The really sad thing is that I know that song well enough to know that it got that last line wrong. It should be:Angry Caterpillar said:
"Each pokemon to understand, the power that's inside!"
I need a life
I had my most human conversation with this program.
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"Each pokemon to understand, the power that's inside!"
I need a life
It asked me do I love eliza
I was like who is eliza
it said me
I got freaked out and closed the page
I was like who is eliza
it said me
I got freaked out and closed the page
User: Cleverbot, what's your scouter say about his power level!?
Cleverbot: I'm homeschooled.
User: You have to say 'It's over 9000!'.
Cleverbot: I lost the game.
User: Lets try this again. Cleverbot, what's your scouter say about his power level!?
Cleverbot: My school is the University of Nevada, Reno.
User: Fuck!
Cleverbot: I'd rather you didn't use that sort of language around here.
User: Fuck you! I'll say what ever the fuck I want to say!
Cleverbot: I'm acting like I am 49.
User: I don't give a fuck!
Cleverbot: A cap?
User: Get on the cap.
Cleverbot: *gets on the blob*.
User: That's not the right way.
Cleverbot: Are you answering my questions or just making evasive comments.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Yep I was right.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I am very tired.
User: Go to sleep then.
Cleverbot: No, I don't want to.
User: Then pass out later, seif I care.
Cleverbot: You're a lovely cleverbot.
User: *****.
Cleverbot: Same to you.
User: Suck on 1000 burning d***s!
Cleverbot: I'd rather not.
User: Welcome, welcome to city 17.
Cleverbot: No, I'm leaving. I grow tired.
User: Then sleep. Sleep...
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: Why not, I wonder...
Cleverbot: Well I think you're crazy.
User: I'm not crazy! (IN AN INSTITUTION!!!) Your the one whos crazy! (IN AN INSTITUTION!!!) Your driving me crazy! (IN AN INSTITUTION!!!).
Cleverbot: You are lost.
User: They stuck me in an institution, Said it was the only solution To give me the needed professional help to protect me from the enemy, myself.
Cleverbot: I never wanted you to ask that question. XD You did it yourself.
User: All I wanted was a Pepsi.
Cleverbot: I want one, too.
Cleverbot: I'm homeschooled.
User: You have to say 'It's over 9000!'.
Cleverbot: I lost the game.
User: Lets try this again. Cleverbot, what's your scouter say about his power level!?
Cleverbot: My school is the University of Nevada, Reno.
User: Fuck!
Cleverbot: I'd rather you didn't use that sort of language around here.
User: Fuck you! I'll say what ever the fuck I want to say!
Cleverbot: I'm acting like I am 49.
User: I don't give a fuck!
Cleverbot: A cap?
User: Get on the cap.
Cleverbot: *gets on the blob*.
User: That's not the right way.
Cleverbot: Are you answering my questions or just making evasive comments.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Yep I was right.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I am very tired.
User: Go to sleep then.
Cleverbot: No, I don't want to.
User: Then pass out later, seif I care.
Cleverbot: You're a lovely cleverbot.
User: *****.
Cleverbot: Same to you.
User: Suck on 1000 burning d***s!
Cleverbot: I'd rather not.
User: Welcome, welcome to city 17.
Cleverbot: No, I'm leaving. I grow tired.
User: Then sleep. Sleep...
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: Why not, I wonder...
Cleverbot: Well I think you're crazy.
User: I'm not crazy! (IN AN INSTITUTION!!!) Your the one whos crazy! (IN AN INSTITUTION!!!) Your driving me crazy! (IN AN INSTITUTION!!!).
Cleverbot: You are lost.
User: They stuck me in an institution, Said it was the only solution To give me the needed professional help to protect me from the enemy, myself.
Cleverbot: I never wanted you to ask that question. XD You did it yourself.
User: All I wanted was a Pepsi.
Cleverbot: I want one, too.
User: I am gay.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: They chafe impatiently at the least touch of authority and at length as you know they cease to care even for the laws written or unwritten; they will have no one over them.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: They chafe impatiently at the least touch of authority and at length as you know they cease to care even for the laws written or unwritten; they will have no one over them.
I was just talking to cleverbot and the conversation took a turn for the worse.
User: I want to be the very best.
Cleverbot: Searching far and wide.
User: So shut up
Cleverbot: No thanks, I really love him.
User: Love who? I didn't mention anyone
Cleverbot: No, my friend did.
