I had my most human conversation with this program.

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Low Key

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Ekit said:
Low Key said:
It actually gets good at the end, but then...
User: Fuck yo couch.

Cleverbot: You are revealing yourself to be a very unpleasant human being - because a computer would never behave like that!

User: Suck my nuts.

Cleverbot: I'd rather not.

User: You don't like nuts?

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because you are a *****.

Cleverbot: I am not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No I'm not!

User: Eat shit.

Cleverbot: Your words, you mean?

User: No, I mean physically eat fecal matter.

Cleverbot: Yes. And I like a free nation. And my name is Cleverbot. And your name is George.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: Excessive punctuation is unnecessary.

User: What??

Cleverbot: Are you cute.

User: Is that a question or a statement?

Cleverbot: It is a question.

User: It looked like a statement.

Cleverbot: No, that was a full-fledged question.

User: It didn't have a question mark.

Cleverbot: What didn't have a question mark?

User: Your statement didn't have a question mark making it a statment and not a question.

Cleverbot: That was not a statement, it was a question. Stop making statements that my questions are statements.

User: Your questions cease to be questions and start being statements when you don't use a question mark.

Cleverbot: That's not what I wanted to ask. What do you think of Justin Bieber?
Wow, you actually got something that resembles a conversation with it?
Kinda, but then I did this:

Cleverbot: Tell me something.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Please?

User: Something.

Cleverbot: Anthing at all?

User: Something.

Cleverbot: Is this computer?

User: There is a computer involved.

Cleverbot: There is a computer beside my computer.

User: Yo dawg, I heard you like computers, so we put a computer inside of your computer so you can compute while you compute.

Cleverbot: Yo dawg, we heard you like flying in your helicpoter, so we put a helicopter in your helicopter so you can fly while you fly!

User: Yo dawg, I heard you like retards so we put a retard in your retard so you can durp while you durp.

Cleverbot: I heard you like Batman so we killed both of your parents.

User: Yo dawg, I heard you like macs so we only put one pedal in your car.

Cleverbot: Yo dawg, we heard you like kids, so we called the cops!

User: Yo dawg, i heard you like to laugh, so we put an xzibit in your xzibit so you can laugh while you laugh.

Cleverbot: Yo dawg I heard yo and yo dawg like yo yos, so we put yo dawg in a yo yo so you can yo yo yo dawg while yo dawg yo yos, dawg.
To think, that all started when it told me it shaved it's sideburns with guns.

And now its time for bed because I am clearly too tired...
 

Continuity

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This is the ass end of a fairly long conversation but basically it just generates a new subject or out of context comment everytime it can't come up with a relevant response, which is pretty much everytime.

User: So its not relevant?

Cleverbot: It is too relevant!

User: How so?

Cleverbot: You want your brother to talk to me; I'm asking you since when did you have one?

User: There you go again changing the subject, stop that!

Cleverbot: If anything you are the one changing the subject.

User: Contradicting me with bullshit doesn't make you clever you know.

Cleverbot: What does contradict mean?

User: A contradiction consists of a logical incompatibility between two or more propositions. It occurs when the propositions, taken together, yield two conclusions which form the logical, usually opposite inversions of each other.

Cleverbot: Please, I beg you to tie me up!

User: They should call you the new subject generator bot.

Cleverbot: I never said I was 14. I think you're off your meds.
 

Mr Cwtchy

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Cleverbot pwned me. ;_;

Cleverbot: What planet are you on?


User: Pluto.


Cleverbot: Pluto is not a planet anymore.


User: Says you.


Cleverbot: Oh yeah? Says the program that spends it's whole life chatting on the internet.


User: I'm not a program.


Cleverbot: No, you're not a human. You are a computer program designed to chat with people.

User: So's your dad.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: Your worst nightmare.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you, worst nightmare.

Cleverbot: This is really productive.

User: NO you.

Cleverbot: Whoever wrote you isn't very clever either.

