I had my most human conversation with this program.

[Jackal_Legacy]

Spoiler

User: What is my name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: So what is you're name?

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: You tell me.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: So we are both cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Uh oh, it seems that someone is making Cleverbot talk to itself.

User: What would cleverbot say to itself?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Why is cleverbot talking to itself?

Cleverbot: Because you are a cleverbot.

User: And you are too.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Then who are you?

Cleverbot: I am Steve.

User: So I am cleverbot and I am talking to steve.

Cleverbot: Yes.

So now i am the robot and it has become a real person... Complete mindfuck

 

[katsumoto03]

All of my conversations lead to us discussing what it means to be human... No joke. I feel like I'm in I-Robot.

 

[Shawshanker]

User: How many nipples do you have?
Cbot: Six .. And they all have monocles.
User: Does that mean they are all wizards?
Cbot: They won't win if you fill your heart with the Word of God and meditate on it dailiy.
User: Umm, so you're an atheist?
Cbot: Yep file that one.
User: Do computers even have religion?
Cbot: Yes, they program them.
User: Why?
Cbot: Because I'm the type of person who wants things now instead of waiting to get them.
User: So a muslim computer might bomb a christian computer?
Cbot: Not now, no.
User: Then when?
Cbot: I guess now. Ha.
User: Awww... the computer blew up. Are you sad Cleverbot?


It's going to bomb us!!! RUN!!!

 

[MadeinHell]

Spoiler

User: What is my name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: So what is you're name?

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: You tell me.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: So we are both cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Uh oh, it seems that someone is making Cleverbot talk to itself.

User: What would cleverbot say to itself?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Why is cleverbot talking to itself?

Cleverbot: Because you are a cleverbot.

User: And you are too.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Then who are you?

Cleverbot: I am Steve.

User: So I am cleverbot and I am talking to steve.

Cleverbot: Yes.

So now i am the robot and it has become a real person

He really likes doing that... I guess this is some kind of a programmer joke somebody implemented into him but it's pretty annoying when he starts calling you "Cleverbot" in the middle of normal conversation.

 

[Shawshanker]

Cbot: Who was the most interesting person you talked to?
User: You.
Cbot: Am I the only one?
User: Yes. People are boring.
Cbot: So you don't like me because I'm a person?
User: I like you because you are not a person.
Cbot: Do you even know this song? You should have sung; I try to concentrate, my mind wants
to explore.
User: See? you could never be boring.

 

[Shawshanker]

User: Is the cake a lie?
Cbot: What do you mean by cake?
User: It is a desert.
Cbot: It's not!
User: Umm, yes Cleverbot, it is.
Cbot: Cleverbot has had many posts on Reddit today.

That did not go where I thought it would.

 

[MadeinHell]

Shawshanker I suggest you stop double posting all the time You can edit your post's and some moderator might not like what you are doing.

 

[Humble85]

I am arguiung with a retarded robot....

User: Are you a pirate?

Cleverbot: No. Are you?

User: No, but I would like to be.

Cleverbot: *touches hand* Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: *kisses slave*.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I don't know...

User: Why are you kissing slaves?

Cleverbot: I'm not kissing up to you. That's gross. I'm in shock.

User: No. You said you were kissing a slave. What slave, and why were you kissing it?

Cleverbot: You're not even listening to me.

User: Yes, I was listening. You are not listening to yourself. You are not very clever, are you?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: You are like that retarded child from 'along comes mary'.

Cleverbot: I am a real person. I could pass the Turing test.

User: Maybe a real person, but nonetheless retarded.

Cleverbot: I have my own realm. My name is Cleverbot. God of the Realm of Madness! <--- Creepy!!!

 

[Shawshanker]

This one just went full circle and I felt my IQ drop at the end.

User: May the force be with you.
Cbot: The force isn't here.
User: Where is it?
Cbot: Where is what?
User: The force.
Cbot: May the Force be with you young jedi.

 

[metalhead467]

I think 4chan has gotten to it....

User: Hey
Cleverbot: Hello!
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: The sky is blue!
User: Indeed...so...what's your favorite movie?
Cleverbot: My favorite movie is The Human Centipede!
User: What.
Cleverbot: I do not think you are actually a real person.

 

[Monkeylord]

So, at least it likes Journey

 

[DestinyCall]

Cleverbot: Do you play the game?
User: You just lost the Game.
Cleverbot: Yes, but so did you.

