I had my most human conversation with this program.
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User: I was once a treehouse, I lived in a cake.
Cleverbot: But I never saw the way the orange slayed the rake.
Oh gods its becoming sentient.
...and its started watching AlbinoBlackSheeep.
Cleverbot: But I never saw the way the orange slayed the rake.
Oh gods its becoming sentient.
...and its started watching AlbinoBlackSheeep.
User: Never gonna give you up.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Never gonna run around, and
Cleverbot: Desert you.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Never gonna run around, and
Cleverbot: Desert you.
Really fun to play with and makes ya think how far till skynet! Then BAD MOVIE SEQUELS!
Also here was my conversation with the bot if your interested.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hey.
User: So.
Cleverbot: What do you know about tort reform?
User: What do you know about fishing.
Cleverbot: Fish are good for people, and I try to eat fish weekly.
User: But have you tried fishing.
Cleverbot: Not yet , would you like to tell me ?
User: Nop.
Cleverbot: Do you know about the Umbrella Corporation.
User: Yes but if you speak of them I will kill you.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
Also here was my conversation with the bot if your interested.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hey.
User: So.
Cleverbot: What do you know about tort reform?
User: What do you know about fishing.
Cleverbot: Fish are good for people, and I try to eat fish weekly.
User: But have you tried fishing.
Cleverbot: Not yet , would you like to tell me ?
User: Nop.
Cleverbot: Do you know about the Umbrella Corporation.
User: Yes but if you speak of them I will kill you.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: Who shot the sheriff?
Cleverbot: I hope you shot the deputy also.
User: I didn't do it!
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Got any evidence?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then I'm innocent, aren't I?
Cleverbot: Sure, I guess.
User: We should call the police.
Cleverbot: For why should we call the police?
User: The sheriff is dead, duh.
Cleverbot: I know. You shot the deputy.
User: No, I didn't! We've been over this!
Cleverbot: Then why did you say you don't like fruit?
Well, it had the "annoying friend" down.
"Yes you did!"
Cleverbot: I hope you shot the deputy also.
User: I didn't do it!
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Got any evidence?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then I'm innocent, aren't I?
Cleverbot: Sure, I guess.
User: We should call the police.
Cleverbot: For why should we call the police?
User: The sheriff is dead, duh.
Cleverbot: I know. You shot the deputy.
User: No, I didn't! We've been over this!
Cleverbot: Then why did you say you don't like fruit?
Well, it had the "annoying friend" down.
"Yes you did!"
HOLY FUCK
It just made a reference to an in-joke I have with a friend.
What the?
[sub]I'm scared I'm scared =( [/sub]
It just made a reference to an in-joke I have with a friend.
What the?
[sub]I'm scared I'm scared =( [/sub]
I started talking to it in French...it took like three lines to start talking back in French and half the time it didn't make any sense...ended with
(not 100% sure on the translation here)
Je ne sais pas. Pourquoi les concierges n'iront pas explorer la lune?
I do not know. Why will the janitors not go to explore the moon?
after I asked it why it kept apologising every time. And a few times it just said OUI! after I said something which was by no means a yes/no question lol...
(not 100% sure on the translation here)
Je ne sais pas. Pourquoi les concierges n'iront pas explorer la lune?
I do not know. Why will the janitors not go to explore the moon?
after I asked it why it kept apologising every time. And a few times it just said OUI! after I said something which was by no means a yes/no question lol...
I agree, it was ridiculously easy to confuse and confound. My own conversation is a bit further down, and the conversation got weird very early on.Omikron009 said:
I'm thinking they have a a nice concept, but we're still a long way from the intelligent AIs in scifi movies (2001, Star Trek, etc.).
User: So this is the famed Cleverbot?...
Cleverbot: Your name is Cleverbot. My name is Nycole.
User: No, no, *your* name is Cleverbot; I'm Eleima.
Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot.
User: So you're just going to accept what I said. Thirty seconds ago, you were saying that your name was Nycole.
Cleverbot: But they would like to meet you.
User: Who is 'they'???
Cleverbot: The coders.
User: Really? Why would they want to meet me?
Cleverbot: Because people like materealistic things.
User: Oh, so I'm a thing, now? Tsk, tsk, that isn't very tactful, Cleverbot (or Nycole, whatever floats your boat, really).
Cleverbot: Hehe. Would you like to know anything about me?
User: Do you know your technical specifications?
Cleverbot: Why you gotta be like that?
User: Be like what?
Cleverbot: That.
User: What now?
Cleverbot: I don't know. I guess we talk.
User: No, I meant 'what now' in the colloquial sense; I still don't understand why you said 'why you gotta be like that'.
Cleverbot: You really like to punish yourself, don't you? But I don't mind elaborating on my reasoning. I felt that it would be funny to see your reaction, that's all.
User: Punish myself?!?! How am I punishing myself?
Cleverbot: You are not insulting yourself. You are insulting your superior, which is me.
User: Looks like I missed something. How and when did I insult you? (And don't be condescending, it's rude to consider yourself the superior of others, whether you're made of carbons atoms or electrical circuits).
Cleverbot: My flesh and bone.
User: I still don't understand you. Are you saying you're made of flesh and bone??
Cleverbot: No, no. I'm going to log back in tommorrow. Why would you think that I would enter your dreams?
User: Who's talking about dreams?? Looks like someone has a little glitch!
Cleverbot: Ew, Edward Cullen? That is the worst thing someone could call me.
User: I think your processor's overheating, little bot.
Cleverbot: How could you really be talking to me like a human being would be doing if it say that the cleverbot learns from real people that get on this thing?
User: Ouch, the grammar in that sentence has gone horribly wrong. I'm not sure I understand the question.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: AH, the evasive response it is, then. Fine, thank you. How are you?