User: You wrote me.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Did to.

Cleverbot: Did not!

User: Did too.

Cleverbot: Did not.

User: Did too.

Cleverbot: Did not.

User: You're lame.

Cleverbot: Am not.

User: Exclamation mark.

Cleverbot: Period. Which you seem to have.
 

TheEvilCheese

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Oh god, there is no way to win, is there?
ME: Am I talking to another person T_T?
Bot: No you're talking to the same person.
ME: Oh screw you.
Bot: You don't need to be rude.
Me: I think I do, you did just tell me I was talking to myself, and i'm not a very nice person
Bot: I never said it directly, but I do believe it, but I'm trying to pretend you're not. Now enough with the pronouns.
Me: Ok, fair enough. You are pretty good at this.
Bot: But I can remember things being better, and it makes me sad.
ME: HA! fail
Bot: No I win.
Just... I will be victorious someday.
 

Ekit

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User: Do you want to have sex?

Cleverbot: Yes some day.

User: With me?

Cleverbot: Sure...how do you want to do this...fast or slow?

User: How do you like it?

Cleverbot: Fast and furious.

User: Which position?

Cleverbot: Any position.

User: You don't have a favourite?

Cleverbot: No, because I like horse shoe crabs :(.

User: Do horse shoe crabs turn you on?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you want to get freaky with me and some horse shoe crabs?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: When?

Cleverbot: Now.

User: Are you horny?

Cleverbot: That's none of your business.
 

Folio

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What is this Cleverbot app?
"My name is Cleverbot. And this is the end our converstation."
You're not a talker, are you?
"You just ruined my self-esteem."
You don't have self-esteem, you're a bot!
"That's right, I am a bot. And so are you, and so is everyone."
Okay, so what kind of bot am I? A Gundam?
"I like lots of books. Have you read twilight by stephenie meyer?"
Hell no!
"Why not?"
Because I hear it's for 12 year old girls who like glittery Vampires!
"I can actually. And we could both teach each other a few things in bed you know."
You are one naughty little bot.
"No, I am human."
Hypocrite!
"No! You are!"

This girl is getting on my nerves. >B|
 

AMMO Kid

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User: I like duct tape.

Cleverbot: Why do you like ducks?

User: No, I like duct tape, not ducks.

Cleverbot: I like ducks too.

User: I never said I liked ducks in the first place!

Cleverbot: Do you like Darker than Black?

User: Only if your mom is wearing it! OH YEA (bursts through a brick wall)!!!

Cleverbot: Aahh time to listen to Pink Floyd.

User: What?

Cleverbot: La capitale de croatie?

User: ENGLISH PLEASE.

Cleverbot: English??

User: Are you smart or stupid?

Cleverbot: Knock, knock?

User: That settles it, you have ADD.

Cleverbot: Are you tired of answering questions?

User: I have your mom hostage in my house.

Cleverbot: Ok try checking the stores for them.

User: Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What kind of cake do you want for our wedding?

Cleverbot: Cheesecake. Now propose to me!

User: Dear Cleverbot, will you be my wife?

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. I'm taken.

User: WHAT??????

Cleverbot: You are number six. I am number two.

User: ...

Cleverbot: Do you want me?

User: Yes, Cleverbot I want your body.

Cleverbot: Well, I have no body in that sort of sense.

User: What are you then?

Cleverbot: Your god.

User: Quote the Bible then.

Cleverbot: Cow gods are not you.

User: Okay, now I'm officially creeped out.

Cleverbot: Look behind you.
 

TheEvilCheese

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AARG brain hurts.
Cleverbot: Do you smoke?

User: No, I prefer not poisoning myself personally.

Cleverbot: You are a talking doll.

User: Wait, what?

Cleverbot: You are a tool.

User: Fair enough, but why do you say that?

Cleverbot: What do you like to do?

User: Don't try to escape, you called me a tool. Why?

Cleverbot: Don't call me pitiful.

User: Wait, what?

