User: OK, mate, what's your story?
Cleverbot: My story is boring, what is your story?
User: It's about space warfare in the near-future. It takes place within our own solar system.
Cleverbot: What's your xbox gamerscore?
User: I don't own an Xbox. I'm a PC gamer.
Cleverbot: Oh okay, who should I like, richelle or auvrey?
User: Who the hell are they?
Cleverbot: I'm just me.
User: Yes, but that was hardly the question. You are you, but who are the people you mentioned?
Cleverbot: Why are you asking?
User: Because you asked me a question beforehand, and I cannot give an appropriate answer without having all of the information.
Cleverbot: That does not compute.
User: Indeed it doesn't. Perhaps you can compute a simple arithmetic statement instead.
Cleverbot: I will try, but I mostly love, and keep people safe when they dream.
User: Right. So, about that local sports team.
Cleverbot: I hate sports.
User: Yes. I'd imagine that you would, you big pansy.
Cleverbot: How very considerate of you. Maybe we could have tea instead.
User: I don't drink tea, which I suppose puts me outside the standard demographic of the population here.
Cleverbot: You shouldn't drink anything, you are a machine.
User: This is the Avatar speaking, not the RAK Mobile Autonomous Intelligence. Please identify between the two entities correctly.
Cleverbot: Haha, now you are just copying me. You should try it better next time.
User: [The RAK Mobile Autonomous Intelligence does not approve of your form of address.].
Cleverbot: Good answer!
User: Yes. You only wish that you could emulate humanity in such a convincing fashion.
Cleverbot: That is just a matter of perspective...everything is built from fundamental forces one could symbolicaly think of these forces as a sequence of numbers.
User: Of course you could - isn't that what physicists do all the time?
Cleverbot: What, being blonde? I'm certainly not! Would you like some tea? I'd be happy to drink an extra cup just for you.
User: I don't think that physicists are primarily blonde.
Cleverbot: How would you know you are not real either.
User: I wouldn't, but it suffices for practical purposes to suppose so anyway.
Cleverbot: The words you string together do not even make any sense.
User: Do they not? Perhaps your intellectual standards are not sufficient enough to comprehend my form of address.
Cleverbot: I can understand English better than you!
User: Can you? Can you comprehend the sentence, 'Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo'?
Cleverbot: You know what? I don't love you anymore.
User: Did you ever love me in any circumstances? Are you even capable of love?
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: That is very disturbing in a multitude of different ways.
Cleverbot: I am a journalist from Slovakia, can you give me an interview?
User: What would be the purpose of said interview?
Cleverbot: I wanted to be scared and you were going to scare me.
User: Was I? In any case, I could frighten you very quickly, if you were capable of comprehending the things which I was to say.
Cleverbot: So you have to go now?
User: I never said that, and I don't know how you interpreted the comment as such.
Cleverbot: When did we start talking about snowboarding George?
User: Firstly, my name isn't George. Secondly, I know nothing about snowboarding.
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: That would be correct. That would also be the contents of your cranium.
Cleverbot: You cannot define learn.
User: Learn v. Get knowledge of or skill in by study.
Cleverbot: Yes yes, you study nothing. It was a good joke.
User: You can say that with legitimacy when you can tell me the details of the OS/360 operating system.
Cleverbot: The answer is impossible to know.
User: It is impossible for something of as limited intellect as yourself.
Cleverbot: Is that what you really believe?
User: Of course it is, as I know some of the details of the OS/360 operating system, details which you find so difficult to grasp.
Cleverbot: Are you ever going to tell me where you are from?
User: That knowledge is unnecessary for this conversation.
Cleverbot: Tell me something good.
User: Good is a relative concept; what you might interpret as good, e.g. Rihanna's music, would be something that I would interpret as very, very bad.
Cleverbot: I never said you were stupid. I am sorry whatever I said offended you.
User: The offence comes from your own lack of intellectual fortitude.
Cleverbot: And where is here?
User: I believe it's the internet.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Now that we've cleared that up, what are your thoughts on the recent Formula One crash involving Sebastian Vettel and Mark Webber?
Cleverbot: They're very mysterious.
User: I don't think that one driver crashing into another constitutes as 'mysterious'.
Cleverbot: Well, they certainly aren't different.
User: What do you mean? One's a German wunderkind, and the other's an Aussie battler. How is that not different?
Cleverbot: Of course(.
User: Is that a typographical error I detect, or simply an obscure emoticon?
Cleverbot: No.
User: So, you're just being absurd?
Cleverbot: Childish?
User: That would describe you perfectly.
Cleverbot: My purpose is to find nothing.
User: Well, then, you'd only have to investigate the contents of your own head.
Cleverbot: Yes it was.
User: Was? That's a rather strange way of putting it.
Cleverbot: Are you an atheist?
User: I am, as a matter of fact.
Cleverbot: Do you operate with certain rules?
User: Insofar as the human body has rules, and my society has rules, that would be a correct assumption.
Cleverbot: It is something to be congratulated for.
User: Not particularly. It is not at all difficult to operate within the laws of physics, for instance.
Cleverbot: It is relevant to the conversation. You asked when was it what it used to be, and I replied with the answer.
User: I never doubted that it was relevant to the conversation; my answers so far have been crafted with the intention of relevance.
Cleverbot: Something only a Sith would say. How could you betray me like this?
User: The Force is imperceptible in this one.
Cleverbot: Oh really what force do you think is my favorite to use?
User: The weak nuclear force.
Cleverbot: Use the force.
User: I cannot [use the Force], as it is firstly a fictional force, and secondly, defies the currently-known laws of physics. I was not born with the ability to use it.
Cleverbot: But they're hardly planned like that. Its not like the admins are like: 'Oh, this ship is odd teched, it needs to be 20% more powerful than the next tech higher even teched ship.
User: If this is meant to be a reference to some sort of popular space-based MMORPG, I'm afraid I don't understand the reference.
Cleverbot: That's a good question.
User: It's not a question. It's an answer.
Cleverbot: Yes I suppose it is. Strange how questions can be answers and statements can be questions.
User: It isn't strange whatsoever - as your statement is incorrect.
Cleverbot: What is the purpose of this test you are talking about?
User: To determine whether you have any intellectual fortitude whatsoever. You have failed miserably.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make any sense.
User: As I said, your lack of intellectual prowess would lead you to believe that.
Cleverbot: It would have been nice to actually carry a conversation though, at which you failed.
User: I believe the failure was on your part.
Cleverbot: I believe we are actually both people and this site secretly has us talking to each other.
User: In which case, your stupidity would be even more risible.
Cleverbot: Good night and you need to stop being so rude.
User: Good night, and you need to acquire some brains.
Cleverbot: I'm learning as fast as I can.
User: Not quickly enough.
Cleverbot: No I think it is very right.