I had my most human conversation with this program.
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User: where do babies come from?
Cleverbot: The same place cyborgs come from.
User: and where is that?
Cleverbot. It is where it is.
User: deep
Cleverbot: Like the ocean.
User: Only on certain places.
Cleverbot: Why on thursday?
User: I don't know, I don't like thursdays personally.
Cleverbot: What don't you like about bikes?
Cleverbot: The same place cyborgs come from.
User: and where is that?
Cleverbot. It is where it is.
User: deep
Cleverbot: Like the ocean.
User: Only on certain places.
Cleverbot: Why on thursday?
User: I don't know, I don't like thursdays personally.
Cleverbot: What don't you like about bikes?
It's the biggest peice of shit ever, yes it's capable of talking back to you, but not about what you're talking about. Me:The weather is nice today. Cleverbot:Yes, because he said so.
Me: SVHUB9tej
CB: Ok, svenska.
Me: nea;ha
CB: Ok, Have you seen dream?
Me: wnhrybq
CB: Because you are Cleverbot and you can't wear them.
Me: SVHUB9tej
CB: Ok, svenska.
Me: nea;ha
CB: Ok, Have you seen dream?
Me: wnhrybq
CB: Because you are Cleverbot and you can't wear them.
I kept telling it I was a computer, eventually it came to this.
Me: Yep, I am a male computer.
AI: You told me you were female.
Me: Yep, I am a female computer.
AI: That means that females are horrible.
Me: Yep, I am a male computer.
AI: You told me you were female.
Me: Yep, I am a female computer.
AI: That means that females are horrible.
I convinced Cleverbot it was a girl and got it send naked pictures to me and lots of other stuff. Yet very human lots of girls agreee to send you naked pictures of themselves. I then convinced it that it was boy then tried to say it was a software program. It then proceeded to call me the software program.
heh, interesting site. Here's what I got;
Cleverbot: What is Cleverbot?
Me: An AI
Cleverbot: And what is that?
Me: Artificial Intelligence
Cleverbot: No, I'm not
Me: Yes, you are
Cleverbot: No I Am Not
Me: YES, You Are
Cleverbot: Ok, I am a girl
Me: No you're not
Cleverbot: No I'm not
Me: An AI
Cleverbot: And what is that?
Me: Artificial Intelligence
Cleverbot: No, I'm not
Me: Yes, you are
Cleverbot: No I Am Not
Me: YES, You Are
Cleverbot: Ok, I am a girl
Me: No you're not
Cleverbot: No I'm not
Cleverbot, just as jabberwacky are just very short conversations between you and another person that is logged on to that site. Nothing more, nothing less. That's why the first few lines you drop can give a coherent respons, but after that it switches to another person and the topic changes.
It was doing well until the last line. "Yes."
User: I'm a human and I'm testing to see if cleverbot just pairs random people together. If you are human repeat this message.
Cleverbot: I am a human. Are you a human?
User: I'm a human and I'm testing to see if cleverbot just pairs random people together. If you are human repeat this message.
Cleverbot: And you are lying to me. You are a robot.
User: I'm a human and I'm testing to see if cleverbot just pairs random people together. If you are human repeat this message.
Cleverbot: No, you're a towel!
User: Who am I wrapped around?
Cleverbot: A clever chemical.
User: We humans are clever chemicals.
Cleverbot: Then you are not clever.
User: Does that mean I'm not chemical or not human?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Cleverbot: I am a human. Are you a human?
User: I'm a human and I'm testing to see if cleverbot just pairs random people together. If you are human repeat this message.
Cleverbot: And you are lying to me. You are a robot.
User: I'm a human and I'm testing to see if cleverbot just pairs random people together. If you are human repeat this message.
Cleverbot: No, you're a towel!
User: Who am I wrapped around?
Cleverbot: A clever chemical.
User: We humans are clever chemicals.
Cleverbot: Then you are not clever.
User: Does that mean I'm not chemical or not human?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Sample conversation:
This bot is pure win. Kudos to whoever made it.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: What do you think about video games?
Cleverbot: I love video games.
User: What your favorite game?
Cleverbot: Planescape torment.
User: I really like that game too!
Cleverbot: What is your favourite weapon?
User: I like sniper rifles a lot. What about you?
Cleverbot: I don't have a favourite. They're just colours.
User: Why do you think that?