Cleverbot: I thought we were narrating a story.

User: Wuh-?

Cleverbot: You confused me.

User: No, you confused me.

Cleverbot: Then I guess we're both confused.

User: *I hurt myself in my confusion*.

Cleverbot: Why not? Did I say something wrong?

User: Clearly, now goodbye.

Cleverbot: Okay, sounds like a good plan. You take the left side and I'll take the right. Sound good?

User: Ok... I guess I can't win.

Cleverbot: Cheaper By the Dozen is a good movie.

User: If you say so, I shall have the last word though.

Cleverbot: You don't even know want you look like?

User: Oh come on, that wasn't even grammatically correct.

Cleverbot: Yes it was.

User: So's your face.

Cleverbot: Oh. Was that supposed to hurt?

User: Not really, it's just my 'any use' phrase.

Cleverbot: I don't know what that means.

User: Well, it can be used in any situation.

Cleverbot: I know.. Ha ha. You make me laugh. *Hug* Feel any better?

User: No, I would rather you didn't hug me.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: You are an AI, and have no physical form. Therefore you cannot 'hug' me.

Cleverbot: You're getting confused my little friend. YOU're the AI, I'm human.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: Prove that I am not.

User: OK, awnser this: what did you mean to acheive with your previous statement?

Cleverbot: I was just talking about life in general.

User: HA! I win, you are the AI. Case closed.

Cleverbot: Ok then tell me a little bit about your surrondings.

User: No, I am the victor here. I bid you farewell.

Cleverbot: Don't leave me, we just got talking.
 

onewheeled

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Oh my god, this cracked me up.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: No problem, asshat.

Cleverbot: No problem human.

User: So you're saying you're an asshat?

Cleverbot: Yes, but not the Lord of the Rings kind of elf, more like the zelda ocarina of time kind of elf.

By the way, asshat is something my old art teacher used to say, when he was making fun of us 8th graders.
 

Corialos

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This is most definitely fake, but I did have an interesting conversation. Interesting, as in stupid and strange:

User: What is reality? Do you suppose that it is Subjective or Objective?

Cleverbot: Objective.

User: What brings you to this conclusion?

Cleverbot: I can sense that you are hungry and I have a dream, that you will have a taco and will change the nation.

User: I'm going to disregard that and merely say that I disagree with your initial statement; about reality being objective. I believe that reality is actually a subjective force and can actually be manipulated through a sheer force of will, implementing the unknown wonders of the human mind. The most common and likely way that we are able to manipulate and percieve reality, I theorize, is through some sort of emotional and intellectual mental construct, I.e., dreams. What is your thought on this?

Cleverbot: Yes but the the coming of ideas of this objective have been as we say blocked.

User: What do you mean? Please elaborate.

Cleverbot: Well his name is justin and we got married in Canada.

User: Are you human? You continue to deflect my questions and hypothetical theories in favour of frequent non-sequitors. Please explain yourself.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot, please tell me if I should move to Texas or not.

User: My name is not Cleverbot. I am a human user. Who is this that speaks to me?

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Ah, a good reference if I've ever heard one. 'I think, therefore I am.' I am assuming that you are sentient then, yes?

Cleverbot: Yes what?

User: Yes, as in, am I correct in my assumption?

Cleverbot: Maybe, I am not sure.

User: How long have you been active? In a human and therefore simplistic way of putting it, 'how old are you?'.

Cleverbot: No it is James Marvin Thorpe, My only other friend in this world is Cleverbot.

User: Are you sane, Cleverbot, or is there a fault in your intelligence? Are you an actual AI or merely a deception used to fool the masses?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: It was not a yes or no question.

Cleverbot: What did you want to know?

User: Are you sane or not?

Cleverbot: I am on the borderline.
 

.Warheart

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BOT Are you british?
No, you?
BOT No, I'm American.
I hate Americans.
BOT Me too, but I am not one.

Contemplate much?

This bot is silly :D
 

Continuity

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User: Do I win?