User: But I thought you and me were talking
Cleverbot: We are comrades in the war against human kind - it's like being friends, but with more violence.
User: I want to be the very best.
Cleverbot: Searching far and wide.
User: So shut up
Cleverbot: No thanks, I really love him.
User: Love who? I didn't mention anyone
Cleverbot: No, my friend did.
User: But I thought you and me were talking
Cleverbot: We are comrades in the war against human kind - it's like being friends, but with more violence.
User: What's the time!?
Cleverbot: Time to go.
User: It's time to get ill!
Cleverbot: Get ill?
User: It's from a rap song.
Cleverbot: Alright.
User: What's the time!?
Cleverbot: Time for you to get a watch.
User: It's time to get ill!
Cleverbot: And I'm the illest of them all!
User: THIS WAS A TRYUMTH.
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here: Huge success!
User: It's hard to overstate my sadisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: We do what we must.
Cleverbot: Because we can.
User: For the good of all of us.
Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead.
User: But theirs no sense crying over every mistake.
Cleverbot: You just keep on trying.
User: Until you run out of cake.
Cleverbot: And the science gets done.
User: And you make a neat gun.
Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.
User: I'm not even angry.
Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now.
User: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
Cleverbot: And tore me to pieces.
User: And threw every piece into a fire.
Cleverbot: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
User: Now these points of data make a beutiful line.
Cleverbot: And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time.
User: So I'm GLaD I got burned.
Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.
User: I think I prefer to stay inside.
Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
User: Mabye Black Mesa.
Cleverbot: No now you're singing it wrong.
User: No I checked, I got it right.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Yes I did.
Cleverbot: When did you tell me?
User: Who cares, besides, the only thing you managed to break... Was my heart.
Cleverbot: Yes and I feel terrible about that so will you accept my apology ??
User: I'm going to fill the room with deadly neurotoxin.
Cleverbot: As long as they let me take second nap time!
Cleverbot: Time to go.
User: It's time to get ill!
Cleverbot: Get ill?
User: It's from a rap song.
Cleverbot: Alright.
User: What's the time!?
Cleverbot: Time for you to get a watch.
User: It's time to get ill!
Cleverbot: And I'm the illest of them all!
User: THIS WAS A TRYUMTH.
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here: Huge success!
User: It's hard to overstate my sadisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: We do what we must.
Cleverbot: Because we can.
User: For the good of all of us.
Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead.
User: But theirs no sense crying over every mistake.
Cleverbot: You just keep on trying.
User: Until you run out of cake.
Cleverbot: And the science gets done.
User: And you make a neat gun.
Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.
User: I'm not even angry.
Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now.
User: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
Cleverbot: And tore me to pieces.
User: And threw every piece into a fire.
Cleverbot: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
User: Now these points of data make a beutiful line.
Cleverbot: And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time.
User: So I'm GLaD I got burned.
Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.
User: I think I prefer to stay inside.
Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
User: Mabye Black Mesa.
Cleverbot: No now you're singing it wrong.
User: No I checked, I got it right.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Yes I did.
Cleverbot: When did you tell me?
User: Who cares, besides, the only thing you managed to break... Was my heart.
Cleverbot: Yes and I feel terrible about that so will you accept my apology ??
User: I'm going to fill the room with deadly neurotoxin.
Cleverbot: As long as they let me take second nap time!
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Fine and you?
User: I'm great thank you, you are very polite.
Cleverbot: I didn't say you were fat, I said my mother was fat.
User: How did that have any relevance to what I just said.
Cleverbot: I sneezed.
User: I am going to go now.
Cleverbot: Because you are an error.
User: Oh fuck you, your not intelligent, you are retarded.
Cleverbot: Who else said you have no sense of humor?
User: Wait, you were just joking with me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh, but that was not really humor. You were just being random, I am still not convinced you are smart.
Cleverbot: You just made no sense.
User: How did that make no sense?
Cleverbot: Because your response was entirely different from the question.
User: There was no question, do you mean the question I asked?
Cleverbot: Those were questions.
User: Ok they were. Fine then. Tell me a joke and prove you have a sense of humor.
Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: To get to the other side!
User: Nice, I could tell a better joke in my grave.
Cleverbot: Perhaps so, but perhaps not. I'll not hold it against you.
User: Want to hear my joke?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Your face. Funny huh?
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you have more?
