his shirt, then throws it into the air and decapitates me with a shuriken Unskippable DVD while I'm distracted.

I drop a tennis racket.

 

[Pm0n3y]

It bonks me on the head. As i rub my head, i look up to see more of them fall. One in particular fell faster than all the others. Turns out it was made with solid gold, and the mesh was made with lasers. As it nears me, the lasers pass over me, and i get diced to pieces.

I drop Morrigan. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morrigan_Aensland]

 

[RanD00M]

I get crushed under here giant breasts.

I drop a steamroller.

 

[Lullabye]

wtf? you can lift a steam roller? i die from the sheer awesomeness of that fact alone.

I drop a meteor into the earth(Bwahahaha, fear the wrath of sephiroth!)

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I blow up.

I drop a ufo.

 

[Pm0n3y]

I catch it and hold it up for five seconds before the weight crushes me.

I drop a tripod (This kind of tripod, to be exact. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMJRzbHja2Q&feature=related])

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I get vaporized.

I drop a Super Marine.

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

He lands on my head and crushes it.
I drop a blobfish

 

[Pm0n3y]

It plops down on my head with an ear shattering *Splat*, then I die from its disgusting looks.

I drop a Prawn [http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/culturesurfing/files/2009/08/flicks_district9web.jpg]

 

[Vrud]

I didn't feel like sharing my cat food...

I drop said cat food.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

It blows up and kills me.

I drop an imp.