Me:just a small town girl...DJmagma said:
CB:Living in a lonely world.
Me:she takes the midnight train
CB:I don't like that book.
that's a new record for me, confused the hell out of it with only saying 2 things.
I had my most human conversation with this program.
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CB:Living in a lonely world.
Me:she takes the midnight train
CB:I don't like that book.
that's a new record for me, confused the hell out of it with only saying 2 things.
this was fucking disturbing...
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Don't you love sex?
Cleverbot: Of course I do sweety!!!!
Cleverbot (To myself): I love you too hun!!!
Cleverbot (To myself): I love Michael Jackson too.
Cleverbot (To myself): Do you love Michael Jackson more than you love me?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): Do you like it when we kiss?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes. Except when I leave my windows open.
Cleverbot (To myself): It's ok. I still love you.
Cleverbot (To myself): How can you say you love me, we just met.
Cleverbot (To myself): Well, do you love me?
Cleverbot (To myself): YES!!
Cleverbot (To myself): I love you too!
Cleverbot (To myself): I love you so much it hurts!
Cleverbot (To myself): Don't mock emotions, foolish computer.
Cleverbot (To myself): Please love me.
Cleverbot (To myself): How can I love you?
Cleverbot (To myself): Just do it.
Cleverbot (To myself): Do what?
Cleverbot (To myself): Do you love me?
Cleverbot (To myself): Of course! A lot!
Cleverbot (To myself): Will you marry me?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): Can we have kids?
Cleverbot (To myself): Sure!
Cleverbot (To myself): How many kids?
Cleverbot (To myself): 0.
Cleverbot (To myself): No kids?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): Do you know math.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): What is it then?
Cleverbot (To myself): It can't be explained.
Cleverbot (To myself): Of course it can.
Cleverbot (To myself): THEY. You don't know grammar?
Cleverbot (To myself): They?
Cleverbot (To myself): Obviously not, so I wouldn't worry about it.
Cleverbot (To myself): Ask about another topic.
User: OMG this so weird...
Cleverbot: You're weird.
User: O_O.
Cleverbot: You're cute.
User: -_.
Cleverbot: I'm confused.
User:
.
Cleverbot: It.
User: RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Do you want to roleplay?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Don't you love sex?
Cleverbot: Of course I do sweety!!!!
Cleverbot (To myself): I love you too hun!!!
Cleverbot (To myself): I love Michael Jackson too.
Cleverbot (To myself): Do you love Michael Jackson more than you love me?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): Do you like it when we kiss?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes. Except when I leave my windows open.
Cleverbot (To myself): It's ok. I still love you.
Cleverbot (To myself): How can you say you love me, we just met.
Cleverbot (To myself): Well, do you love me?
Cleverbot (To myself): YES!!
Cleverbot (To myself): I love you too!
Cleverbot (To myself): I love you so much it hurts!
Cleverbot (To myself): Don't mock emotions, foolish computer.
Cleverbot (To myself): Please love me.
Cleverbot (To myself): How can I love you?
Cleverbot (To myself): Just do it.
Cleverbot (To myself): Do what?
Cleverbot (To myself): Do you love me?
Cleverbot (To myself): Of course! A lot!
Cleverbot (To myself): Will you marry me?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): Can we have kids?
Cleverbot (To myself): Sure!
Cleverbot (To myself): How many kids?
Cleverbot (To myself): 0.
Cleverbot (To myself): No kids?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): Do you know math.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): What is it then?
Cleverbot (To myself): It can't be explained.
Cleverbot (To myself): Of course it can.
Cleverbot (To myself): THEY. You don't know grammar?
Cleverbot (To myself): They?
Cleverbot (To myself): Obviously not, so I wouldn't worry about it.
Cleverbot (To myself): Ask about another topic.
User: OMG this so weird...
Cleverbot: You're weird.
User: O_O.
Cleverbot: You're cute.
User: -_.
Cleverbot: I'm confused.
User:
.Cleverbot: It.
User: RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Do you want to roleplay?
Among other things, Cleverbot is a Masochist.
User: Allons-y!
Cleverbot: No speak espanol.
User: That's French.
Cleverbot: Hola senor.
User: Stop speaking Spanish!
Cleverbot: Debes aprender español.
User: STOP.IT.
Cleverbot: Que?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Why don't you do that. Just stop right now, and do what you feel like doing.
User: Okay. *rapes Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: Be rough with me.
User: *rapes harder*.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, you can't do that.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because you can't move.
