I finally found a use for the Twilight fan girls!

[Cavouku]

It was inevitable to lol at this.

I don't see the relation between Jebus and vampires, but oh well, Twilight fangirls think Twilight is a good book, they'll do it if the guy's wearing glitter.

 

[Wildrow12]

It could work....but much like setting up a teleporter on Mars that inevitably brings about an army of cybernetically enhanced freaks into your cubicle you have to ask the question: is the end result REALLY what you want?

Now while I'm all about going for goth girls (what? I have a taste for the bittersweet), you have to wonder about what kind of fangirl you are getting here.

Most Twilight fangirls I have seen are either pseudo-goths or preps. Consider this.

 

[Arisato-kun]

That's hilarious. Truly fantastic. XD

 

[Sightless Wisdom]

Hah, that was good for laugh.Thanks.

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

Wait, so you want a bunch of mostly underage girls to drink wine(which would be portrayed as blood to turn them into Vampires?), and have sex with them because they are drunk?

I think we should just recommend them some better books that aren't so hormonally injected.

 

[Beowulf DW]

You have as much right as anyone else, considering the whole "equal human being with equal rights," thing =]

You know what?
You're damned right.
I'll judge who I want, when I want.
Because I am...
ATHEIST MAN!
*fanfare*

...Crazy?
Me?
Hardly.

Just don't condemn. That's what they taught us in the Catholic school system.

 

[Wildrow12]

Is there a way to get atheists like me laid? "Hey baby you like single-celled organisms?"

Uhhh...maybe not that line, tiger. You might want to try quoting Nietzsche:

"What else is love but understanding and rejoicing in the fact that another person lives, acts, and experiences otherwise than we do??"

Awww.....ain't that cute?

 

[asteroth21nox]

I think twilight fan girls make better fire wood. Becky here smells like pork and baccon and burns better then oak. Make sure to tie their hands and feet together with non-burnable material, like chains!

 

[Wildrow12]

Oh! Before I forget: Beowulf, for services in promoting humor, understanding, and win, I hearby award you one internetz cookie. Well done!

 

[Xvito]

So Twilight fan-girls are used as. . cattle for mating with?

Apparently.

But I must point out that the fatal flaw in this plan is that unfortunately, while you could technically pass yourself off as a vampire, you still wouldn't be a Robert-Pattison-looking vampire, so no dice.

Supply and demand, my friend... Supply and demand.

 

[Azraellod]

I don't see where Emo's come into it...

I also find it amusing that I have never met a Twilight fanboy/girl in real life and yet can't avoid the Twilight haters on the internet, it's somewhat ironic.

i was wondering who else was in that situation.

and i agree... where do emo's come into it?

YOU WILL PROVE EINSTEIN WRONG!!!!!

um... what? which of his theories could possibly get dis-proven from that?

edit: hmm, this thread grew quite a bit since i loaded the page.

 

[Madidear578]

Is there a way to get atheists like me laid? "Hey baby you like single-celled organisms?"

Try Bill Maher. Quote "Religulous" to an atheist girl. She'll swoon.

 

[ShotgunSmoke]

We could use their heads to hammer in nails.
They don't use them anyway.

 

[A Weary Exile]

Is there a way to get atheists like me laid? "Hey baby you like single-celled organisms?"

Uhhh...maybe not that line, tiger. You might want to try quoting Nietzsche:

"What else is love but understanding and rejoicing in the fact that another person lives, acts, and experiences otherwise than we do??"

Awww.....ain't that cute?

Yep, chicks really dig 19th century philosiphers. Maybe I should try Dostoevsky instead.

 

[messy]

Or just read the book, apply white make up and glitter. You are so in its not even funny (no idea how well this works , I've only done the first part of this plan)

 

[MrShadowzs]

You sir have way to much time on your hands to figure this out (and i thank you for that)

 

[Captain Blackout]

From my 12 year old stepdaughter who's a hardcore Twilight fan, wishes to grow up to be a zombie princess, and is a church going Christian Pagan:

THAT'S JUST WRONG! QUIT USING TWILIGHT FANS FOR YOUR OWN PERSONAL GAIN!

 

[I am Jack's smirking revenge]

Have you SEEN Twilight fangirls? Why would you want to sleep with that?

I agree with SoonerMatt...those girls are like a bunch of emo rhinos that learned how to read.