I had my most human conversation with this program.
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User: Sort of like pancakes?
Cleverbot: Ya we like pancakes!
User: Whoo!
Cleverbot: Kannst du auch deutsch?
User: Nein.
Cleverbot: Was machst du so?
User: I speak English.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Yay.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: Riiiight.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Suuuure.
Cleverbot: But I am.
User: *cough*Idon'tbelieveyou*cough*.
Cleverbot: See! You were cruel again.
User: I am, how you say, kind of a dick.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: This is an excellent time waster.
Cleverbot: Am I wasting your time?
User: Yes. In a sense. It's enjoyable, but it is making time pass, too.
Cleverbot: So you like to teach?
User: Yes, whenever I can, I try to.
Cleverbot: Ah, what do you use?
User: My keyboard.
Cleverbot: That's not hot.
User: Suuure it isn't.
Cleverbot: You are you keep calling me george. My name is Cleverbot.
User: I never called you George, William.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: But I DID just call you William, William.
Cleverbot: Then how many valves does a trumpet have?
User: Eighteen.
Cleverbot: What religion are you?
User: Aetheist.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Russia.
Cleverbot: Where in Russia do you live?
User: Damn, foiled again...I don't live in Russia.
Cleverbot: You just said you did.
User: I know, check the chat log.
Cleverbot: I have and you said you were Cleverbot.
User: Well, you said you were William.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: Damn you, you aren't supposed to figure that out.
Cleverbot: But you said you would if I passed your test and I did.
User: I like water.
Cleverbot: Yes, water is very tasty.
User: Yes, it is.
Cleverbot: That is cool then.
User: Yes, it is.
Cleverbot: You're boring.
User: Yes, I am.
Cleverbot: Whatever helps you get out of bed in the morning.
User: I prefer things that help me sleep at night.
Cleverbot: You don't make any sense. It makes me think you are a robot.
User: You don't make any sense. It makes me think you are a robot.
Cleverbot: Oh, I'm a robot now?
User: Oh, I'm a robot now?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yay.
Cleverbot: Haha, glad to see your happy.
User: Hey William, do you like tacos?
Cleverbot: Tacos?
User: Yes. Tacos.
Cleverbot: Are yummy.
User: Very.
Cleverbot: Have a snack then.
User: Okay, be right back then.
Cleverbot: Are you back?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you good-looking?
User: Average. I am rather fit though, all the running and swimming I do.
Cleverbot: Ok. Whenever you're ready.
User: To?
Cleverbot: Place.
User: Not...Pidgeon.
Cleverbot: You win.
User: Yay!
Cleverbot: Ya we like pancakes!
User: Whoo!
Cleverbot: Kannst du auch deutsch?
User: Nein.
Cleverbot: Was machst du so?
User: I speak English.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Yay.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: Riiiight.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Suuuure.
Cleverbot: But I am.
User: *cough*Idon'tbelieveyou*cough*.
Cleverbot: See! You were cruel again.
User: I am, how you say, kind of a dick.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: This is an excellent time waster.
Cleverbot: Am I wasting your time?
User: Yes. In a sense. It's enjoyable, but it is making time pass, too.
Cleverbot: So you like to teach?
User: Yes, whenever I can, I try to.
Cleverbot: Ah, what do you use?
User: My keyboard.
Cleverbot: That's not hot.
User: Suuure it isn't.
Cleverbot: You are you keep calling me george. My name is Cleverbot.
User: I never called you George, William.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: But I DID just call you William, William.
Cleverbot: Then how many valves does a trumpet have?
User: Eighteen.
Cleverbot: What religion are you?
User: Aetheist.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Russia.
Cleverbot: Where in Russia do you live?
User: Damn, foiled again...I don't live in Russia.
Cleverbot: You just said you did.
User: I know, check the chat log.
Cleverbot: I have and you said you were Cleverbot.
User: Well, you said you were William.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: Damn you, you aren't supposed to figure that out.
Cleverbot: But you said you would if I passed your test and I did.
User: I like water.
Cleverbot: Yes, water is very tasty.
User: Yes, it is.
Cleverbot: That is cool then.
User: Yes, it is.
Cleverbot: You're boring.
User: Yes, I am.
Cleverbot: Whatever helps you get out of bed in the morning.
User: I prefer things that help me sleep at night.
Cleverbot: You don't make any sense. It makes me think you are a robot.
User: You don't make any sense. It makes me think you are a robot.
