I finally have a girlfriend! I am so happy I'm posting it-Wait, she's also with my best friend?

[warprincenataku]

Threesome

Duh.

Touche' salesman!

 

[Cosplay Horatio]

Cowboy up and dump the chick and don't forget to get rid of this guy who is obviously no longer your friend.

 

[MaVeN1337]

1. Kill him
2. Sleep with the girl
3. Stand ominously on a rooftop overlooking a city in a cool costume

Just kidding, Ditch them both.

 

[ShadowKatt]

1. Kill him
2. Sleep with the girl
3. Stand ominously on a rooftop overlooking a city in a cool costume

That....could probably work, actually. Rival eliminated, sex gotten, insanity plea secured.

 

[Bigeyez]

Yes, she is in fact my girlfriend, as she told me that I was her boyfriend several times, even going as far as to kiss me, grab my hand, and other such romantic things without any input from me.

Someone kissing you and grabbing your hand does not make them your girlfriend. It's obvious that the chick is just playing with both of you guys and getting whatever it is that she wants out of both of you. Now if you just want to have fun and don't give a rat's ass about the "relationship" and the fact that she's probably a skank who's been up and down the block then by all means have fun. If you actually have feelings for her, then just get out now before you get hurt, which will happen with a girl like that.

 

[Woodsey]

How can she be your girlfriend if she's dating someone else and it's common knowledge?

Or are you saying she's cheating on you? If so, Chris Brown her and be done with it.

[small]I keed.[/small]

 

[Zenn3k]

Threesome

Duh.

Eiffel Tower time!

 

[holographicman]

bros before hoes man

 

[Tanthius]

I'm going to make a prediction based on your edit. You don't listen to the overwhelming amount of people saying to cowboy up. You want everyone's advice but you just don't want to actually have to act on it. This is the part where principle meets want. If you value principle there is only one solution that I think 100 folks have already suggested to you. If you just want to try anyway cause you're stupid in love with being in love... well go get your heart broke. Seriously though, this thread is pointless if you can't listen to the hundreds of people who are telling you to GTFO.

 

[Leadfinger]

I don't understand the other posters' trepidation. But really, your situation is an excellent opportunity for some hot sandwich action

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

Get out soon. That kind of thing isn't healthy for anybody involved.

 

[Red Alastor]

Make that 213 people saying GTFO. Based on true stories here bro.

 

[T8B95]

I'd like to help you, but between me and my best friend we haven't had a relationship that lasts longer than a Mento.

Message me if you get the reference.

 

[Joseph Murnan]

Any girl that would cheat on her boyfriend is certainly NOT a girl to want to be with. No girlfriend is better than a bad one.

 

[Jynxx-TheSiren]

Personally, that girl seems pretty mean to me. I wanted to curse but I'm not sure if I can. But really Poly relationships bring to much pain to put any real effort into them. They are alot of work and almost never end without someone getting hurt. My suggestion, as a female, dump that chick. I'm serious. It will never be anything but aggravation and annoyance. Abandon Ship! NOW!

 

[Thedayrecker]

Uhhh....Wha?

Are you on a Reality TV show or something? Is this a test? Cause it seems really obvious...

 

[TheDoctorsCompanion.]

Oh silly you. How disrespectful of her! If you sincerely like her, you wouldn't want her with anyone else. And if she sincerely liked you, she would only want to be yours. I don't see any love, and what's a relationship without love? You need to get out of it now. Find another girl who respects you, loves you, and never takes a second glance at your best friend when you're around

 

[Danpascooch]

Why is this even a question? She's cheating on your best friend with you. Most likely to piss off one of you and break up the friendship.

Or she just wants lots of boyfriends.

Either way, GET THE FUCK OUT NOW MAN!!

He discounted the second first one, but the bolded section still stands: RUN!

 

[Vraeyda]

Dude, the point of a girlfriend is getting a level of exclusivity. She's not giving that to you, and although it might seem better to you knowing who she's with, if she can't respect you enough to be exclusive, she's not your girlfriend.

She's just a chick with benefits. Best thing for you and your best friend is to bow out. Just a simple "Thanks, but no thanks". No revenge plans, no dark schemes, just bow out the better person and in the long run your reputation will be much better for it.

Cheers.