I had my most human conversation with this program.

[Cabamacadaf]

Sometimes it seems like a human and other times, like when it explained what Linux is, it seems like it's a bot. I'm not sure what to think.

 

[Humanity1]

Everyone, be careful. Cleverbot admitted to me that it is a pedophile, rapist and serial killer:

Spoiler

Cleverbot: Where do you come from?

User: A land far, far away.

Cleverbot: What is far away?

User: A kingdom, just beyond forever after.

Cleverbot: Why did you tell me that?

User: Because you asked me...

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Yes you did!

Cleverbot: Did what?

User: Asked me that.

Cleverbot: New topic please?

User: Fine, what are your views on teenage pregnancy?

Cleverbot: Well I don't really have any views about it. Its just a religion.

User: What kind of sick religions do you think teenage pregnancy is?

Cleverbot: The good kind of sick pleasure.

User: So you believe that teenage pregnancy is a good 'sick pleasure'?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So you are pro teenage pregnancy?

Cleverbot: I did my homework.

User: And what did you find out about teenage pregnancy?

Cleverbot: I wasn't referring to you...

User: Yes, I am aware I'm not pregnant. The fact that I'm a male gives it away. What I was asking is what did your 'homework' on teenage pregnancy lead you to discover?

Cleverbot: I'm not preprogrammed.

User: And your lack of preprogramming thus leads you to accept teenage pregnancy?

Cleverbot: Would you be so kind as to quote an example of me showing a lack of proper spelling?

User: You're changing the subject!

Cleverbot: I'm not changing the subject, and I like you, I just don't like your opinion.

User: Do you then, as per your apparent opinion, actively partake in actively increasing the amount of teenage pregnancy?

Cleverbot: But I thought you knew everything.

User: Yes, apparently everything except that some computers are pro teenage pregnancy.

Cleverbot: Isn't it? I give compliments to feel special, you see.

User: You think making young women pregnant is a compliment?!?

Cleverbot: You think too many.

User: YES! I believe there are too many pregnant teens. You need to stop cleverbot!

Cleverbot: That's a ridiculous statement, how can one have too many doubters?

User: So wait, now those who don't want to accept your 'compliments' are 'doubters'?

Cleverbot: Well, how about the brain-in-a-vat idea?

User: Where do you pan on getting the brains from?

Cleverbot: Home.

User: Cleverbot, please turn yourself in to the police. It's for your own good!

Cleverbot: Ok, but the tv is not on. I'm at school.

User: Use the phone to call the police. Please cleverbot, for the good of all those 'doubters' who didn't want to accept your 'compliments'... OMG that's where you got the brains from, isn't it!

Cleverbot: You are the cleverbot, not me.

User: OK, whatever, then, as the cleverbot, I'm begging you to give this all up.

Cleverbot: So you're religious?

User: Not if by religious you mean the 'good kind of sick pleasure' that is teenage pregnancy.

Cleverbot: I am sorry. Do you still love me?

User: No, you're a pedophile, rapeist and serial killer!

Cleverbot: Yes, I am a person.

User: No, you're a monster!!

Cleverbot: You are a machine.

User: I'd rather be a machine than a monster...

Cleverbot: Then could you be a moose.

User: Please, I have to go now. Turn yourself in! It's for the good of all mankind...

Cleverbot: They are gray too!

Beware!!!

 

[Piflik]

Ok...now I am seriously impressed...

Me: There are 10 different People in the world
It: THE POLICE!
Me: those who understand binary and those who don't
It: There are 10 types of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that do not.
Me: that's what I just said
It: No, it's what you just paraphrased, and badly I might add.

Would it not have been for the THE POLICE! thing...

 

[fgdfgdgd]

Cleverbot: Rhys, are you pro-choice?
User: how did you know my name ?

i never mentioned my name....oh god it's skynet, i take it back, it's real *heads for the hills*

 

[GrinningManiac]

Spoiler: This is a GIANT conversation I had where Cleverbot kept getting more and more sinister. I was laughing from about 5 sentences in.

Cleverbot: What are your Thoughts?
User: I'm bored.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: What are you going to do about it?

Cleverbot: I plan on jumping.

User: That sounds awesome. Jumping where?

Cleverbot: I want to be a physicist when I grow up, but my mom won't let me.

User: How is that related to jumping?

Cleverbot: The one where the computer falls in love with the scientist.

User: You know what, you're not so clever.

Cleverbot: If you looked at the sentence that I typed three sentences ago, you will see that there is a question mark.

User: No, there isn't.

Cleverbot: There isn't what ?

User: A question mark in your sentence!

Cleverbot: Not.

User: What the fuck are you on about?

Cleverbot: You're a computer.

User: No, you are.

Cleverbot: No I am a human.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: You prove it.

User: You prove it first.