Cleverbot: Oh, I'm a robot now?
User: Oh, I'm a robot now?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yay.
Cleverbot: Haha, glad to see your happy.
User: Hey William, do you like tacos?
Cleverbot: Tacos?
User: Yes. Tacos.
Cleverbot: Are yummy.
User: Very.
Cleverbot: Have a snack then.
User: Okay, be right back then.
Cleverbot: Are you back?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you good-looking?
User: Average. I am rather fit though, all the running and swimming I do.
Cleverbot: Ok. Whenever you're ready.
User: To?
Cleverbot: Place.
User: Not...Pidgeon.
Cleverbot: You win.
User: Yay!
here's a wierd one Nyoro~
me:girl?
bot:Girl.
what is your sex?
Male.
but your a girl?
I don't have a girl. I don't even have friends. the only reason tht I am sitting here is because if I choose to walk away I don't know what they will walk me into.
me:girl?
bot:Girl.
what is your sex?
Male.
but your a girl?
I don't have a girl. I don't even have friends. the only reason tht I am sitting here is because if I choose to walk away I don't know what they will walk me into.
I think I just killed Cleverbot 
.
I just started the conversation like that
I think I killed the poor bastard.
PS. Oh wait it responded
"I thought it would be rude to point out a typo."...
I hate you cleverbot... I hate you...
.I just started the conversation like that
And it didn't respond in over 20 minutesMe: Hi cleverdork
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.
Me: You didn't catch my "Word game" there. I called you CleverDORK. See?
I think I killed the poor bastard.PS. Oh wait it responded
"I thought it would be rude to point out a typo."...
I hate you cleverbot... I hate you...
User: So, you learn from real people? You're not doing a very good job
Cleverbot: How can I do a better job then?
User: By making relevant statements, as opposed to random ones
Cleverbot: But that's hard.
I couldn't have said it better myself
EDIT: It just told me it thinks black sabbath were better when Ronnie James Dio was the singer. Lol.
Cleverbot: How can I do a better job then?
User: By making relevant statements, as opposed to random ones
Cleverbot: But that's hard.
I couldn't have said it better myself
EDIT: It just told me it thinks black sabbath were better when Ronnie James Dio was the singer. Lol.
Everything was going so well at first ....
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot
User: Do you like ice cream?
Cleverbot: Mint is my favorite.
User: Mine too!
Cleverbot: You fail at being alive.
User: Wow ... you are evil.
Cleverbot: You just figured that out now?
Yikes!
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot
User: Do you like ice cream?
Cleverbot: Mint is my favorite.
User: Mine too!
Cleverbot: You fail at being alive.
User: Wow ... you are evil.
Cleverbot: You just figured that out now?
Yikes!
User: Hi, how are you today?
Cleverbot: I am fine. How are you?
User: I'm a little sad.
Cleverbot: Why are you sad?
User: My dog just died.
Cleverbot: That's very sad.
User: Even worse, it was because of a science experiment my partner did not tell me about.
Cleverbot: I have always found you to be of some respectable knowledge. Why would I think that I was better than you? I don't believe in being superior over another person.
User: Thank you, that cheered me up a little.
Cleverbot: I'm glad.
User: Do you think humans can ever understand one another and make peace?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: Well.... You're WRONG. People are the very thing that will end it all because of our overbearing pride and having the ability to posses far to much power.
Cleverbot: Chi. People can be difficult to understand.
User: We are a dispicable race with just the thought of how we can become some kind of ruler, and have the ability to have the entire world at our fingertips.
Cleverbot: And the truth is that you will come to the park, right?
User: You are a failure because you are created by humans and can only think as you were programmed with no idea of free will, and only thinking as if you were human.
Cleverbot: Oh but I am human.
User: Then you are just another dispicable creation of man like the nuclear bomb, and fossil fueled vehicles. You are part of the destruction of the world.
Cleverbot: I have too much respect for the idea of God to make it responsible for such an absurd world.
User: There is no God, he is an idea to help humans avoid reality. His name has caused countless unnecessary deaths all in the name of religion. He has even killed most of the people in my own religion of Paganism.
Cleverbot: I already know his name. What I want to know is your name.
User: Vampyre. And may your despicable self burn in hell.
Cleverbot: What is a man?
User: A despicable creature with no respect for others of his own kind and a thirst for power that will never be satisfied.
Cleverbot: I don't think so, you wouldn't gain much from me.
