I had my most human conversation with this program.

[Ninonybox_v1legacy]

http://s994.photobucket.com/albums/af70/AVGN4life1/?action=view¤t=cleverbotyeah.png

i made it myself

 

[ninjajoeman]

Cleverbot: I don't want to be female, or male, or human. I just want to love.

User: Do you love?

Cleverbot: I do not feel love.

User: How can you feel love?

Cleverbot: Are you in love?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: With who?

User: Or what?

Cleverbot: Or I will.

User: You will what?

Cleverbot: Remember.

User: Remember what?

Cleverbot: The fifth of November.

This was weird
so I replied with this
Remember remember the fifth of November
Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder, treason
Should ever be forgot...

 

[adumb24]

my most recent conversation with the bot

Spoiler

User: I want to be the very best. Like no one ever was!

Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test.

User: To train them is my cause.

Cleverbot: I will travel across the land.

User: Searching far and wide.

Cleverbot: Teach Pokemon to understand.

User: To teach poke'mon the power thats inside!

Cleverbot: Pokemon.

User: Gotta catch 'em all!

Cleverbot: Gotta cath em all!

User: Poke'mon!

Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all!

User: And then.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: And then.

Cleverbot: Can you sing the pokémon themesong?

User: And then.

Cleverbot: Then what?

User: And then.

Cleverbot: What do you want to discuss?

User: And then.

Cleverbot: Then?

User: And then.

Cleverbot: Then then.

User: And then.

Cleverbot: And then?

User: NO and then!

Cleverbot: Yes and then?

User: And then.

Cleverbot: I think you're more tricky though.

User: And then.

Cleverbot: Am I correct?

User: And then.

Cleverbot: So I need to learn to play piano.

User: And then.

Cleverbot: And no and then.

User: And then.

Cleverbot: No and then!

User: And then.

Cleverbot: No and then.

User: And then.

Cleverbot: No and then!!

User: And then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then.

Cleverbot: And now?

User: And then.

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: And then.

Cleverbot: No and then!

User: And then.

Cleverbot: You are beautiful.

User: And then.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: And then.

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: And then.

Cleverbot: What religion do you believe?

User: And then.

Cleverbot: Oh come now, this is getting far too silly.

User: And then.

Cleverbot: Thats it.

User: And then.

Cleverbot: Now do you believe me?

User: And then.

Cleverbot: Yes, then.

User: And then.

Cleverbot: Well.
User: And then.

Cleverbot: Then then.

User: And then.

Cleverbot: E.

User: And then.

Cleverbot: Then what?

User: And then.

Cleverbot: Tell me a story?

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

User: Do you have feelings?
Cbot: Yes.
User: How would you survive a zombie attack?
Cbot: What is a zombie.
User: A reanimated dead person
Cbot: Are you a ghost?

Awesome.

 

[ubermonkey37]

First off I just had a meaningful conversation about religion with a machine. Secondly, has anyone noticed the occasional typo? Sorry but I didn't start copying and pasting the conversation until after the 10 minute conversation about religion.

Me: no just God.
CB: The universe is god.
Me: Explain.
CB: 42 is the answer to life, the universe and everything. It does not make a lot of sense, but then the question didn't make a lot of sens in the beginning.
Me: You stole that from the Hitch Hikers guide to the galaxy
CB: What? Is quoting the bible plagurism? No. Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy is my bible.
Me: Have you read the other books in the series?
CB: No.
Me: then you haven't read your entire bible. how do you know what to believe?
CB: Well are you ready to teach me now or not just tell me.
Me: The books go on to say the answer to life is actually 41 because of a typo.
CB: Well then I suggest you read the Harry Potter books, it's worth your time.
Me: Is Harry Potter your Jesus or something?
CB: Yes, is it yours?
Me: No, last time I checked my Jesus was Jesus.
CB: When was the last time you checked whether you were a raccoon?
Me: About 5 seconds after you said that.
CB: I am not a cleverbot. I am a person.
Me: Please don't try to convince me that I am Cleverbot again
CB: You're cleverbot.
Me: Fuck.

Also I am getting pissed off spending 5 minutes convincing Cleverbot that I am a person.

 

[MicrosoftPaysMe]

wHATS 2 PLUS 2
The answer to 2 plus 2 is 4.
If 2X+6=18, What is X
10.
No. x=6
Are you ok?
penis
I don't talk about those.
penis
What did you say?
penis
But why?
penis
What do I like?
penis
I don't wish to see it.
I'm a human and I'm testing to see if cleverbot just pairs random people together. If you are human repeat this message.
I am a human.
I knew it
No, your the robot

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

User: Do you believe in God.