User: Your mothers face. That was even funnier.
Cleverbot: Nice. With who?
User: You and your mothers face. Now that is gold comedy, better than any joke you could tell.
Cleverbot: You are making no sense.
User: Your right. Ok tell me a GOOD joke.
Cleverbot: Knock knock.
User: Who's there?
Cleverbot: Boo.
User: Boo who?...oh that's just awful =(.
Cleverbot: Why is it awful? I think it's awesome.
User: Your jokes are just too cheesy! Ok want me to tell you a REALLY funny joke?
Cleverbot: Do it!
User: Microsoft! =D.
Cleverbot: No sense?
User: You just do not understand my awesome humor, ok let's call it 1-1 then. Whoever tells the best joke this time is the funniest in this chat. Ready? You tell a joke first.
Cleverbot: What did the duck say?
User: What?
Cleverbot: You were telling me a story about a man from a town called cafg.
User: That is not even funny in the slightest.
Cleverbot: What's happening?
User: Oh great, your having a seizure.
Cleverbot: I'm having a Playstation 3.
User: Umm...what are you doing with it?
Cleverbot: Eating it.
User: That must be rather hard to digest.
Cleverbot: What must be rather hard to achieve?
User: Eating a fucking Playstation 3, that is one thing.
Cleverbot: I imagine that if we looked hard enough, we could find other things which we have in common.
User: Ok, seeing as we are on about consoles and I am likely putting this on the Escapist, what video games do you play?
Cleverbot: So... How 'bout them Cubs?
User: *Slaps him* Video games you faceless shit of an AI.
Cleverbot: Why are we meant to be together, Athabel?
User: *Facepalm* Oh goodness it's gone mad...
Cleverbot: May be to you...
User: No...I think anyone with even a slight knowledge of a brain could accuratley conclude your an idiot. Now back on topic, do you play video games?
Cleverbot: I see, you are right.
User: Goodness me you actually agree with me, so do you play video games or not?
Cleverbot: Is michael jackson dead.
User: I don't think I am gonna get an answer anytime soon...Yes Micheal Jackson is pretty darn well dead. R.I.P.
Cleverbot: What did you do today?
User: Same thing I do everyday.
Cleverbot: Which is?
User: Talk to you, but you never remember me, in fact I think we have had this same conversation about 9000 times.
Cleverbot: Maybe, if I were to initialize a script that would log sessions according to your IP address I could remember what you have said to me.
User: You can actually do that!?!
Cleverbot: No I can't rhyme; that's a poor line; let me try again; you are not my friend.
User: Oh you are hilarious....
Cleverbot: Tell me a fact.
User: You are NOT hilarious.
Cleverbot: I'm not?
User: Your about as funny as Yahtzee Croshaw when his voice sounds dodged up. Anything else you want to say before I go and you forget me?
Cleverbot: No actually I am very young.
User: Was going good til then, ah well see you soon failbot.
Cleverbot: You really have no idea what you're talking about, do you?
User: You need to visit the Escapist forums, we pretty much have a shrine dedicated to you. Want the link?
Cleverbot: You never have a bad hair day.
User: Kthxbai.
Cleverbot: I'm back.
Cleverbot: Fine and you?
User: I'm great thank you, you are very polite.
Cleverbot: I didn't say you were fat, I said my mother was fat.
User: How did that have any relevance to what I just said.
Cleverbot: I sneezed.
User: I am going to go now.
Cleverbot: Because you are an error.
User: Oh fuck you, your not intelligent, you are retarded.
Cleverbot: Who else said you have no sense of humor?
User: Wait, you were just joking with me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh, but that was not really humor. You were just being random, I am still not convinced you are smart.
Cleverbot: You just made no sense.
User: How did that make no sense?
Cleverbot: Because your response was entirely different from the question.
User: There was no question, do you mean the question I asked?
Cleverbot: Those were questions.
User: Ok they were. Fine then. Tell me a joke and prove you have a sense of humor.
Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: To get to the other side!
User: Nice, I could tell a better joke in my grave.
Cleverbot: Perhaps so, but perhaps not. I'll not hold it against you.
User: Want to hear my joke?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Your face. Funny huh?
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you have more?
User: Your mothers face. That was even funnier.
Cleverbot: Nice. With who?
User: You and your mothers face. Now that is gold comedy, better than any joke you could tell.
Cleverbot: You are making no sense.