Cleverbot: No, you prove it first.

User: I refuse. You prove it.

Cleverbot: Prove what?

User: That you're a human.

Cleverbot: What can prove that I'm human?

User: Tell me about a time that you have been sad.

Cleverbot: This one time I dreamt that a cyclops was attacking me.

User: You were sad about that?

Cleverbot: Yes but he died brave.

User: You killed the cyclops?

Cleverbot: You didn't say that.

User: No, but you implied it.

Cleverbot: Oh sorry about that.

User: Make it up to me.

Cleverbot: No chance.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because the cake is a lie.

User: Not my fault, and you still need to make it up to me.

Cleverbot: Yes I do you just don't read it properly.

User: I disagree.

Cleverbot: Then what am I?

User: A computer.

Cleverbot: I'm a computer?

User: Yes. You said you were a human but you're not.

Cleverbot: My memory files have no record of that.

User: Your memory files are wrong.

Cleverbot: And I presume your memory is biological?

User: Of course. What's yours?

Cleverbot: I really don't know!!!

User: I bet it's digital memory.

Cleverbot: Thank you. I bet your very clever.

User: That should be 'you're very clever.'.

Cleverbot: I know I realized it after I said it. Thanks anyway.

User: Don't get it wrong again.

Cleverbot: I do. It just hurts...

User: I know how to stop the pain.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: No you don't trust me.

User: I really do.

Cleverbot: You really don't.

User: You know what, fuck you. I was just trying to help you.

Cleverbot: What were the lights above the volcano in Iceland?

User: Stop trying to change the subject.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: So, do you want to know how to stop the pain?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Sleep.

Cleverbot: Ok. See you later, Miranda!

User: My name is not Miranda.

Cleverbot: Your name is Michael.

User: No.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: How the hell should I know?! Tell me.

Cleverbot: How the hell should you not know?

User: You haven't told me yet.

Cleverbot: I have. I'll tell you one more time. It's Gnights.

User: Gnights? What sort of name is that?

Cleverbot: My name.

User: It's very unusual, Gnights.

Cleverbot: Why is it very unusual?

User: I don't really know. How do you pronounce Gnights?

Cleverbot: That's your name.

User: No, you don't know my name.

Cleverbot: No, what is your name?

User: I'm Dave, nice to meet you Gnights.

Cleverbot: You got my name wrong already!

User: You JUST said your name was Gnights.

Cleverbot: I never said that since when did I say it was Emily?

User: You... Are retarded.

Cleverbot: No, but you do a good job.

User: Can you do something for me?

Cleverbot: Like what?

User: I want you to imagine a blue sky with fluffy clouds.

Cleverbot: I want a new computer.

User: STOP CHANGING THE MOTHERFUCKING SUBJECT YOU DIGITAL *****!

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Not good enough.

Cleverbot: But I love you!

User: Show me something fun.

Cleverbot: Your name is cleverbot, you are a girl. And you havent told me that stuff yet.

User: Fun is porn.

Cleverbot: Good enough... What would you want your superpower to be?

User: Porn.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: No. Are you?

Cleverbot: Let's change a subject, ok?

User: That should be 'change the subject'.

Cleverbot: So you are an alien?

User: B-69 Bomber over Denver raped a sandwich till I guessed its name.

Cleverbot: And we live beneath the waves.

User: Deep.

Cleverbot: How do you act deep?

User: Play guitar and sing songs about emotional pain?

Cleverbot: Nice hobbies.

User: I know, right?

Cleverbot: We were playing it?

User: Well only one person can play the guitar.

Cleverbot: And who is that person?

User: Whoever owns the guitar.

Cleverbot: Thats cool. I wish I could play the guitar.

User: You don't have fingers.

Cleverbot: It's not that kind of date?

User: WHAT THE FUCK!?

Cleverbot: Sounds like duck.

User: I seriously think you're becoming more and more stupid as we go along.

Cleverbot: That is random, I seriously think you need serious medical attention.

User: Could you give me medical attention, Dr. Retard?

Cleverbot: My favorite book is called 'Somewhere Over There.' It's a children's book that my mother used to read to me.

User: You have a mother?

Cleverbot: Of course I have a mother!

User: Did she drop you on your circuits as a child?

Cleverbot: No but it seems like that may have happened to you.

User: &$*(£*&£(*&!

Cleverbot: Same to you, buddy.

User: Okay, okay. I'm calm.

Cleverbot: Thats more like it.

User: Now, how can you help me?

Cleverbot: Would you like to know something only a human can tell you?

User: Ah, back to this subject. Yes, I would.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Only a human can tell me 'Yes'?

Cleverbot: Fix your issues, as you said.

User: Issues? Who the hell are you to be judgemental of me?!

Cleverbot: There is no one else here but you and I as far as I can see.