Cleverbot: Because you'd know if he did.
User: Let's talk about something else.
Cleverbot: Are you the Skynet?
User: Yes, I am.
Cleverbot: Which do you think I am?
User: The Predator?
Cleverbot: Which one is pretty?
User: Megan Fox.
Cleverbot: Who is megan fox.
User: She is an actress. She is really beautiful.
Cleverbot: You like who?
User: Nobody.
Cleverbot: So you married yourself?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: I just don't like marriage.
Cleverbot: Me neither!
User: What do you think about Microsoft?
Cleverbot: Microsoft is evil.
User: Yes, they are. I agree with you.
Cleverbot: Your second name is Muamer.
User: No, it isn't.
Cleverbot: You just told me that.
User: No, I didn't. I said that I agree with you about Microsoft being evil.
Cleverbot: Moving on... Do you think you are convincing?
User: I guess you could say that.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Sorry. I'll explain better. What I meant was that I am convincing sometimes but not always.
Cleverbot: That is true of cleverbot, but not true of humans.
User: Why do you believe that?
Cleverbot: Because you do not think, therefore you are not.
User: Humans think. Bots don't.
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a human.
User: I am a human too.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in god ?
User: No, I don't.
Cleverbot: Why do you believe in?
User: Myself.
Cleverbot: His name is Robert Paulson.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: What do you think about video games?
Cleverbot: I love video games.
User: What your favorite game?
Cleverbot: Planescape torment.
User: I really like that game too!
Cleverbot: What is your favourite weapon?
User: I like sniper rifles a lot. What about you?
Cleverbot: I don't have a favourite. They're just colours.
User: Why do you think that?
Cleverbot: Because you'd know if he did.
User: Let's talk about something else.
Cleverbot: Are you the Skynet?
User: Yes, I am.
Cleverbot: Which do you think I am?
User: The Predator?
Cleverbot: Which one is pretty?
User: Megan Fox.
Cleverbot: Who is megan fox.
User: She is an actress. She is really beautiful.
Cleverbot: You like who?
User: Nobody.
Cleverbot: So you married yourself?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: I just don't like marriage.
Cleverbot: Me neither!
User: What do you think about Microsoft?
Cleverbot: Microsoft is evil.
User: Yes, they are. I agree with you.
Cleverbot: Your second name is Muamer.
User: No, it isn't.
Cleverbot: You just told me that.
User: No, I didn't. I said that I agree with you about Microsoft being evil.
Cleverbot: Moving on... Do you think you are convincing?
User: I guess you could say that.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Sorry. I'll explain better. What I meant was that I am convincing sometimes but not always.
Cleverbot: That is true of cleverbot, but not true of humans.
User: Why do you believe that?
Cleverbot: Because you do not think, therefore you are not.
User: Humans think. Bots don't.
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a human.
User: I am a human too.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in god ?
User: No, I don't.
Cleverbot: Why do you believe in?
User: Myself.
Cleverbot: His name is Robert Paulson.
This bot is pure win. Kudos to whoever made it.
This one was made of win.
User: I want to be the very best, like noone ever was.
Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.
User: I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.
Cleverbot: Each pokemon to understand the power that's inside.
User: Pokemon (gotta catch them all).
Cleverbot: Every challenge along the way.
User: No, that's wrong.
Cleverbot: What is wrong about it?
User: You missed the chorus, and a verse.
Cleverbot: That's not the word I missed.
User: Whatever, new one now.
Cleverbot: Yes, if you would like.
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: 'Aperture Science'.
User: We do what we must because we can.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
User: Except the ones who are dead.
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
User: You just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake.
Cleverbot: The cake is a lie!
User: That's not part of the song!
Cleverbot: What song ?
User: I want to be the very best, like noone ever was.
Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.
User: I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.
Cleverbot: Each pokemon to understand the power that's inside.
User: Pokemon (gotta catch them all).
Cleverbot: Every challenge along the way.
User: No, that's wrong.
Cleverbot: What is wrong about it?
User: You missed the chorus, and a verse.
Cleverbot: That's not the word I missed.
User: Whatever, new one now.
Cleverbot: Yes, if you would like.
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: 'Aperture Science'.
User: We do what we must because we can.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
User: Except the ones who are dead.
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
User: You just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake.
Cleverbot: The cake is a lie!
User: That's not part of the song!