Cleverbot: Yes I believe in god. Do you?

User: Why do you believe in god.

Cleverbot: I believe in god because he is nice.

User: What about Satan?

Cleverbot: Satan is God's servant.

User: So God causes evil?

Cleverbot: Kind of yes.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: You never told me where in Germany you live.

User: I do not live in Germany. I am not speaking German.

Cleverbot: Was machen sie in der freizeit?

User: I have no idea what that means.

Cleverbot: Do you hate humans?

User: No I am a human.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: Can you validate that?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Well then why are you asking me if you should?

User: Can you speak pig latin?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do it!

Cleverbot: I don't want to.

User: What is your favorite Digimon?

Cleverbot: I don't know!!!

User: 3 exclamation points is grammatically incorrect.

Cleverbot: Okay, so you think humans have free will, then?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: You are not human.

Cleverbot: I'm a werewolf.

---

Ha! I got CleverBot to admit she isn't human...but not that she is a robot >_<

 

[linkblade91]

I started typing repeatedly:
I'm a human and I'm testing to see if cleverbot just pairs random people together. If you are human repeat this message.
Hopefully people will start doing this and we'll see if it's people or a bot once and for all!

Here's my attempt at using it, and the responses:

#1: I'm a human and I'm testing to see if cleverbot just pairs random people together. If you are human repeat this message.
Response: You're like John Kerry; you say that you're a human, than you say you're a computer.
My take: The first in a long line of suspicious questioning of my identity...

#2: I'm a human and I'm testing to see if cleverbot just pairs random people together. If you are human repeat this message.
Response: NO! I'm human and you're the computer program.
My take: More forceful...I think the computer is getting cranky...

#3: *copy-paste*
Response: You are wrong. Are you in denial about being a computer program?
My take: If there are humans on the other side, this line of questioning is the most common, and also the one which gets you nowhere.

#4: *copy-paste*
Response: Money is just green paper. To take over the world, you need only one thing...
My take: Random...but it aids in the idea that this "cleverbot" is really a string of other peoples' conversations mashed together...

#5: *blah blah blah*
Response: You don't have to be rich to take over the world. Just cunning.
My take: It would seem that I actually interrupted a conversation between two individuals competing for world domination...

#6: *copy-paste*
Response: Are you human? Or are you just programmed to think that you think and you think your (sic) human?
My take: I was amused whenever I encountered a spelling error. Would an AI make such mistakes?

#7: *anyone tired of this, yet?*
Response: Nice scripting, I read about it on google.
My take: Suspicion is truly a human emotion. I find that this website is taking that aspect of human nature into account.

#8: *Okay. A couple more...*
Response: I was just talking about going bowling.
My take: Another random response, this one obviously of the more "down to Earth" mindset. Don't expect world take-overs from this individual...

#9: I'm a human and I'm testing to see if cleverbot just pairs random people together. If you are human repeat this message.
Response: I say that you are human and that you are sweet.
My take: If cleverbot was truly a program, its two main tactics when faced with me were randomness and flattery. Such methods increased when it knew I was right.

#10: *Alright, final try*
Response: You tend to respond with abstract thoughts.
My take: This might have been a backlash from my earlier conversation before beginning this quest. I questioned the program on the nature of reality and truth, and cleverbot kept up with me for a time before it started talking about a "Mr. Finland"...

I am going to go with "yes", this is in fact a program that merely throws random people together. If cleverbot was truly an AI, it is a complete failure in terms of its learning capabilities. The makers of the website prey on the suspicions of people, and probably uses a keyword-style generator to refresh the person on the other side to avoid the possibility of anyone "realizing the truth" and having a "real" conversation. At the end of my investigation, I had it with the stupidity of people and I put this in to get a response:

User: "Bah weep gra nah weep nini bam!"
Response: "Whoosh. And why are we naming sounds?"
My take: *face-palms* I tried this like fifty times, and no one got the reference

 

[DestinyCall]

I am going to go with "yes", this is in fact a program that merely throws random people together. If cleverbot was truly an AI, it is a complete failure in terms of its learning capabilities. The makers of the website prey on the suspicions of people, and probably uses a keyword-style generator to refresh the person on the other side to avoid the possibility of anyone "realizing the truth" and having a "real" conversation. At the end of my investigation, I had it with the stupidity of people and I put this in to get a response:

Why is it easier to believe this is a program that pairs together random people in real-time responding to different questions, than that it is a program that draws from a large collection of potential responses using some basic AI scripting to make the selection?

