I finally found a use for the Twilight fan girls!

[Asciotes]

Wow, that's some pretty awesome logic.

 

[Captain Blackout]

You have as much right as anyone else, considering the whole "equal human being with equal rights," thing =]

You know what?
You're damned right.
I'll judge who I want, when I want.
Because I am...
ATHEIST MAN!
*fanfare*

...Crazy?
Me?
Hardly.

Oh Max, I had such hope. I thought you'd gotten to the point where you realized all atheists, agnostics, and theists are all whack jobs...

 

[Joey-Z]

Hahahaaaa

Genius...
As far as books go, twilight is about as original as dirt is physicaly attractive... (Odd simile)
It's just another revamp of Dracula,
only they are all teens, and Dracula didnt sparkle....

 

[sagonas123]

Moral? It's beyond moral.

It's fucking genius.

I agree, best idea ever.

 

[Iron Mal]

Where there is a plan it will work for someone, my friends are partial to Goth/Emo looking women (in terms of looks that is) so I suppose you've come up with a very effective pick up line for me...I mean my friends to use and, ultimately, exploit.

 

[wilted_orchid]

You have as much right as anyone else, considering the whole "equal human being with equal rights," thing =]

You know what?
You're damned right.
I'll judge who I want, when I want.
Because I am...
ATHEIST MAN!
*fanfare*

...Crazy?
Me?
Hardly.

Just don't condemn. That's what they taught us in the Catholic school system.

Exactly my original point, only you managed to be far more eloquent about it =]

Oh and, as for you MaxTheReaper, fear not, the men with the nice white coats will be here soon...

 

[ArcWinter]

I am disgusted and intrigued.

Luckily for the disgusted part I am neither emo or Christian! Huzzah!
Intrigued because DAMN that would be funny if that worked

 

[Utarefson]

I don't see where Emo's come into it...

I also find it amusing that I have never met a Twilight fanboy/girl in real life and yet can't avoid the Twilight haters on the internet, it's somewhat ironic.

Aren't you the lucky one? My sister happens to be one ¬_¬
It's quite embarrassing, really...

Mine too :/
And you don't want to meet her, that's for sure

Is there a way to get atheists like me laid? "Hey baby you like single-celled organisms?"

Uhhh...maybe not that line, tiger. You might want to try quoting Nietzsche:

"What else is love but understanding and rejoicing in the fact that another person lives, acts, and experiences otherwise than we do??"

Awww.....ain't that cute?

You just quoted Nietzsche, you're awesome!

 

[Captain Blackout]

Oh Max, I had such hope. I thought you'd gotten to the point where you realized all atheists, agnostics, and theists are all whack jobs...

I notice that that list includes every human being alive, for the most part.
I must bow to your wisdom...whether you intended it or not.

Oh, it was intended...

 

[Flamezdudes]

Oh Max, I had such hope. I thought you'd gotten to the point where you realized all atheists, agnostics, and theists are all whack jobs...

I notice that that list includes every human being alive, for the most part.
I must bow to your wisdom...whether you intended it or not.

Oh, it was intended...

Pathetic wisdom IMO.
This thread gave me a great laugh, well done!

 

[Captain Blackout]

Oh Max, I had such hope. I thought you'd gotten to the point where you realized all atheists, agnostics, and theists are all whack jobs...

I notice that that list includes every human being alive, for the most part.
I must bow to your wisdom...whether you intended it or not.

Oh, it was intended...

Pathetic wisdom IMO.
This thread gave me a great laugh, well done!

What's pathetic about it?

 

[Deef]

Now if only I wasn't atheist...

 

[sam13lfc]

I lol'd

 

[master m99]

YOU WILL PROVE EINSTEIN WRONG!!!!!

Einstein? you dont mean Darwen do you?

 

[Beowulf DW]

Oh! Before I forget: Beowulf, for services in promoting humor, understanding, and win, I hearby award you one internetz cookie. Well done!

Thank you! I gotz a cookie!

 

[lwm3398]

And you think emos would give a shit?

Christian emos, mind.

I know. But not all Christians are like that. There's me. And plenty others.

 

[Schlorgan]

Whoa...