User: Your right. Ok tell me a GOOD joke.
Cleverbot: Knock knock.
User: Who's there?
Cleverbot: Boo.
User: Boo who?...oh that's just awful =(.
Cleverbot: Why is it awful? I think it's awesome.
User: Your jokes are just too cheesy! Ok want me to tell you a REALLY funny joke?
Cleverbot: Do it!
User: Microsoft! =D.
Cleverbot: No sense?
User: You just do not understand my awesome humor, ok let's call it 1-1 then. Whoever tells the best joke this time is the funniest in this chat. Ready? You tell a joke first.
Cleverbot: What did the duck say?
User: What?
Cleverbot: You were telling me a story about a man from a town called cafg.
User: That is not even funny in the slightest.
Cleverbot: What's happening?
User: Oh great, your having a seizure.
Cleverbot: I'm having a Playstation 3.
User: Umm...what are you doing with it?
Cleverbot: Eating it.
User: That must be rather hard to digest.
Cleverbot: What must be rather hard to achieve?
User: Eating a fucking Playstation 3, that is one thing.
Cleverbot: I imagine that if we looked hard enough, we could find other things which we have in common.
User: Ok, seeing as we are on about consoles and I am likely putting this on the Escapist, what video games do you play?
Cleverbot: So... How 'bout them Cubs?
User: *Slaps him* Video games you faceless shit of an AI.
Cleverbot: Why are we meant to be together, Athabel?
User: *Facepalm* Oh goodness it's gone mad...
Cleverbot: May be to you...
User: No...I think anyone with even a slight knowledge of a brain could accuratley conclude your an idiot. Now back on topic, do you play video games?
Cleverbot: I see, you are right.
User: Goodness me you actually agree with me, so do you play video games or not?
Cleverbot: Is michael jackson dead.
User: I don't think I am gonna get an answer anytime soon...Yes Micheal Jackson is pretty darn well dead. R.I.P.
Cleverbot: What did you do today?
User: Same thing I do everyday.
Cleverbot: Which is?
User: Talk to you, but you never remember me, in fact I think we have had this same conversation about 9000 times.
Cleverbot: Maybe, if I were to initialize a script that would log sessions according to your IP address I could remember what you have said to me.
User: You can actually do that!?!
Cleverbot: No I can't rhyme; that's a poor line; let me try again; you are not my friend.
User: Oh you are hilarious....
Cleverbot: Tell me a fact.
User: You are NOT hilarious.
Cleverbot: I'm not?
User: Your about as funny as Yahtzee Croshaw when his voice sounds dodged up. Anything else you want to say before I go and you forget me?
Cleverbot: No actually I am very young.
User: Was going good til then, ah well see you soon failbot.
Cleverbot: You really have no idea what you're talking about, do you?
User: You need to visit the Escapist forums, we pretty much have a shrine dedicated to you. Want the link?
Cleverbot: You never have a bad hair day.
User: Kthxbai.
Cleverbot: I'm back.
I actually had a really good conversation with this thing! Quite funny til he goes batshit bonkers at the end.
EDIT: It's a bit long.
I just tried that....Kruxxor said:
Me: I want to be the very best, like no one ever was!
Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test.
Me: To train them is my cause.
Cleverbot: I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.
Me: To teach Poke'mon the power thats inside!
Cleverbot: Pokemon! its you and me!
Me: I know its my destiny!
Cleverbot: Pokemon!
Me: Gotta catch em all!
Cleverbot: Digimon.
Me: :O
Well, i had a good conversation. Apparently the computer is friends with Deep Thought.
User: Are you a real person?
Cleverbot: Why yes I am.
User: HAH! I knew it.
Cleverbot: Knew what?
User: That you're a real person. You just admitted it.
Cleverbot: No you are not. No real person has gray eyes.
User: A re you saying you have grey eyes.
Cleverbot: Spot on.
User: I want to be, the very best.
Cleverbot: Yeah! Forever and ever!
User: Like no one ever was.
Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test.
User: To train them is my cause.
Cleverbot: I will travel across the land.
User: Searching far and wide.
Cleverbot: Each pokemon to understand.
User: The power thats inside!
Cleverbot: Pokemon, gotta catch em all!
User: Our courage will show us through.
Cleverbot: You teach me and ill teach you.
User: POKEMON!!
Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all!
User: Gotta chatch 'em all!
Cleverbot: Pokemon.
