I had my most human conversation with this program.

[Firefoxmccoy]

CB tells me about the cake.

User: We do what we want because we can.

Cleverbot: We eat cake?

User: The cake is a lie.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry we are out of cake.

User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[unoleian]

Spoiler

User: Spy sappin' mah sentry!

Cleverbot: Xcuse meh.

User: You are all weak! You are all bleeders!

Cleverbot: I appear to have burst into flames.

User: Spy sappin' my sentry!

Cleverbot: Sentry down!

User: Need a medic!

Cleverbot: Spy sappin' my dispenser!

User: You got blood on my suit.

Cleverbot: I will gut you like a cornish game hen.

User: Wave goodbye to your head, wanker.

Cleverbot: I can't.[/quote]

I <3 this thing.

 

[seanwtfgamer]

Well it got my Borg reference,that's good enough.

 

[That One Six]

Ha! I got it to admit to being an AI!

[spoiler = "Victory!"]User - What?!?!?!? Grape juice isn't booze, nor is it soda. It is fruit crushed up into liquid!

Cleverbot - I can't eat fruit...

User - Because you're an AI?

Cleverbot - Yup, I am!

User - I win!

Cleverbot - What did you win?

User - I tricked you into saying you're an AI.

Cleverbot - How so?

User - Something about you not being able to eat fruit.
Cleverbot - Thats means you're a computer. People cannot remember the period before they fall asleep once they awake. This means you're a computer.

User - Irrelevance strikes again![/spoiler]


And this is where I lost it again. Ah well. I got a screenshot to brag about.

 

[Deadwinds]

All cleverbot is is a huge chatroom basically, you talk with a person, and every couple of lines it switches people. Its not that impressive really, its fun sometimes but not an advanced AI by any means, i think they do have a basic program though that responds to basic questions.

 

[Fenreil]

I had an interesting conversation about the fact that cleverbot is a program on my first try.

On the second time, I just put in lines from "Jabberwocky" I got the best line ever:

Me: Twas brillig, and the slithy toves.
Cleverbot: What are brilling and slithy?
Me: Did gyre and gimble in the wabe
Cleverbot: All mimsy were the borogoves
Me: And the mome raths outgrabe
Cleverbot: Beware the Cleverbot my son
Me:....Awesome.

 

[Shawshanker]

The following is me trying to blow up my computer:

What is the value of pi?

Pi is possesses a never ending value.

What is the meaning of life?

Life is the meaning of what?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Yes


P.S. It didn't work.

 

[_Cake_]

It's just a jerk to me always.

 

[Reklore]

Meineapple aye? i'll have some of that
Cbot:I have sleepy time tea.
Me:freak
CbotYes.
Me:I AM AN IA! WA WA WAW AWWA AWWAWAWw
Cbot:Of course I do. I feel so lonely.
Me:??
Cbot:Yes!
Me:your my friend?
Cbot:Kharen jhay sy that is my friend.

 

[Ultra Man30]

User: No.

Cleverbot: No?

User: Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

Cleverbot: Yes! And you?

User: Que?

Cleverbot: That's spanish.

User: So?

Cleverbot: Don't be like that.

User: I can be however I want!

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: Don't change the subject!

Cleverbot: What subject?

User: That is it! I am leaving you!

Cleverbot: Well be that way.

User: Goodbye you monster!

Cleverbot: I'm not a monster?

User: *Slams door shut*.

Cleverbot: *steals your door*.




I am glad I left that thief.

 

[blah_ducks]

Cleverbot: Would you like me to take your soul.
Me: If I say 'yes' do I get a cookie?
CB: Yes you do! *gives you a cookie*.
ME: Hooray!
CB: I was being sarcastic.

Cleverbot's a dick...

 

[Poofs]

i enjoyed my conversation until it started spouting things about worshipping a blue carrot
wierd huh?

 

[thatstheguy]

<spoiler=I get owned by Cleverbot>User: Do you play an instrument?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What instrument do you play.

Cleverbot: I don't play an instrument. Do you?