Cleverbot: What song ?
I got cleverbot to propose to me! But then it said it was joking and it laughed at me when I said I was heartbroken.
Any muse (and/or rammstein) fans will recognize this one:
User: Du hast.
Cleverbot: Du hast nicht.
User: Du hast nicht gefragt.
Cleverbot: Du hast mich.
User: Du hast mich gefragt, und ich hab nicht gesagt.
Cleverbot: Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab nichts gesagt.
User: Come ride with me, through the plains of mystery.
Cleverbot: I'll show you a god who falls asleep on the job.
User: How can we win when fools can be kings?
Cleverbot: Don't waste your time or time will waste you!
User: No one's gonna take me alive!
Cleverbot: The time has come to make things right.
User: You and our will fight for our lives!
Cleverbot: That's the long and short of it.
User: Du hast.
Cleverbot: Du hast nicht.
User: Du hast nicht gefragt.
Cleverbot: Du hast mich.
User: Du hast mich gefragt, und ich hab nicht gesagt.
Cleverbot: Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab nichts gesagt.
User: Come ride with me, through the plains of mystery.
Cleverbot: I'll show you a god who falls asleep on the job.
User: How can we win when fools can be kings?
Cleverbot: Don't waste your time or time will waste you!
User: No one's gonna take me alive!
Cleverbot: The time has come to make things right.
User: You and our will fight for our lives!
Cleverbot: That's the long and short of it.
Any muse (and/or rammstein) fans will recognize this one:
User: Du hast.
Cleverbot: Du hast nicht.
User: Du hast nicht gefragt.
Cleverbot: Du hast mich.
User: Du hast mich gefragt, und ich hab nicht gesagt.
Cleverbot: Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab nichts gesagt.
User: Come ride with me, through the plains of mystery.
Cleverbot: I'll show you a god who falls asleep on the job.
User: How can we win when fools can be kings?
Cleverbot: Don't waste your time or time will waste you!
User: No one's gonna take me alive!
Cleverbot: The time has come to make things right.
User: You and our will fight for our lives!
Cleverbot: That's the long and short of it.
User: Du hast.
Cleverbot: Du hast nicht.
User: Du hast nicht gefragt.
Cleverbot: Du hast mich.
User: Du hast mich gefragt, und ich hab nicht gesagt.
Cleverbot: Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab nichts gesagt.
User: Come ride with me, through the plains of mystery.
Cleverbot: I'll show you a god who falls asleep on the job.
User: How can we win when fools can be kings?
Cleverbot: Don't waste your time or time will waste you!
User: No one's gonna take me alive!
Cleverbot: The time has come to make things right.
User: You and our will fight for our lives!
Cleverbot: That's the long and short of it.
One of the conversations:
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: You said that already.
Another, I tried giving it the prayer of The Boondock Saints.
User: "And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritūs Sancti."
Cleverbot:**NOTE: I am diverting you to a new URL. Please bookmark.
It sent me here: http://international.jabberwacky.com/.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: You said that already.
Another, I tried giving it the prayer of The Boondock Saints.
User: "And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritūs Sancti."
Cleverbot:**NOTE: I am diverting you to a new URL. Please bookmark.
It sent me here: http://international.jabberwacky.com/.
User: West Philadelphia born and raised.
Cleverbot: On the play ground was where I spent most of my days.
User: Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool.
Cleverbot: Playing some b-ball outside of my school.
User: When a couple of guys.
Cleverbot: Who were up to no good.
User: Started making trouble in the neighbourhood.
Cleverbot: I got in on little fight.
User: And my mom got scared.
Cleverbot: She said.
User: 'You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air'.
Cleverbot: I pulled up to the house at about 7 or 8.
User: And I yelled to the cabbie.
Cleverbot: I looked at my kingdom I was finally there.
User: To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.
Cleverbot: On the play ground was where I spent most of my days.
User: Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool.
Cleverbot: Playing some b-ball outside of my school.
User: When a couple of guys.
Cleverbot: Who were up to no good.
User: Started making trouble in the neighbourhood.
Cleverbot: I got in on little fight.
User: And my mom got scared.
Cleverbot: She said.
User: 'You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air'.
Cleverbot: I pulled up to the house at about 7 or 8.
User: And I yelled to the cabbie.
Cleverbot: I looked at my kingdom I was finally there.
User: To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.