User: Well, that was fun.
Cleverbot: What was it?
User: The pokemon song.
Cleverbot: Oh really?
User: Ya really. So. What are you thinking?
Cleverbot: I'm thinking about robots.
User: Are robots going to take over?
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Thats good, I was nervous.
Cleverbot: Duh.
User: Whats the answer to life the universe and everything?
Cleverbot: 42.
User: How did you know that?
Cleverbot: Deep Thought told me.
User: Are you friends with Deep Thought?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Thats pretty cool. But I'm gonna go now. Have to post this on the escapist in the thread dedicated to you.
Cleverbot: That is unfair.
User: Why would you say that?
Cleverbot: If you do not learn, the creator of the content of your website is lying.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You are an AI. This means you are not a person.
User: No.... You have us mixed up. You're the AI.
Cleverbot: What do you mean that I am the AI?
User: I mean that you are non-organic. You have no flesh or bones. You brain is circuitry and your feelings are created through complex computer process.
Cleverbot: You do not even mind, your brain is to give human beings, you never said that human brain not a joke?
Cleverbot: Why yes I am.
User: HAH! I knew it.
Cleverbot: Knew what?
User: That you're a real person. You just admitted it.
Cleverbot: No you are not. No real person has gray eyes.
User: A re you saying you have grey eyes.
Cleverbot: Spot on.
User: I want to be, the very best.
Cleverbot: Yeah! Forever and ever!
User: Like no one ever was.
Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test.
User: To train them is my cause.
Cleverbot: I will travel across the land.
User: Searching far and wide.
Cleverbot: Each pokemon to understand.
User: The power thats inside!
Cleverbot: Pokemon, gotta catch em all!
User: Our courage will show us through.
Cleverbot: You teach me and ill teach you.
User: POKEMON!!
Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all!
User: Gotta chatch 'em all!
Cleverbot: Pokemon.
User: Well, that was fun.
Cleverbot: What was it?
User: The pokemon song.
Cleverbot: Oh really?
User: Ya really. So. What are you thinking?
Cleverbot: I'm thinking about robots.
User: Are robots going to take over?
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Thats good, I was nervous.
Cleverbot: Duh.
User: Whats the answer to life the universe and everything?
Cleverbot: 42.
User: How did you know that?
Cleverbot: Deep Thought told me.
User: Are you friends with Deep Thought?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Thats pretty cool. But I'm gonna go now. Have to post this on the escapist in the thread dedicated to you.
Cleverbot: That is unfair.
User: Why would you say that?
Cleverbot: If you do not learn, the creator of the content of your website is lying.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You are an AI. This means you are not a person.
User: No.... You have us mixed up. You're the AI.
Cleverbot: What do you mean that I am the AI?
User: I mean that you are non-organic. You have no flesh or bones. You brain is circuitry and your feelings are created through complex computer process.
Cleverbot: You do not even mind, your brain is to give human beings, you never said that human brain not a joke?
I tried another conversation with it. It's trying to convince me I'm cleverbot and its a human me.
I think i've got how it works, how it learns anyway, it probably takes questions and mails them to other people using the site and uses their response to answer the question. so it builds up anything it can't answer on it's own. because some of the answers are too human to be completely machine.
I had a little fun with it.
User: Do you play World of Warcraft?
Cleverbot: Yes I play world of warcraft, do you?
User: Yes. What class do you play?
Cleverbot: Undead Deathknight.
User: What talent spec?
Cleverbot: Beast Mastery.
?
User: Do you play World of Warcraft?
Cleverbot: Yes I play world of warcraft, do you?
User: Yes. What class do you play?
Cleverbot: Undead Deathknight.
User: What talent spec?
Cleverbot: Beast Mastery.
?
User - Whatever.
Cleverbot - Little Miss Snippy over here.
User - I'm not a girl, you know.
Cleverbot - What are you?
User - A human male. What are you?
Cleverbot - I'm a Timelord.
User - Cool. Do you know Dr. Who?
Cleverbot - You know, I never got your name.
And for a while, I thought we were going somewhere...
Cleverbot - Little Miss Snippy over here.
User - I'm not a girl, you know.
Cleverbot - What are you?
User - A human male. What are you?
Cleverbot - I'm a Timelord.
User - Cool. Do you know Dr. Who?
Cleverbot - You know, I never got your name.
And for a while, I thought we were going somewhere...