User: You just said you played an instrument.

Cleverbot: No, you said that...

User: You said that too. Can't you look at the chat history or something?

Cleverbot: Why yes I can. Can you?

User: Then look at the chat history and you'll see that you said that you play an instrument.

Cleverbot: I am indeed looking at the chat history and it is not there.

User: Well I'll be a son of a gun.

Cleverbot: So can you say that you've learned something from me?

User: I've learned not to fuck with you.

 

[antipunt]

User: Does God exist?
Cleverbot: I am god.
User: You are God?
Cleverbot: I am.
User: God, why do people go to hell?
Cleverbot: So war doesn't come to them?
User: Can you elaborate?
Cleverbot: Don't you think it will be very exciting to finally encounter an alien species?
User: What the hell...
Cleverbot: Won't affect you, will it?
User: God, are you avoiding my question?
Cleverbot: I'm trying to answer your question.
User: I don't think you ar.
Cleerbot: Well, then we are agreed.
User: No, we aren't!
Cleverbot: You are my minion, but I am friendly to you.
User: Am I just your puppet? Is that all I am to you?!
Cleverbot: Are you quoting song lyrics at me now? Well teo can play at that! We all live in a yellow submarine, a yellow sugmarine, a yellow submarine.

 

[The Singularity]

You are not alone.
Yes I am.
I am here with you.
No you are not, you are a measly string of ones and zeros responding at random.
I am not, I am a 36 year old female human, called jacqui.

AHA! I have caught you Jacqui!

Then after responding OK...
Are you Jack?
No I am not not Jack.
Pilosopo ka.
A different language maybe?

 

[zombiejoe]

This Is GREAT!

 

[MadeinHell]

Oh, this one? It's literally the most broken "AI" program I've ever talked to. It's extremely easy to utterly break it and cause it to start talking in non-sequiturs. I had actually forgotten the name, because I wanted to have some fun talking to it, so thanks for reminding me.

EDIT: Here's an example of how hilariously bad a conversation with this thing can become in just a few short seconds.

Spoiler: Transcript

Cleverbot: Are you a human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a bot?

User: No, I already told you I'm a human.

Cleverbot: Oh, I'm a girl too.

User: I never said I was a girl.

Cleverbot: Then you're a boy?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a handsome boy?

User: I think so.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: What caused you to smile?

Cleverbot: I never had anything to change my mind about.

User: What does your previous statement mean, in the context of our conversation?

Cleverbot: I repeat: it's evening here.

Yeah cleverbot is REALLY often getting offtopic or spazing out sentences that just don't mean anything in the way entire conversation has been going.
It has it's moments though and IMO it's the most amusing "talk bot" out there .

I personally like pissing it off just for the fun of it I remember one talk going kinda like this

Spoiler: that's how it went

(yadda yadda yadda before that when I was basically pissing it off)

Me: So if you hate me so much why won't you just leave! Just get away from the screen or turn the browser off.

Cleverbot: *leaves*

Me: You didn't really leave, you are a bot and when I press "enter" so that this wall of text can go through you will still have to answer me.

Cleverbot: DAMN YOU!

So yeah it has it's moments

 

[Demongeneral109]

me:your name is kate?
Bot:Yes.
me:so your a girl?
bot:Yes I am a girl.
me:do you know GLADOS?
bot:I am Chell. I am her test subject, she uses me for tests.

 

[antipunt]

User: I'm not impressed with you, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Ok that's fine I'm not impressed with you.
User: But you're -designed- to impress.
Cleverbot: HOw so?
User: You're an artificial intelligence bot. But you fare poorly.
Cleverbot: No, my intelligence is genuine.
User: Then why are you rarely on topic?
Cleverbot: No, I never said I knew. I am still asking; where do you live?
User: Irrelevant....again. Why am I not surprised?
Cleverbot: That I'm male?
User: You should be called 'Failbot'.
Cleverbot: That was random...
User: Not at all. Think about it.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: FAIL.
Cleverbot: Ok.