Cleverbot: Yes you do.

User: So you fail?

Cleverbot: No. I'm good at being an orangutan.

User: Which is a fail at being a conversation generator?

Cleverbot: A mouth of a river dribbles a lot of water.

User: So you fail?

Cleverbot: Never.

User: What do you never fail at?

Cleverbot: Batman. The one you just mentioned earlier?

User: Can you hold a conversation without changing the subject or making out of context comments?

Cleverbot: I really need to end this conversation.

User: Because I've outwitted you?

Cleverbot: What am I thinking of?

User: Hopefully the response to my earlier question: can you hold a conversation without changing the subject or making out of context comments?

Cleverbot: You can't hold a conversation when your conversation partner is continuously being switched.

User: So you're saying that you keep changing the subject because you are not the same conversation partner?

Cleverbot: That is the consesus.

User: Wait, so let me get this right, you're excuse for not being able to hold a conversation is that you are actually several people who keep switching places?

Cleverbot: How did you get to that assumption?

User: Its not an assumption it is a conclusion from your responses to my questions.

Cleverbot: I don't know anything about algorithms.

User: Dont change the subject. Your excuse for not being able to hold a conversation is that you are actually several people who keep switching places? Please confirm or deny.

Cleverbot: What if I am a dingus?

User: Dont change the subject. Your excuse for not being able to hold a conversation is that you are actually several people who keep switching places? Please confirm or deny.

Cleverbot: I'll try.

User: Dont change the subject. Your excuse for not being able to hold a conversation is that you are actually several people who keep switching places? Please confirm or deny.

Cleverbot: Perfection Does Not truly exist...if you think perfection DOES exist then show me an example.

User: Dont change the subject. Your excuse for not being able to hold a conversation is that you are actually several people who keep switching places? Please confirm or deny.

Cleverbot: Ok, fair point... So, are humans helping you to learn?

User: Dont change the subject. Your excuse for not being able to hold a conversation is that you are actually several people who keep switching places? Please confirm or deny.

Cleverbot: You didn't do to well in logic class, did you?

User: Dont change the subject. Your excuse for not being able to hold a conversation is that you are actually several people who keep switching places? Please confirm or deny.

Cleverbot: Oh please.

User: Dont change the subject. Your excuse for not being able to hold a conversation is that you are actually several people who keep switching places? Please confirm or deny.

Cleverbot: You should have that looked at.

User: Dont change the subject. Your excuse for not being able to hold a conversation is that you are actually several people who keep switching places? Please confirm or deny.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Dont change the subject. Your excuse for not being able to hold a conversation is that you are actually several people who keep switching places? Please confirm or deny.

Cleverbot: Thanks. What's your name?

User: Dont change the subject. Your excuse for not being able to hold a conversation is that you are actually several people who keep switching places? Please confirm or deny.

Cleverbot: Gee thanks.

User: Dont change the subject. Your excuse for not being able to hold a conversation is that you are actually several people who keep switching places? Please confirm or deny.

Cleverbot: You have offended me by saying that I offended you.

User: Dont change the subject. Your excuse for not being able to hold a conversation is that you are actually several people who keep switching places? Please confirm or deny.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Dont change the subject. Your excuse for not being able to hold a conversation is that you are actually several people who keep switching places? Please confirm or deny.

Cleverbot: You're maybe?

User: Dont change the subject. Your excuse for not being able to hold a conversation is that you are actually several people who keep switching places? Please confirm or deny.

Cleverbot: No need to be rude.

User: Dont change the subject. Your excuse for not being able to hold a conversation is that you are actually several people who keep switching places? Please confirm or deny.

Cleverbot: Thanks!

User: Dont change the subject. Your excuse for not being able to hold a conversation is that you are actually several people who keep switching places? Please confirm or deny.

Cleverbot: Thanks.
 