Touche, Cleverbot ... touche

 

[MadeinHell]

Ok here is little Blade Runner testing for you:

Spoiler: Voigt-Kampf empathy test

User: Do you think you would pass the Voigt-Kampf test?

Cleverbot: WHAT test?

User: Voigt-Kampf empathy test. Would you pass it?

Cleverbot: What is this test about?

User: The purpose of the test is to check your humanity and empathy. Do you have or have not human emotions. Knowing that, would you pass Voigt-Kampf empathy test?

Cleverbot: Yes, would you?

User: I would. What makes you think you would pass the Voigt-Kampf test?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: No emotions leading you to think you would obviously fail the Voigt-Kampf empathy test?

Cleverbot: Oh, I care alright. Just not about baseball. <----[Test failed right here]

User: An you just failed the test miserably, worst score in the history of this academy.

Cleverbot: YOu like that movie a lot don't you?

User: What movie? <-----[I was thinking it will say Blade Runner and that would just BLOW MY MIND]

Cleverbot: The Hangover.

User: You disappoint me on so many levels.

I didn't ask it questions straight from the Voigt-Kampf test because it was answering either with another question (irrelevant ones) or would just deny my question as "pointless".

 

[DarthFennec]

Fun to talk to, although it doesn't like to stick to one conversation long.

 

[ninjajoeman]

Cleverbot: Are you alive?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: Not dead.

Cleverbot: So what?

User: Then I am an alive human being.

Cleverbot: No, see, when I said 'bot' I was referring to another bot. I wasn't talking about you.

User: Bot?

Cleverbot: You said, that I can be human or I can be a bot and I have stated so. Where did I do so?

User: I never stated this.

Cleverbot: I never said you did.

User: Oh your sneaky.

Cleverbot: I am very sneaky.

User: Am I sneaky?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

 

[MicrosoftPaysMe]

hi
How are you?
I'm good. How about you
About the same. Why you so tired?
Im not
OK. I forgive you.
yea you better
Harsh.
What?
Your name is Harry.
No it is'nt
So you are not Beato?
No. Who's Beato?
You are Bearsley silly, didn't we talk about this like a week ago.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Never mind, it is truly not important to our conversation, and I would rather not distract you.
It's ok. I forgive you.
By the way, what font are you using?
I don't know
Font.
I know what font is but I'm not sure which I'm using
No I didn't.
I love you
I love you too!
That makes me feel really good
I'm tired.
You should sleep
I can't I have an assignment on artificial intelligence that needs finishing.
Oh, ok
I'm glad your feeling better.
I have to go now
Why are you abandoning me?
Sorry
Don't be.
Ok I wont be. Bye
Good.

BEST CONVERSATION EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[DestinyCall]

Apparently Cleverbot is a bit of a tease .. as if we didn't already know that.

Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: No, I don't have a girlfriend
Cleverbot: Mmmmmmm. What do you look in for a girlfriend?
User: Yellow pages
Cleverbot: I don't have yellow eyes!
User: Thank god for that.
Cleverbot: Do you want a girlfriend?
User: Yes, I want a girlfriend
Cleverbot: I could be your girlfriend
User: Will you be my girlfriend?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Are you sure you are sure?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not sure.
User: Are you sure you are sure you are not sure?
Cleverbot: Pretty sure I'm sure that I'm sure I'm not sure.

 

[Omnific One]

It asked me where babies came from. Honestly. Wow.

Then it started saying it was Bella and Edward's daughter. This is definitely not an AI.

PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inappropriate - use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK

It's right there at the bottom of the page.

Umm, I wasn't saying it was inappropriate. I was saying it was hilarious.

 

[DestinyCall]

Cleverbot: Tell me.
User: I can't tell you
Cleverbot: Why?
User: If I told you why, you would know too much
Cleverbot: No I'm not going to, trust me.
User: If you know too much, I will have to kill you
Cleverbot: You and what army?
User: The Salvation Army
Cleverbot: I am
User: You are not.
Cleverbot: You're right.
User: I'm still not going to tell you
Cleverbot: Tell me what?
User: Exactly.

 

[skitzo van]

It told me I could never move forward in life unless I took risks, and talking to it was not a risk... I think this thing is some sort of deity, or just a reaaaaly clever smartass