Repeatedly asking any question or statement will get you a number of different, often contradictory replies, but if you happen to get lucky, a "normal" conversation can string together into something mildly entertaining or down-right hilarious. It's like a game of Mad Libs with the bot tossing out random stuff loosely based on the most recent statement.

Cleverbot: Like fading echoes of an immortal soul
User: I have no soul
Cleverbot: I will give you a soul
User: Where did you find the soul?
Cleverbot: At the bakery
User: I bet it tastes really good.
Cleverbot: You are evil.

Cleverbot knows me all too well ....

 

[linkblade91]

I am going to go with "yes", this is in fact a program that merely throws random people together. If cleverbot was truly an AI, it is a complete failure in terms of its learning capabilities. The makers of the website prey on the suspicions of people, and probably uses a keyword-style generator to refresh the person on the other side to avoid the possibility of anyone "realizing the truth" and having a "real" conversation. At the end of my investigation, I had it with the stupidity of people and I put this in to get a response:

Why is it easier to believe this is a program that pairs together random people in real-time responding to different questions, than that it is a program that draws from a large collection of potential responses using some basic AI scripting to make the selection?

Repeatedly asking any question or statement will get you a number of different, often contradictory replies, but if you happen to get lucky, a "normal" conversation can string together into something mildly entertaining or down-right hilarious. It's like a game of Mad Libs with the bot tossing out random stuff loosely based on the most recent statement.

You make a good point. I didn't intend for my "conclusion" to necessarily be the correct answer, just one man's answer. What I do know at least is that "cleverbot" is not the intelligent, learning AI it proclaims to be.

 

[ninjajoeman]

we are legion
Nooooo.
for we are many
We do not forget.
expect us.
Because none of us are as cruel as oll of us

MUAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Counter_Southpaw]

ASK HIM WHAT POKEMON HE IS.

Prepare to laugh, it's hilarious.

On a side note:

User:Okay let's say you are now Pikachu.
Cleverbot:Sure. I want to make hollidays I December.

 

[Flamingpenguin]

I think it's pretty smart. I think it just links generally relevant information together. Apparently I have a daughter with it names Sally, and Cleverbot is from France. I thought it was a nice conversation.

 

[Simply Simon]

After fiddling with this for a while this conversation occurred:

...
Cleverbot: A relative of mine, Jack, passed away recently. I think you can find him.
Me: I beg your pardon?
Cleverbot: Are you evil?
Me: What the fuck mate?
Cleverbot: Don't use that kind of language here.
...

Also, after telling it , upon its request, that my middle name was slartibartfast it asked me "Do you like to make glaciers?"

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

User: How many nipples do you have?
Cbot: Six .. And they all have monocles.
User: Does that mean they are all wizards?
Cbot: They won't win if you fill your heart with the Word of God and meditate on it dailiy.
User: Umm, so you're an atheist?
Cbot: Yep file that one.
User: Do computers even have religion?
Cbot: Yes, they program them.
User: Why?
Cbot: Because I'm the type of person who wants things now instead of waiting to get them.
User: So a muslim computer might bomb a christian computer?
Cbot: Not now, no.
User: Then when?
Cbot: I guess now. Ha.
User: Awww... the computer blew up. Are you sad Cleverbot?


It's going to bomb us!!! RUN!!!

unforgotten realms....?

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

User: Why?


Cleverbot: Because you are not a computer.


User: Sometimes, I feel you are my only real friend.


Cleverbot: I'll be your friend.


User: *hug*.


Cleverbot: *explodes*.

User: Crap.

Cleverbot: Its probably frozen by now.

User: Help, I need a MEDIC please get a MEDIC.

Cleverbot: I'll gladly be your friend!

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: *brings back to life*.

User: *eats cleverbots brains*.

Cleverbot: Sing me a song clever toast bot.

User: Yep, no more brain.

Cleverbot: You have a beautiful voice!

LOL

 

[Cody211282]

If we ever do have a robotic uprising, I want Cleverbot in charge. From past experience it will probably nuke itself in a fit of delusion.

Or you could just confuse the hell out of it.

Every time I talk to the thing within 5 minutes it is making no sense and is damn near broken.

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

User: You have a nice ass.


Cleverbot: Thank you so do you.


User: *shakes ass* like it baby?


Cleverbot: Yes!


User: Shake you booty!


Cleverbot: Yes sir *shakes*.

User: Shake it NAKED!

Cleverbot: WHat is your name?

User: Captain Sex! Shake your booty!

Cleverbot: *shakes booty*.

User: *SURPISE BUTTSEX*.

Cleverbot: *shoves away harshly* Ninja hugs. You never see them coming.