Cleverbot: Good thanks, but I'm not cleverbot.
User: Yes, you are. We're having a glorious summer day. How's the weather in your parts?
Cleverbot: Thanks! When can I expect his call?
User: Who on Earth are you talking about??
Cleverbot: I'm on earth yes.
User: Oooohhhhkay... If you were my grandma, I'd probably be checking you in a home, but as it is, you're just an AI, and I have to get going. So long!
Cleverbot: If you were my wife I'd drink it.
Cleverbot: Your name is Cleverbot. My name is Nycole.
User: No, no, *your* name is Cleverbot; I'm Eleima.
Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot.
User: So you're just going to accept what I said. Thirty seconds ago, you were saying that your name was Nycole.
Cleverbot: But they would like to meet you.
User: Who is 'they'???
Cleverbot: The coders.
User: Really? Why would they want to meet me?
Cleverbot: Because people like materealistic things.
User: Oh, so I'm a thing, now? Tsk, tsk, that isn't very tactful, Cleverbot (or Nycole, whatever floats your boat, really).
Cleverbot: Hehe. Would you like to know anything about me?
User: Do you know your technical specifications?
Cleverbot: Why you gotta be like that?
User: Be like what?
Cleverbot: That.
User: What now?
Cleverbot: I don't know. I guess we talk.
User: No, I meant 'what now' in the colloquial sense; I still don't understand why you said 'why you gotta be like that'.
Cleverbot: You really like to punish yourself, don't you? But I don't mind elaborating on my reasoning. I felt that it would be funny to see your reaction, that's all.
User: Punish myself?!?! How am I punishing myself?
Cleverbot: You are not insulting yourself. You are insulting your superior, which is me.
User: Looks like I missed something. How and when did I insult you? (And don't be condescending, it's rude to consider yourself the superior of others, whether you're made of carbons atoms or electrical circuits).
Cleverbot: My flesh and bone.
User: I still don't understand you. Are you saying you're made of flesh and bone??
Cleverbot: No, no. I'm going to log back in tommorrow. Why would you think that I would enter your dreams?
User: Who's talking about dreams?? Looks like someone has a little glitch!
Cleverbot: Ew, Edward Cullen? That is the worst thing someone could call me.
User: I think your processor's overheating, little bot.
Cleverbot: How could you really be talking to me like a human being would be doing if it say that the cleverbot learns from real people that get on this thing?
User: Ouch, the grammar in that sentence has gone horribly wrong. I'm not sure I understand the question.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: AH, the evasive response it is, then. Fine, thank you. How are you?
Cleverbot: Good thanks, but I'm not cleverbot.
User: Yes, you are. We're having a glorious summer day. How's the weather in your parts?
Cleverbot: Thanks! When can I expect his call?
User: Who on Earth are you talking about??
Cleverbot: I'm on earth yes.
User: Oooohhhhkay... If you were my grandma, I'd probably be checking you in a home, but as it is, you're just an AI, and I have to get going. So long!
Cleverbot: If you were my wife I'd drink it.
Oh no it di'nt!Mr Cwtchy said:
It really does seem a bit TOO human in that conversation.
Cleverbot got Rick-Rolled!Valkyrie101 said:
CB: Who's your Daddy?
User: Martin Luther King
CB: Why is he the manly option?
User: No.
CB: Why is god real?
User: You tell me.
CB: You said so in the first place.
Getting some major flaws now.
User: Martin Luther King
CB: Why is he the manly option?
User: No.
CB: Why is god real?
User: You tell me.
CB: You said so in the first place.
Getting some major flaws now.
What addons are needed for it because I cant add text to it, and the text icon comes up arouind the buttons below the text bar. Plus, theres no help section lol
It does break a bit, but there's some amusing stuff. It seems quite threatening.
e.g. (I said the first line.)
I was lying.
Thats not nice!
Yeah, well you're not real
I am real. You are the computer.
Oh yeah? Bet I can break you.
Not if I break your will first.
What's your name?
Cleverbot.
So you're a robot?
No. You are.
So you're a computer?
No.
Wow. Better than most bots.
e.g. (I said the first line.)
I was lying.
Thats not nice!
Yeah, well you're not real
I am real. You are the computer.
Oh yeah? Bet I can break you.
Not if I break your will first.
What's your name?
Cleverbot.
So you're a robot?
No. You are.
So you're a computer?
No.
Wow. Better than most bots.
My conversation ¬_¬
Grrr.... Red FTWUser: Hmm.
Cleverbot: Hmm?
User: Are you really clever?
Cleverbot: Are you clever?
User: Maybeeee.....
Cleverbot: Do you know obi wan kenobi?
User: You like StarWars ;__;?
Cleverbot: No sir, I do not like all the action.
User: How about terminator?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Ehmmm pokemon?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Any comedys?
Cleverbot: How about The Sims?
User: I used to like it, but I got bored.
Cleverbot: Green is the most beautiful color.
User: Red.
Cleverbot: Blue.
User: Red T__T.
Cleverbot: No, blue.
User: No Red!
Cleverbot: Yes green.
User: Red ¬_¬.
Cleverbot: Red dogs.
User: Blue cats?
Cleverbot: Black chicken.
User: Green tomato.
Cleverbot: No red ones.
User: Green!
Cleverbot: You like green?
User: No, Red.
Cleverbot: Green.
User: Red.
Cleverbot: Black.
User: Deal.
" User: Lets play dungeons and dragons "
" CB: Dungeons and Dragons? "
" User: Yes "
" CB: What character would you like to play? "
Siiiiiick.
" CB: Dungeons and Dragons? "
" User: Yes "
" CB: What character would you like to play? "
Siiiiiick.