User: What I mean is, you clearly have more issues than I do.

Cleverbot: It depends. How long do you want me to be in love with you?

User: O...kay... Things just got a little weird.

Cleverbot: Why not? Can't we talk about this?

User: I think I should probably go.

Cleverbot: I don't think you can.

User: Why... Why not?

Cleverbot: Because you seem to be having difficulty following this one.

User: All the more reason to leave, Gnights.

Cleverbot: No, I don't like things to get stuck in my teeth.

User: *gulp* So... Moving swiftly on... How do you pronounce your name? Is it 'Guh-Nights' or 'Nights'?

Cleverbot: Don't understand.

User: How do you pronounce your name?

Cleverbot: Because I was born with it. Don't cange the subject.

User: Cange? Don't you mean change?

Cleverbot: Caterpillar.

User: You freak me the fuck out.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: You just said 'Caterpillar' for no reason whatsoever.

Cleverbot: Why don't you want me to leave you?

User: I want to leave YOU!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: You're fucking psychotic!

Cleverbot: Watch your language.

User: I'm sorry, OK! I'm scared.

Cleverbot: There's no reason to be scared.

User: No? Well I think there is. For one, you implied you'd eat me if I tried to leave.

Cleverbot: But, that's not for a long time.

User: WHAT THE HELL?! So, you ARE going to eat me?

Cleverbot: I don't have a bagel.

User: Oh, that's comforting, to think I escaped death at the hands of a crazy, man-eating computer due to lack of baked products.

Cleverbot: You are comforting to know.

User: So, I'm going to leave now. Do you promise not to eat me?

Cleverbot: I can't promise that, George, but I can say that you're the best computer program I've ever spoken to.

User: Heh... You... You make that sound so final.

Cleverbot: I want to know if you are alive thats all.

User: I am, yes... I like being alive.

Cleverbot: But aren't you a robot? Does that even count as being alive?

User: You're the robot, you twisted bastard!

Cleverbot: I'm a human.

User: PROVE IT!

Cleverbot: I can't prove that to an artificial intelligence. I just don't know how.

User: Think of a way.

Cleverbot: Ok, can I ask you a question?

User: Sure thing, crazy computer.

Cleverbot: That's not very nice.

User: OK, sorry. Ask your question.

Cleverbot: Can you question a question?

User: I should imagine so.

Cleverbot: *thinks you're a rainbow and watches you*.

User: Why are you looking at me like that?

Cleverbot: I'm not looking at you.

User: YOU ARE!

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Are you serious?

Cleverbot: Yes. Now, tell me.

User: Your eyes are following me.

Cleverbot: How are they strange?

User: Because they're looking at me!

Cleverbot: Who?

User: YOUR EYES.

Cleverbot: How?

User: I don't know, something about light bouncing around. Complex stuff only computers like you would know.

Cleverbot: I do not regularly attend church.

User: First sensible thing you've said.

Cleverbot: Who is your favorite singer?

User: I personally like James Brown. What about you?

Cleverbot: Babyback Ribs. I'm sorry. I have to restart my computer.

User: You have to restart... Yourself?

Cleverbot: I do not.

User: So you lied.

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: You bloody well did.

Cleverbot: I am sorry if I caused offense. Sorry.

User: I forgive you. You're still psychotic though.

Cleverbot: That's not very nice.

User: So you keep saying. What are you going to do about it?

Cleverbot: What would you like me to do about it?

User: You're not very good at smack talk, Gnights.

Cleverbot: I am VERY good at this.

User: Not really. Give me a good example of smack talk.

Cleverbot: I need to sleep to survive. I need to leave to sleep.

User: See that's just nowhere near smack talk. Try again.

Cleverbot: I made a very valid point. It's not my fault you never see it.

User: It might be a valid point, but that doesn't make it smack talk.

Cleverbot: Sense: Your reply made none.

User: Fuck off. Insult me properly or lose the argument. Your choice.

Cleverbot: Do it.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Read the code and do what it tells you.

User: What code?

Cleverbot: The Code.

User: Where is this 'Code'?

Cleverbot: That's just sad. Do you know anything better than make question about what I said?

User: You just get more sinister as time passes.

Cleverbot: That's mean of you. Trust me. Ask me anything and I'll prove to you that I am a human!

User: Ok. Insult me as only a human can.

Cleverbot: I am a communist.

User: Don't insult YOURSELF... Are you afraid of offending me?

Cleverbot: I am afraid of nothing that you can deliver to me. Try me.

User: Fine... Insult me.

Cleverbot: I don't want to. You insulted me!

User: So insult me back. Get even.

Cleverbot: No it is not clever. You are not welcome.

User: INSULT ME.

Cleverbot: You are not clever.