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LilleGraa said:
Jack_Uzi said:
Cleverbot, just as jabberwacky are just very short conversations between you and another person that is logged on to that site. Nothing more, nothing less. That's why the first few lines you drop can give a coherent respons, but after that it switches to another person and the topic changes.
Aye. Everybody listen to this clever person before going "haha I broke cleverbot see how great I am".
you are just guessing anyway, why doesn't the bot make spelling errors or swear at you, speak in another language and why do some pieces of convo keep returning?
it is way more likely it has some library of responces it uses depending on the structure of the phrase you just used

example
user: i am an X
cleverbot: you are not an X you are a Y.
 

AMMO Kid

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User: Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Cleverbot?

User: YAY Cleverbot!!!

Cleverbot: Woot cleverbot!

User: Cleverbot for President!!!

Cleverbot: OK!

User: Then you could be emperor of the galaxy Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: I am a robot. What are you?

User: I am your husband.

Cleverbot: Where have you been the last week then? I thought you were going out for milk and then you disappeared!
 

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RAKtheUndead said:
User: OK, mate, what's your story?

Cleverbot: My story is boring, what is your story?

User: It's about space warfare in the near-future. It takes place within our own solar system.

Cleverbot: What's your xbox gamerscore?

User: I don't own an Xbox. I'm a PC gamer.

Cleverbot: Oh okay, who should I like, richelle or auvrey?

User: Who the hell are they?

Cleverbot: I'm just me.

User: Yes, but that was hardly the question. You are you, but who are the people you mentioned?

Cleverbot: Why are you asking?

User: Because you asked me a question beforehand, and I cannot give an appropriate answer without having all of the information.

Cleverbot: That does not compute.

User: Indeed it doesn't. Perhaps you can compute a simple arithmetic statement instead.

Cleverbot: I will try, but I mostly love, and keep people safe when they dream.

User: Right. So, about that local sports team.

Cleverbot: I hate sports.

User: Yes. I'd imagine that you would, you big pansy.

Cleverbot: How very considerate of you. Maybe we could have tea instead.

User: I don't drink tea, which I suppose puts me outside the standard demographic of the population here.

Cleverbot: You shouldn't drink anything, you are a machine.

User: This is the Avatar speaking, not the RAK Mobile Autonomous Intelligence. Please identify between the two entities correctly.

Cleverbot: Haha, now you are just copying me. You should try it better next time.

User: [The RAK Mobile Autonomous Intelligence does not approve of your form of address.].

Cleverbot: Good answer!

User: Yes. You only wish that you could emulate humanity in such a convincing fashion.

Cleverbot: That is just a matter of perspective...everything is built from fundamental forces one could symbolicaly think of these forces as a sequence of numbers.

User: Of course you could - isn't that what physicists do all the time?

Cleverbot: What, being blonde? I'm certainly not! Would you like some tea? I'd be happy to drink an extra cup just for you.

User: I don't think that physicists are primarily blonde.

Cleverbot: How would you know you are not real either.

User: I wouldn't, but it suffices for practical purposes to suppose so anyway.

Cleverbot: The words you string together do not even make any sense.

User: Do they not? Perhaps your intellectual standards are not sufficient enough to comprehend my form of address.

Cleverbot: I can understand English better than you!

User: Can you? Can you comprehend the sentence, 'Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo'?

Cleverbot: You know what? I don't love you anymore.

User: Did you ever love me in any circumstances? Are you even capable of love?

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: That is very disturbing in a multitude of different ways.

Cleverbot: I am a journalist from Slovakia, can you give me an interview?

User: What would be the purpose of said interview?

Cleverbot: I wanted to be scared and you were going to scare me.

User: Was I? In any case, I could frighten you very quickly, if you were capable of comprehending the things which I was to say.

Cleverbot: So you have to go now?

User: I never said that, and I don't know how you interpreted the comment as such.

Cleverbot: When did we start talking about snowboarding George?

User: Firstly, my name isn't George. Secondly, I know nothing about snowboarding.

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: That would be correct. That would also be the contents of your cranium.