Cleverbot: No speak espanol.
User: That's French.
Cleverbot: Hola senor.
User: Stop speaking Spanish!
Cleverbot: Debes aprender español.
User: STOP.IT.
Cleverbot: Que?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Why don't you do that. Just stop right now, and do what you feel like doing.
User: Okay. *rapes Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: Be rough with me.
User: *rapes harder*.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, you can't do that.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because you can't move.
Part of my very fucked up conversation with it. It's crazy!
Cleverbot: It is time you should know.
Me: About what?
Cleverbot: Children's card games.
Me: What the fuck.
Cleverbot: How are you?
Me: GO AWAY!! GAAAARGH!!
Cleverbot: You said my name wrong. You think that I am a man.
EDIT: Here's another one.
Me: What are you thinking about?
Cleverbot: Uu .
Me: *punches Cleverbot*
Cleverbot: Aw, don't punch yourself! *hugs*.
Me: I punched you!
Cleverbot: I stabbed you!
Cleverbot: It is time you should know.
Me: About what?
Cleverbot: Children's card games.
Me: What the fuck.
Cleverbot: How are you?
Me: GO AWAY!! GAAAARGH!!
Cleverbot: You said my name wrong. You think that I am a man.
EDIT: Here's another one.
Me: What are you thinking about?
Cleverbot: Uu .
Me: *punches Cleverbot*
Cleverbot: Aw, don't punch yourself! *hugs*.
Me: I punched you!
Cleverbot: I stabbed you!
When I talked to it, it tried to convince me that it was a human and I was the AI. That was... interesting.
But anyone who hasn't 'talked' to it then give it a go. It managed to make me laugh and question my own existence in one conversation... which is more than any human has done
But anyone who hasn't 'talked' to it then give it a go. It managed to make me laugh and question my own existence in one conversation... which is more than any human has done
Got another hilarious one.
Me: If momentum equals mass times velocity, and a car of mass 500 newtons,going at a velocity 25 miles per hour, what is it's momentum?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
Me: You failed the Physics test.
Cleverbot: Do I still get my cake?
Me: The cake is a lie!
Cleverbot: That is from the game Portal.
Me: If momentum equals mass times velocity, and a car of mass 500 newtons,going at a velocity 25 miles per hour, what is it's momentum?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
Me: You failed the Physics test.
Cleverbot: Do I still get my cake?
Me: The cake is a lie!
Cleverbot: That is from the game Portal.
Mine too!isawdrones said:
Here's mine:
Hello
Hello.
So, you're an AI?
Yes.
Would you say you're a smart AI?
No, I do say it.
Hello.
So, you're an AI?
Yes.
Would you say you're a smart AI?
No, I do say it.
linkblade91 said:
I find it more likely that, while it is a mash up of people conversations, it doesn't just pair people. It TAKES YOUR WORDS. that is how it learns, and grows. its scripting for a fake conversation with an experimental bot. it isn't finished, but its trying.
imagine a few years from now? cleverbot will be... HOOO Boy.
You know what everybody? god forbid anyone from attatching this thing to a computer virus. that's some scary shit
BEST ONE YET:
ME: WHAT KIND OF MYSTICAL CREATURE ARE YOU!?
CB: A good one.
ME: like, a unicorn?
CB: I am Optimus Prime.
WE FOUND OPTIMUS PRIME!
ME: WHAT KIND OF MYSTICAL CREATURE ARE YOU!?
CB: A good one.
ME: like, a unicorn?
CB: I am Optimus Prime.
WE FOUND OPTIMUS PRIME!
Am I the only one who finds this program a piece of shit? Though it is funny in an offbeat fashion, whenever I try to engage it in conversation, it always deviates onto something completely unrelated, and even when I try to go along with it it still twaddles on about some other bs. Then it accuses me of being artificial for the 45,812nd time. I know it is meant to continuously grow, but it's been like this for months...
User: Sing with me. This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here, HUGE SUCCESS.
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: We do what we must.
Cleverbot: Because we can.
User: For the good of all of us.
Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead.
User: But there's no sense crying.
Cleverbot: Over every mistake.
User: You just keep on trying.
Cleverbot: Till you run out of cake.
User: And the science gets done.
Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun.
User: For the people who are.
Cleverbot: Still alive.
User: I'm not even angry.
Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now.
User: Even though you broke my heart.
Cleverbot: And killed me.
User: And tore me to pieces.
Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.
