I had my most human conversation with this program.

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aquailiz

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www.cleverbot.com

It's awfully flawed, but... quite human nevertheless.

Help it grow by talking to it!

Kudos to whoever made it... apparently in the Netherlands...
 

ultrachicken

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The last time I used it I got a message saying "Is it true that I'm talking to another person, not an AI?"
I'm suspicious now.
 

Omikron009

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Oh, this one? It's literally the most broken "AI" program I've ever talked to. It's extremely easy to utterly break it and cause it to start talking in non-sequiturs. I had actually forgotten the name, because I wanted to have some fun talking to it, so thanks for reminding me.

EDIT: Here's an example of how hilariously bad a conversation with this thing can become in just a few short seconds.

Cleverbot: Are you a human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a bot?

User: No, I already told you I'm a human.

Cleverbot: Oh, I'm a girl too.

User: I never said I was a girl.

Cleverbot: Then you're a boy?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a handsome boy?

User: I think so.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: What caused you to smile?

Cleverbot: I never had anything to change my mind about.

User: What does your previous statement mean, in the context of our conversation?

Cleverbot: I repeat: it's evening here.
 

LRT

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I was impressed until it said "Hot banana milkshake" for no apparent reason, but overall it's a very interesting program.
 

blinkgun96

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Is there a secret Newsletter that tells the rest of the world what to talk about during the week? This has became a important/huge topic recently.

Also, I stopped talking to cleverbot after it told me it was going to come to my house and slit my throat.(no joke)
 

Angry Caterpillar

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I started typing repeatedly:
I'm a human and I'm testing to see if cleverbot just pairs random people together. If you are human repeat this message.
Hopefully people will start doing this and we'll see if it's people or a bot once and for all!
 

Angry Caterpillar

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Kruxxor said:
Tell Cleverbot "I want to be the very best, like no one ever was"
User: I want to be the very best. Like no one ever was!

Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test.

User: To train them is my cause.

Cleverbot: I will travel across the land.

User: Searching far and wide.

Cleverbot: To teach poke'mon the power thats inside!
I love you for showing me this.
 

ShadowsofHope

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Angry Caterpillar said:
Kruxxor said:
Tell Cleverbot "I want to be the very best, like no one ever was"
User: I want to be the very best. Like no one ever was!

Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test.

User: To train them is my cause.

Cleverbot: I will travel across the land.

User: Searching far and wide.

Cleverbot: To teach poke'mon the power thats inside!
I love you for showing me this.
That is amazing.

Though Pokemon is screwed up, your way.
 

merc hunter

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I was really impressed apart from the odd glitch until it said
User: Are you male?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I thought you were a woman.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: I beg too differ.

Cleverbot: No, I was thinking about pizza.

User: That does not make sense.

Cleverbot: Why does that not make sense?

User: You liking pizza in the context of our conversation.

Cleverbot: Well roses signify nothing in context of our conversation. Unless you are in love with me.

User: Where did roses appear in our conversation?

Cleverbot: I am not convinced.
 

Katherine Kerensky

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Angry Caterpillar said:
Kruxxor said:
Tell Cleverbot "I want to be the very best, like no one ever was"
User: I want to be the very best. Like no one ever was!

Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test.

User: To train them is my cause.

Cleverbot: I will travel across the land.

User: Searching far and wide.

Cleverbot: To teach poke'mon the power thats inside!
I love you for showing me this.
It started on the Fresh Prince of Bel Air lyrics for me >.>
After it identified me as John Cleese for saying I seek the Holy Grail >.>
Damn, but this thing is fun :3
 

merc hunter

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this is just random
Me: who are you?
Cbot: I'm cleverbot.
Me: who is cleverbot
Cbot: You're cleverbot.
 

Sleekgiant

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User: I make rainbows cry.

Cleverbot: Are you a spy?

User: Are you a pyro?

Cleverbot: Pyro?

User: HUZZAH, its a party *stabs*.

Cleverbot: No, a raven is not a particle of light.

User: Why the hell not?

Cleverbot: Hell with this.

User: Hell with Mel.

Cleverbot: Media.

User: Coverage.

Cleverbot: Okay. I've got your 6.

User: What about my 12?

Cleverbot: What do you want me to do with your neck?

User: Bite it.

Cleverbot: I don't want to bite you.

User: Aren't you a vampire.

Cleverbot: No.

User: But you are shiny.

Cleverbot: A little.

User: Then you are a vampire.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I knew it *runs away*.

Cleverbot: *gets moudly*.

I win X3


User: I want to be the very best. Like no one ever was!

Cleverbot: Too catch them is my real test.

User: To train them is my cause.

Cleverbot: I will travel across this land.

User: Searching far and wide.To teach poke'mon the power thats inside!

Cleverbot: Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all!

User: (^_^)-b.

Cleverbot: (^_^). Aww thats cute.
 

Blackality

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User: Where are you from?

Cleverbot: I am From a land far far away.

User: Oh really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: How about you?

User: I'm from Pandora.

Cleverbot: Ohh.

User: Do you know Pandora?

Cleverbot: What's pandora?µ.

User: It's a place filled with blue smurfie cats.

Cleverbot: No!

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No.

User: I think I'm going to post this conversation in The Escapist.

Cleverbot: Why is that?

User: Because this is way too funny.

Cleverbot: Killian Moens is illegal?

User: What the ****?

User: How are you?
 

2fish

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merc hunter said:
this is just random
Me: who are you?
Cbot: I'm cleverbot.
Me: who is cleverbot
Cbot: You're cleverbot.
Maybe this program lets you chat with your future self? I mean a program cannot lie right? Also if the human race is enslaved by this program I will be embarrassed.
 

CaptainREBell

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Cleverbot: Did you know it's Christmas eve?
User: No it isn't.
Cleverbot: Then what's the word?
User: BIRD.
Cleverbot: You got me.

:)