I finally found a use for the Twilight fan girls!

[userwhoquitthesite]

wouldnt a better idea just be to cover yourself in body glitter and make a trail to your junk?
and better than that, why dont we just mash them up and use them as brick mortar, like in the great wall?

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

Who gives a fuck if it's moral, I'm an atheist! ... but don't tell them that
_>

 

[Schlorgan]

It does make sense

 

[Ironic]

This guy is a vampire, yet i don't think Twilight fangirls would screw him.

 

[wilted_orchid]

Well, since I'm fairly sure pre-marital sex is a big no-no to you lot...
No?

I guess your God put stupid people here for a reason, though.
Maybe this is it.

Um, pre-marital sex is certainly a "big no-no" in my branch of christianity...and every other I can think of, so I don't know what the heck this guy's on about with that, but hey, it's not for us to decide how Christian someone is, it's something only they know in their heart, so leave him to it, and when the time comes if he feels he has done wrong then God will forgive him, should he feel the need to apologise, which he might not, and now I'm babbling, but only because I'm trying to point out I don't want to offend anyone.

 

[mrpenguinismyhomeboy]

so wait, are twilight fangirls hot?

 

[Artemis923]

You mislead me. I thought you found the actual use for tWILIGHT fan girls - sex.

Aye. I know of a couple rabid Twilight fans, and I must say they were damn hot.

 

[Skooterz]

Oh god I lol'd. Thank you sir. You made my day.

 

[Latinidiot]

If you get it to work, i will make a statue of you, have you mentioned in EVERY national anthem, and immortalzie your name forever

 

[ThePizzaGuy556]

Give this man a medal

 

[hamster mk 4]

I thought one of the key themes of twilight was no premarital sex, but get marries as soon as possible so you can start screwing like bunnies. Hence all the pointless swooning but no real sex until Bella is a vampire and part of the "family".

It is a wonderful sentiment using twilight fans as easy lays, but I don't think you want to end up married to one.

BTW I have not read or watched Twilight but this is the impression I got from several reviews and synopsis.

 

[bodyklok]

This could work, and hell I'd pretend I was Christian to do it.

What worries me is a) there's a server shortage of hot twilight fan girls, and b) I bet they'd be really clingy; have sex one time and they'd never stop following you around, until finally you have fake your own death to escape them.

EDIT:

Give this man a medal

I second this.

 

[A Weary Exile]

Is there a way to get atheists like me laid? "Hey baby you like single-celled organisms?"

 

[AvsJoe]

Then I realised that if I could get the Twilight fan-girls to believe that, I could get every young, emo Christian man laid!

Best. Plan. Ever. Fuck morality, this could work! I'm not sure that certain groups will be down for that, though.

 

[wilted_orchid]

Um, pre-marital sex is certainly a "big no-no" in my branch of christianity...and every other I can think of, so I don't know what the heck this guy's on about with that, but hey, it's not for us to decide how Christian someone is, it's something only they know in their heart, so leave him to it, and when the time comes if he feels he has done wrong then God will forgive him, should he feel the need to apologise, which he might not, and now I'm babbling, but only because I'm trying to point out I don't want to offend anyone.

Well, it's definitely not for me to judge, anyway, considering the whole "not a Christian" thing.
Though I guess there's nothing prohibiting me from doing it for that very same reason...

You have as much right as anyone else, considering the whole "equal human being with equal rights," thing =]

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

If twilight fangirls are hot and are willing to believe this then there will be a lot more emos in the world...

 

[The_ModeRazor]

You made me day. Also that's a great idea.
And who cares about morals? They're just for Others.

 

[ThePizzaGuy556]

If twilight fangirls are hot and are willing to believe this then there will be a lot more emos in the world...

Yay for emos!

 

[MajoraPersona]

Jesus being a vampire explains so much. The resurrection, the second coming, his scraggly appearance, his weakness to crosses, his insistence that everyone drinks his blood, his fangs, his ability to turn into a bat, the mist that surrounds him wherever he walks, his reluctance to leave his coffin, etc.

Also his possible relations with men, as it appears most sentient vampires have a tendency for such things. Though, as the historian Dan Brown noted, he also had kids.

Dinosaurs rock.