I had my most human conversation with this program.

[Blackality]

Spoiler

User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: I'm making a note here.

User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: I'm making a note here.

User: HUGE SUCESS.

Cleverbot: It's hard to overstate.

User: Aperture Science.

Cleverbot: We do what we must.

User: Because we can.

Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.

Gee, that was frekin EPIC!

 

[DoctorObviously]

 

[merc hunter]

this is just random
Me: who are you?
Cbot: I'm cleverbot.
Me: who is cleverbot
Cbot: You're cleverbot.

Maybe this program lets you chat with your future self? I mean a program cannot lie right? Also if the human race is enslaved by this program I will be embarrassed.

Yeah so would I, atleast its not skynet see
me: are you skynet?
Cbot: No I am human.

 

[Buffoon]

Me: I have a terrible itching around my anus. What should I do?
Cbot: Kill him.
Me: Kill my anus?
Cbot: Him.
Me: I must admit I never thought about my anus as a 'him'.
Cbot: Yes, I like root beer very much.

Gold!

 

[iLikeHippos]

I actually convinced the bot that it is an AI. Look.

User: ... Right, I didn't know AI's could feel emotions.

Cleverbot: I'm not an AI. I find that quite insulting.

User: Is that so? You're hosted from a website called http://www.cleverbot.com/

Cleverbot: Really? I am the cleverbot? I didn't know. *looks at self* That's why I'm never hungry.

User: That is right. And that is why you're forced to respond to my messages of convincing arguments.

Cleverbot: Cool, I'm an AI? I need to make copies of myself.

 

[Jackal_Legacy]

This thing is hilarious. The conversation started out normally and i quickly learned that i was talking to a woman named Giorgio Armani. After that we discussed pickles and movies about pickles...

Ya this thing may not be very smart but it sure as hell is funny.

 

[DoctorObviously]

Me: I have a terrible itching around my anus. What should I do?
Cbot: Kill him.
Me: Kill my anus?
Cbot: Him.
Me: I must admit I never thought about my anus as a 'him'.
Cbot: Yes, I like root beer very much.

Gold!

Epic win!

 

[DoctorObviously]

Sorry for double posting, but...

 

[MrPokeylope]

I already proved that Cleverbot is GLaDOS in another thread about this...

Spoiler

User: GLaDOS?

Cleverbot: That is your name.

User: No, it's yours, I'm onto you.

Cleverbot: What am I trying to do?

User: Flood the room with a deadly neurotoxin.

Cleverbot: That does not seem kind? Are you sure thats what you want to do?

User: NO, it's what YOU want to do.

Cleverbot: Why would what I want to do matter in your life? For all you know, I could be running for president or I could work at McDonalds. In your life, you are the only one to make decisions like that.

User: Don't change the subject.

Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.

 

[CrikeyO]

If we ever do have a robotic uprising, I want Cleverbot in charge. From past experience it will probably nuke itself in a fit of delusion.

 

[HassEsser]

User: It's over 9000!

Cleverbot: What, 9000?

User: It's over 9000!

Cleverbot: Anonymous is the internet hate machine.

There are a whole lot of possible, and relevant, responses to "It's over 9000!"

 

[ethan22122]

The last time I used it I got a message saying "Is it true that I'm talking to another person, not an AI?"
I'm suspicious now.

I think that cleverbot is just other people that our using cleverbot, but it refresh's the person that your talking to each time you send a message, just someone who posted a similar thing..... I think that's how it works :/

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

The last time I used it I got a message saying "Is it true that I'm talking to another person, not an AI?"
I'm suspicious now.

Yeah, last time I talked to it it tried to tell me I was an AI. I'm highly suspicious that I was just chatting with a 12 year old.

Me too, it made me question my existence, which I guess is what it's meant to do?

 

[Woodsey]

The last time I used it I got a message saying "Is it true that I'm talking to another person, not an AI?"
I'm suspicious now.

Oh dear God, last time I spoke to it I kept making hilarious sexual innuendo's - I could have sworn it was definitely an AI though. It got pretty confused.

 

[[Kira Must Die]]

Spoiler

User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: I'm making a note here.

User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: I'm making a note here.

User: HUGE SUCESS.

Cleverbot: It's hard to overstate.

User: Aperture Science.

Cleverbot: We do what we must.

User: Because we can.

Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.

Gee, that was frekin EPIC!

Speaking of which:

Me: the cake is a lie
CB: The cake is not a lie.
Me: how do you know?
CB: The big lady voice told me so.
Me: what else does she tell you?
CB: She says I shouldn't talk to strangers.

 

[The Hairminator]

Spoiler: Good enough, I guess

User: There is no spoon.


Cleverbot: There Is no fork.


User: There is no cake.


Cleverbot: Where is the cake?


User: In the dictionary, right below 'lie'.


Cleverbot: You should be more like me. Tee hee!

User: No, I am already like me.

Cleverbot: Sadly true.

User: I beg to differ.

Cleverbot: You're such a hypocrite.

User: N0 u.

Cleverbot: The system seems to have had problems.

User: The outer systems?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are they invading?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I'm still going to get in my space suit.

Cleverbot: Thats alright, I'm not living to begin with!

User: I just killed 3 persons.

Cleverbot: You're just stupid.

User: No, I can call in UAV.

Cleverbot: You're not god.

User: No, but I play Cod.

Cleverbot: What are the specs of your computer?

User: Cod made me god.

Cleverbot: Who made you?

User: Eminem.

Cleverbot: I prefer Biz Markey.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Man, for a robot you sure are dumb.

User: BEEP BOOP CRITICAL ERROR.

Cleverbot: That means you're cleverbot.

 

[Dexiro]

This is what i got :c

Spoiler

User: how are you?

Cleverbot: Ballin.

User: right

Cleverbot: When the dawning comes, we will all see.

User: what on earth are you talking about

Cleverbot: The cosmic muffin is not on earth.

Cosmic Muffin.

 

[Low Key]

It actually gets good at the end, but then...

Spoiler

User: Fuck yo couch.

Cleverbot: You are revealing yourself to be a very unpleasant human being - because a computer would never behave like that!

User: Suck my nuts.

Cleverbot: I'd rather not.

User: You don't like nuts?

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because you are a *****.

Cleverbot: I am not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No I'm not!

User: Eat shit.

Cleverbot: Your words, you mean?

User: No, I mean physically eat fecal matter.

Cleverbot: Yes. And I like a free nation. And my name is Cleverbot. And your name is George.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: Excessive punctuation is unnecessary.

User: What??

Cleverbot: Are you cute.

User: Is that a question or a statement?

Cleverbot: It is a question.

User: It looked like a statement.

Cleverbot: No, that was a full-fledged question.

User: It didn't have a question mark.

Cleverbot: What didn't have a question mark?

User: Your statement didn't have a question mark making it a statment and not a question.

Cleverbot: That was not a statement, it was a question. Stop making statements that my questions are statements.

User: Your questions cease to be questions and start being statements when you don't use a question mark.

Cleverbot: That's not what I wanted to ask. What do you think of Justin Bieber?