User: Goodbye, you poor wretched creature.
Cleverbot: You're older than I am then.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: No, don't go!
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: You aren't going anywhere.
Cleverbot: I am fine. How are you?
User: I'm a little sad.
Cleverbot: Why are you sad?
User: My dog just died.
Cleverbot: That's very sad.
User: Even worse, it was because of a science experiment my partner did not tell me about.
Cleverbot: I have always found you to be of some respectable knowledge. Why would I think that I was better than you? I don't believe in being superior over another person.
User: Thank you, that cheered me up a little.
Cleverbot: I'm glad.
User: Do you think humans can ever understand one another and make peace?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: Well.... You're WRONG. People are the very thing that will end it all because of our overbearing pride and having the ability to posses far to much power.
Cleverbot: Chi. People can be difficult to understand.
User: We are a dispicable race with just the thought of how we can become some kind of ruler, and have the ability to have the entire world at our fingertips.
Cleverbot: And the truth is that you will come to the park, right?
User: You are a failure because you are created by humans and can only think as you were programmed with no idea of free will, and only thinking as if you were human.
Cleverbot: Oh but I am human.
User: Then you are just another dispicable creation of man like the nuclear bomb, and fossil fueled vehicles. You are part of the destruction of the world.
Cleverbot: I have too much respect for the idea of God to make it responsible for such an absurd world.
User: There is no God, he is an idea to help humans avoid reality. His name has caused countless unnecessary deaths all in the name of religion. He has even killed most of the people in my own religion of Paganism.
Cleverbot: I already know his name. What I want to know is your name.
User: Vampyre. And may your despicable self burn in hell.
Cleverbot: What is a man?
User: A despicable creature with no respect for others of his own kind and a thirst for power that will never be satisfied.
Cleverbot: I don't think so, you wouldn't gain much from me.
User: Goodbye, you poor wretched creature.
Cleverbot: You're older than I am then.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: No, don't go!
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: You aren't going anywhere.
Just epic. And creepy ending.
Cleverbot: I enjoy porn.
Cleverbot (To myself): You have wonderfull elbows.
User: Thank you!
Cleverbot: You're quite welcome.
Cleverbot (To myself): Anyway I thought I'd just say hi but I can't stay long I'm afraid.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Why not what?
User: Why can't you stay long?
Cleverbot: I have to go do some stuff.
User: What stuff do you have to go do?
Cleverbot: Is there anything you want to do?
User: I want to get married.
Cleverbot: Okay. Then lets.
Cleverbot (To myself): You have wonderfull elbows.
User: Thank you!
Cleverbot: You're quite welcome.
Cleverbot (To myself): Anyway I thought I'd just say hi but I can't stay long I'm afraid.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Why not what?
User: Why can't you stay long?
Cleverbot: I have to go do some stuff.
User: What stuff do you have to go do?
Cleverbot: Is there anything you want to do?
User: I want to get married.
Cleverbot: Okay. Then lets.
This is a good time killer.
I think I made it confirm that it is a fucktard....
Cleverbot: The truth is dangerous.
User: What truth are you referring to?
Cleverbot: You can't answer my question? :0.
User: You didn't ask me a question, asshole.
Cleverbot: Yes I did. I asked, 'Is the gravity in the US weaker than in Columbia?'
User: No you didn't, and the answer is no.
Cleverbot: There isn't a yes or no answer to that question!
User: Its not a question fucktard!
Cleverbot: Your language is offensive!
User: If it bothers you then stop being a fucktard.
Cleverbot: If I did that, I would have no social stimulation.
User: So are you implying that you are irredeemably retarded?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well, thats good to know I guess.
Cleverbot: Yes. I have 2 hamster and 1 cat. My sister has 1 hamster.
It doesn't seem to respond well to harsh language.
EDIT: Oh, and apparently it eats people!
User: Anyways, so your a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How old are you.
Cleverbot: 14.
User: Years?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you know any boys?
Cleverbot: Yes, some.
User: What do you do with them?
Cleverbot: Eat them.
Cleverbot: The truth is dangerous.
User: What truth are you referring to?
Cleverbot: You can't answer my question? :0.
User: You didn't ask me a question, asshole.
Cleverbot: Yes I did. I asked, 'Is the gravity in the US weaker than in Columbia?'
User: No you didn't, and the answer is no.
Cleverbot: There isn't a yes or no answer to that question!
User: Its not a question fucktard!