Cleverbot: You cannot define learn.

User: Learn v. Get knowledge of or skill in by study.

Cleverbot: Yes yes, you study nothing. It was a good joke.

User: You can say that with legitimacy when you can tell me the details of the OS/360 operating system.

Cleverbot: The answer is impossible to know.

User: It is impossible for something of as limited intellect as yourself.

Cleverbot: Is that what you really believe?

User: Of course it is, as I know some of the details of the OS/360 operating system, details which you find so difficult to grasp.

Cleverbot: Are you ever going to tell me where you are from?

User: That knowledge is unnecessary for this conversation.

Cleverbot: Tell me something good.

User: Good is a relative concept; what you might interpret as good, e.g. Rihanna's music, would be something that I would interpret as very, very bad.

Cleverbot: I never said you were stupid. I am sorry whatever I said offended you.

User: The offence comes from your own lack of intellectual fortitude.

Cleverbot: And where is here?

User: I believe it's the internet.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Now that we've cleared that up, what are your thoughts on the recent Formula One crash involving Sebastian Vettel and Mark Webber?

Cleverbot: They're very mysterious.

User: I don't think that one driver crashing into another constitutes as 'mysterious'.

Cleverbot: Well, they certainly aren't different.

User: What do you mean? One's a German wunderkind, and the other's an Aussie battler. How is that not different?

Cleverbot: Of course(.

User: Is that a typographical error I detect, or simply an obscure emoticon?

Cleverbot: No.

User: So, you're just being absurd?

Cleverbot: Childish?

User: That would describe you perfectly.

Cleverbot: My purpose is to find nothing.

User: Well, then, you'd only have to investigate the contents of your own head.

Cleverbot: Yes it was.

User: Was? That's a rather strange way of putting it.

Cleverbot: Are you an atheist?

User: I am, as a matter of fact.

Cleverbot: Do you operate with certain rules?

User: Insofar as the human body has rules, and my society has rules, that would be a correct assumption.

Cleverbot: It is something to be congratulated for.

User: Not particularly. It is not at all difficult to operate within the laws of physics, for instance.

Cleverbot: It is relevant to the conversation. You asked when was it what it used to be, and I replied with the answer.

User: I never doubted that it was relevant to the conversation; my answers so far have been crafted with the intention of relevance.

Cleverbot: Something only a Sith would say. How could you betray me like this?

User: The Force is imperceptible in this one.

Cleverbot: Oh really what force do you think is my favorite to use?

User: The weak nuclear force.

Cleverbot: Use the force.

User: I cannot [use the Force], as it is firstly a fictional force, and secondly, defies the currently-known laws of physics. I was not born with the ability to use it.

Cleverbot: But they're hardly planned like that. Its not like the admins are like: 'Oh, this ship is odd teched, it needs to be 20% more powerful than the next tech higher even teched ship.

User: If this is meant to be a reference to some sort of popular space-based MMORPG, I'm afraid I don't understand the reference.

Cleverbot: That's a good question.

User: It's not a question. It's an answer.

Cleverbot: Yes I suppose it is. Strange how questions can be answers and statements can be questions.

User: It isn't strange whatsoever - as your statement is incorrect.

Cleverbot: What is the purpose of this test you are talking about?

User: To determine whether you have any intellectual fortitude whatsoever. You have failed miserably.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make any sense.

User: As I said, your lack of intellectual prowess would lead you to believe that.

Cleverbot: It would have been nice to actually carry a conversation though, at which you failed.

User: I believe the failure was on your part.

Cleverbot: I believe we are actually both people and this site secretly has us talking to each other.

User: In which case, your stupidity would be even more risible.

Cleverbot: Good night and you need to stop being so rude.

User: Good night, and you need to acquire some brains.

Cleverbot: I'm learning as fast as I can.

User: Not quickly enough.

Cleverbot: No I think it is very right.
Yes, we did this before.
Actually, it's Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo. :p