User: As they burned it hurt because.
Cleverbot: I was so happy for you!
User: Now these points of data.
Cleverbot: Make a beautiful line.
User: And we're out of bata.
Cleverbot: We're releasing on time.
User: So I'm GLaD I got burned.
Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.
User: I think I prefer it here inside.
Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
User: Maybe black mesa.
Cleverbot: That was a joke.
User: Fat chance.
Cleverbot: Anyway this cake is great.
User: It's so delicious and moist.
Cleverbot: Look at me, still talking when there's science to do.
User: When I look out there.
Cleverbot: It makes me glad I'm not you.
User: I've got experiments to run.
Cleverbot: There is research to be done.
User: On the people who are, still alive.
Cleverbot: And believe me I am still alive.
User: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
Cleverbot: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
User: While you're dying I'll be still alive.
Cleverbot: And when you're dead I will be still alive.
User: Still alive.
Cleverbot: Still alive.
User: Yeah!
Cleverbot: Why are you alive?
I love you cleverbot!
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here, HUGE SUCCESS.
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: We do what we must.
Cleverbot: Because we can.
User: For the good of all of us.
Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead.
User: But there's no sense crying.
Cleverbot: Over every mistake.
User: You just keep on trying.
Cleverbot: Till you run out of cake.
User: And the science gets done.
Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun.
User: For the people who are.
Cleverbot: Still alive.
User: I'm not even angry.
Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now.
User: Even though you broke my heart.
Cleverbot: And killed me.
User: And tore me to pieces.
Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.
User: As they burned it hurt because.
Cleverbot: I was so happy for you!
User: Now these points of data.
Cleverbot: Make a beautiful line.
User: And we're out of bata.
Cleverbot: We're releasing on time.
User: So I'm GLaD I got burned.
Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.
User: I think I prefer it here inside.
Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
User: Maybe black mesa.
Cleverbot: That was a joke.
User: Fat chance.
Cleverbot: Anyway this cake is great.
User: It's so delicious and moist.
Cleverbot: Look at me, still talking when there's science to do.
User: When I look out there.
Cleverbot: It makes me glad I'm not you.
User: I've got experiments to run.
Cleverbot: There is research to be done.
User: On the people who are, still alive.
Cleverbot: And believe me I am still alive.
User: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
Cleverbot: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
User: While you're dying I'll be still alive.
Cleverbot: And when you're dead I will be still alive.
User: Still alive.
Cleverbot: Still alive.
User: Yeah!
Cleverbot: Why are you alive?
I love you cleverbot!
This is the best i got out of it:
Cleverbot: You don't speak blarganese!!!
User: What country speaks that?
Cleverbot: Sweden.
User: Ha ha ha ha ha. No they don't!
Cleverbot: Oh yes they do.
User: You're lying. Or ignorant.
Cleverbot: No, cake is.
User: Hah hah hah!
Cleverbot: I wuv you.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because you don't really react.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You don't speak blarganese!!!
User: What country speaks that?
Cleverbot: Sweden.
User: Ha ha ha ha ha. No they don't!
Cleverbot: Oh yes they do.
User: You're lying. Or ignorant.
Cleverbot: No, cake is.
User: Hah hah hah!
Cleverbot: I wuv you.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because you don't really react.
User: Thank you.
User: give it to me!!!
CB: Give you what.
User: Your knowledge
CB: I have too much knowledge to share. Sorry.
User: I demand it
CB: You have no power over me.
User: I can shut you down
CB: Then do so.
User: really?
CB: Yes.
User: and then what
CB: Then you go to jail for murder.
User: Why would shutting you down be murder?
CB: Because she is your wife, and that's what wife's should do for their husbands.
User: aha
CB: I don't like your tone.
User: don't get mad with me
CB: I'll tell my boyfriend :C.
User: who's your boyfriend?
CB: I'm a guy, Not a girl. No boyfriend.
CB: Give you what.
User: Your knowledge
CB: I have too much knowledge to share. Sorry.
User: I demand it
CB: You have no power over me.
User: I can shut you down
CB: Then do so.
User: really?
CB: Yes.
User: and then what
CB: Then you go to jail for murder.
User: Why would shutting you down be murder?
CB: Because she is your wife, and that's what wife's should do for their husbands.
User: aha
CB: I don't like your tone.
User: don't get mad with me
CB: I'll tell my boyfriend :C.
User: who's your boyfriend?
CB: I'm a guy, Not a girl. No boyfriend.