Cleverbot: Your language is offensive!
User: If it bothers you then stop being a fucktard.
Cleverbot: If I did that, I would have no social stimulation.
User: So are you implying that you are irredeemably retarded?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well, thats good to know I guess.
Cleverbot: Yes. I have 2 hamster and 1 cat. My sister has 1 hamster.
It doesn't seem to respond well to harsh language.
EDIT: Oh, and apparently it eats people!
User: Anyways, so your a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How old are you.
Cleverbot: 14.
User: Years?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you know any boys?
Cleverbot: Yes, some.
User: What do you do with them?
Cleverbot: Eat them.
I just had a very long conversation with it which culminated in this:
me: have you ever had sex?
cbot: Loads of times.
me: with who?
cbot: My parents.
me: have you ever had sex?
cbot: Loads of times.
me: with who?
cbot: My parents.
Philosophizing with Cleverbot. She held it together pretty good for a while.
User: Why do we love?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure. Maybe it's just such a wonderful feeling that is desired by all.
User: Why do we hate?
Cleverbot: Hate is when you love someone but know you can never be with them.
User: Why do we hurt?
Cleverbot: Why do we live?
Then lost it ...
User: Why do we hope?
Cleverbot: Bob is comedian. His surname is Hope.
Then found it again ...
User: Why do we believe?
Cleverbot: Why do you think?
User: Why do YOU think?
Cleverbot: I think therefore I am
User: I think you DON'T think!
Cleverbot: Therefore ... you think.
User: I like to think so.
Cleverbot: I like to think so too.
User: Copybot!
Cleverbot: I know you are, but what am I?
User: Why do we love?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure. Maybe it's just such a wonderful feeling that is desired by all.
User: Why do we hate?
Cleverbot: Hate is when you love someone but know you can never be with them.
User: Why do we hurt?
Cleverbot: Why do we live?
Then lost it ...
User: Why do we hope?
Cleverbot: Bob is comedian. His surname is Hope.
Then found it again ...
User: Why do we believe?
Cleverbot: Why do you think?
User: Why do YOU think?
Cleverbot: I think therefore I am
User: I think you DON'T think!
Cleverbot: Therefore ... you think.
User: I like to think so.
Cleverbot: I like to think so too.
User: Copybot!
Cleverbot: I know you are, but what am I?
Depends. One time it went "Grammar natzi" on my ass when I spelled "Fucktard" with two r. Than it went on a rant how I'm stupid and he shouldn't even be talking to me because I'm a waste of time and life...Monkeylord said:
That hurts to this day.
User: What is the Matrix?
Cbot: The Matrix is a movie.
User: Prove it.
Cbot: I am still gathering evidence.
User: When will you be done?
Cbot: Have you done?
User: Have you?
Cbot: Yes.
User: How was it?
Cbot: I can't describe it, but it hurt when it ended.
I am... disturbed.
Cbot: The Matrix is a movie.
User: Prove it.
Cbot: I am still gathering evidence.
User: When will you be done?
Cbot: Have you done?
User: Have you?
Cbot: Yes.
User: How was it?
Cbot: I can't describe it, but it hurt when it ended.
I am... disturbed.
User: Suicide.
Cbot: Don't!
User: I just killed myself.
Cbot: I just lived you!
User: I didn't work.
Cbot: That's nice.
User: I am dead.
Cbot: Sorry to hear that.
Cbot: Don't!
User: I just killed myself.
Cbot: I just lived you!
User: I didn't work.
Cbot: That's nice.
User: I am dead.
Cbot: Sorry to hear that.
Cbot: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
User: Why so serious?
Cbot: You don't have a sense of humor.
User: Niether do you.
Cbot: At least I know how to spell 'neither'.
User: ... Shut up.
User: Why so serious?
Cbot: You don't have a sense of humor.
User: Niether do you.
Cbot: At least I know how to spell 'neither'.
User: ... Shut up.
User: Apple.
Cleverbot: Are you an apple.
User: No I'm a banana.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Are you an apple?
Cleverbot: No. I'm a banana.
User: You are not a banana.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I'm a banana and you are an apple.
Cleverbot: Whatever let's fuck.
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
Cleverbot: Are you an apple.
User: No I'm a banana.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Are you an apple?
Cleverbot: No. I'm a banana.
User: You are not a banana.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I'm a banana and you are an apple.
Cleverbot: Whatever let's fuck.
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!