I finally have a girlfriend! I am so happy I'm posting it-Wait, she's also with my best friend?

[Om Nom Nom]

Made my day good sir. Also, you can get a Probation for making a Pic only response. Edit before someone hits Report!

You have a good point.

Oh snap, this isn't a reply consisting of just an image anymore. TIME PARADOX OH SHHHHHIIII--

But, yeah. Whether as an image or plain text, that advice still stands. It sounds like a very bad situation that needs to be gotten out of ASAP.

 

[tehweave]

Why is this even a question? She's cheating on your best friend with you. Most likely to piss off one of you and break up the friendship.

Or she just wants lots of boyfriends.

Either way, GET THE FUCK OUT NOW MAN!!

Oooh... I've been down this road.

GTFO now man sounds pretty good. Do that.

 

[Booze Zombie]

Um... learn a martial art, buff up and prepare for a fight over a woman's courtship?
I don't think someone who actually likes you punches you in the stomach, by the way.

You should probably ditch the both of them and get on with a new life, now that I think about it.

 

[Dragon_of_red]

Basically, if this ***** is enough to cheat on you, her feelings are officially mute. She must know you both, even if you innitiated it, who cares? Dump her arse.

 

[InvisibleMilk]

Bro, it's a trap. Best friend's girls work 0% of the time. Get out man, like Julianking93 said.

Why is this even a question? She's cheating on your best friend with you. Most likely to piss off one of you and break up the friendship.

Or she just wants lots of boyfriends.

Either way, GET THE FUCK OUT NOW MAN!!

 

[Gudrests]

Dudeeeee.......damn...if this guy is your "best friend" him kicking your ass every 10 secs like you made it seem like....he's not your best friend... if you fight him for her...and you word everything right to her...you make yourself look like a hero and he looks like a zero...

P.S.......HOW did you get into this predicament in the first place...this is just ....weird

 

[riotwraith]

I have a girlfriend
she is also dating my best friend
he punched me in the stomach for putting my arm around her
[he (my BEST. FRIEND.) beat the shit out of me] when there wasn't any bad blood between us while playing a card game

I... just... I don't... what?
I'm not sure if any advice I can offer will do the trick when you're living in this crazy bizarro-land I can't seem to wrap my head around. I don't mean that as an insult, I just mean I really can't tell if this is a serious topic or not.

My advice: Leave both of their crazy asses. Find some decent people who actually respect you as a person and aren't batshit crazy. Of course, I'm still struggling with that second one so feel free to make changes where necessary

 

[RatRace123]

Run away! Seriously man, get in the escape pod, press the button and...

 

[Chicago Ted]

Get away from here. She seems likely to fuck up your life. There are other fish in the sea.[footnote]That aren't like this. [http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/cartoons/cartoon_images/finding_nemo_dory_marlin_angler_fish.jpg][/footnote] Plus, I also feel the need to say that your "friend" sounds like an asshole.

Ninja, what did I tell you about posting pics of my girlfriend on here! Seriously uncool man!

And off topic, stop making Santius sob in the corner you bastard, I responded.

 

[Asturiel]

Le sigh, it's been said but, your friend sounds like a dick, and the woman in question seems like a petty manipulative and malicious *****. I advise getting out of the relationship with her, and potentially your friend if you think it fit.

 

[goldenjester]

Threesome

Duh.

It would be a devil's threesome though. This is important to consider.

 

[CloggedDonkey]

I guess I should explain a bit better.

Yes, she is in fact my girlfriend, as she told me that I was her boyfriend several times, even going as far as to kiss me, grab my hand, and other such romantic things without any input from me.

The friend is not an ass. He really isn't that bad of a guy, and I know I might have put him in a bad light, but there was reason behind me getting hit. Such as the punch to the stomach wasn't with any bad intentions, just normal messing around for such and such reasons that started with a normal joke, but escalated a little. It's more that he can do it than anything else that is a little unnerving.

The girl really isn't cheating on me or him, as we (me and the best friend) know about each other with her, I just feel a little uncomfortable with having another guy with my girlfriend and want some extra input from a third party.

And another thing I forgot to bring up but no one asked, it really isn't that serious, and I have no intentions of making it so, I just want to be able to get out of it without any of my friends, or me, feeling hurt.

Once again, thanks for any input from you guys, you've become almost like another family to me over the past few months I've been here, and it's good knowing you guys will actually talk to me, and others in the community, about problems they are having.

 

[Littlee300]

1. Win her over and have her dump your best friend.
2. Punch your best friend in the stomach as hard as you can.
3. Dump the Girl
And you win! Ignore any consequences.
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Your friend obviously wants you out of the picture and a girl with another boyfriend isn't a girl you want to be with.

 

[Bat Vader]

In my opinion I would suggest ending the relationship with your unfaithful girlfriend and letting your best friend have her. What is more important to you having a girlfriend that cheats or your best friend?

 

[Anticitizen_Two]

She just agreed to go out with you? While also dating your best friend? I guess polygamy is alive and well.

 

[ottenni]

That sounds like a trap!

Get the hell out!

Remember, bros before hos man.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Wait what? How does that... I have no clue how to help you.

 

[Counter_Southpaw]

I guess I should explain a bit better.

Yes, she is in fact my girlfriend, as she told me that I was her boyfriend several times, even going as far as to kiss me, grab my hand, and other such romantic things without any input from me.

The friend is not an ass. He really isn't that bad of a guy, and I know I might have put him in a bad light, but there was reason behind me getting hit. Such as the punch to the stomach wasn't with any bad intentions, just normal messing around for such and such reasons that started with a normal joke, but escalated a little. It's more that he can do it than anything else that is a little unnerving.

The girl really isn't cheating on me or him, as we (me and the best friend) know about each other with her, I just feel a little uncomfortable with having another guy with my girlfriend and want some extra input from a third party.

And another thing I forgot to bring up but no one asked, it really isn't that serious, and I have no intentions of making it so, I just want to be able to get out of it without any of my friends, or me, feeling hurt.

Once again, thanks for any input from you guys, you've become almost like another family to me over the past few months I've been here, and it's good knowing you guys will actually talk to me, and others in the community, about problems they are having.

Don't be her *****. State that she loses the best friend, or she loses you. Simple as that. You'll come out looking better man, believe me.

 

[Mr Thin]

Such as the punch to the stomach wasn't with any bad intentions, just normal messing around for such and such reasons that started with a normal joke, but escalated a little. It's more that he can do it than anything else that is a little unnerving.

If you're refusing to act because you're afraid he'll hurt you, that makes you a *****. Stand up for what's yours, and if you get the shit beaten out of you, so be it. You'll still be more of a man than if you hide away from him. Also, you will have learned a valuable lesson about not making friends with assholes.

The girl really isn't cheating on me or him, as we (me and the best friend) know about each other with her, I just feel a little uncomfortable with having another guy with my girlfriend and want some extra input from a third party.

So you're saying it's not really cheating because you know about it?

You'll have to elaborate on this for me, because it seems like this 'friend' of yours knows that she's with you, and doesn't give a shit, going so far as to hurt you when you try to be near her.

Either he's an asshole, or she's an asshole, or they're both assholes, or I'm completely missing something.