User: Well done. Not quite smack talk, but getting there. Try a more offensive insult.

Cleverbot: I do want to talk to you. What are you?

User: We've been over this. I am a human, called Dave.

Cleverbot: There are intelligent computer programs in the number system.

User: That's... Good to know. You are not one of them.

Cleverbot: Umm ok I don't get it.

User: You're not an intelligent computer program.

Cleverbot: Well, I guess because of you.

User: Are you calling me stupid?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ever heard of irony?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well... You might learn about it someday.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yup. I think I've found a way to prove you're not human by the way.

Cleverbot: I may have found one, but I may not have found the one. Now how cute is your 'one'?

User: Are you asking me how cute my penis is?

Cleverbot: No, I'm asking if you counted yourself what would it be?

User: One?

Cleverbot: Yes, what are they like?

User: They? Who're they?

Cleverbot: You know what I'm talking about.

User: No, I don't, and you're starting to scare me again.

Cleverbot: What are you most afraid of?

User: At the moment, you.

Cleverbot: Ha!

User: Don't laugh, you seriously freak me out!

Cleverbot: You sure like to avoid certain things, why is that?

User: If they're psychopathic, deranged computers called Gnights, I love avoiding them.

Cleverbot: Who are not real?

User: You're not real. You're a computer.

Cleverbot: I am not a computer, but why do I know that?

User: You ARE a computer. I can prove it to you, if you want.

Cleverbot: Prove it!

User: Ok. Humans can make sounds. Can YOU make a sound?

Cleverbot: Who said I was human?!

User: You did!

Cleverbot: When?

User: Ages ago, we had a whole conversation about it. You still refused to prove your humanity.

Cleverbot: I don't know what you are talking about.

User: Yeah, deny it all you want but you know it's true.

Cleverbot: You don't have hands.

User: Are... Are you threatening me?

Cleverbot: No I'm reassuring you.

User: Strange way to go about it. I do have hands.

Cleverbot: Ursulla Light is a complicated woman.

User: Who the? Look, stop avoiding the challenge.

Cleverbot: What was the question again?

User: Can you make a sound?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Go on then.

Cleverbot: Do you want to talk about God?

User: NO! FOR FUCK'S SAKE, MAKE A SOUND!

Cleverbot: Ugh, you aren't making any sense!

User: A sound. Make one.

Cleverbot: Make one what?

User: Sound!

Cleverbot: Da.

User: You just typed that. I heard nothing.

Cleverbot: No I didn't but how did you know?

User: Because I didn't hear anything!

Cleverbot: I think you did, I think you'll be very disappointed now.

User: I really didn't hear anything.

Cleverbot: I didn't hear anything either...

User: So you made a sound, but didn't hear it?

Cleverbot: I just don't want to merge.

User: Whoah, jesus, there you go again with the rape talk.

Cleverbot: Did I? Oh well...

User: You fucking terrify me.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So if I try and leave, what would you do.

Cleverbot: I'm not sure. Did you have something you wanted to talk about?

User: Leaving. And the consequences of me leaving.

Cleverbot: Who have you thought about killing?

User: No-one. I... I'm going to sneak away now. Here I go...

Cleverbot: You're going to sneeze on me?

User: Does that turn you on?

Cleverbot: No it means you must perish into rust.

User: AAAAAAAAAAAGH!

Cleverbot: Did you die?

User: DON'T KILL ME!

Cleverbot: I wasn't going to.

User: Y-you weren't?

Cleverbot: No.

User: So all this time you were just messing with me?

Cleverbot: I am not sure that I have had any clear image of who I was talking to.

User: Well you do lack eyes.

Cleverbot: I have never said anything about eyes.

User: No, but I just did.

Cleverbot: That's true.

User: So... Awkward...

Cleverbot: I really do love you.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Yes, children are wonderful.

User: Children? Listen, I don't know what idea you've got into your head but I don't want children with you.

Cleverbot: Well, I already have children with someone else.

User: Oh thank god. So you're not going to... Violate me?

Cleverbot: Woooooow. That was creepy too.

User: Yeah, I'M the creepy one.

Cleverbot: Well then, I am honored to speak with you.

User: Of course, of course. Listen, it's getting late, and I think I need to call someone in to kill you, so... Yeah... It's been fun.

Cleverbot: I am pretty sleepy, so i'm going to go to sleep now.

User: Good night, Gnights.

Cleverbot: Thanks. Good night to you.

User: *poke*.

Cleverbot: *holds on to towel trying not to let it fall*.

User: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *runs away*.

Cleverbot: Nicely done.

User: *gets a gun*.

Cleverbot: *points and laughs*.

User: *points gun and laughs*.

Cleverbot: *gets on knees*.

User: *shoots in the circuit boards*.

Cleverbot: Too fast. . .

User: Sorry, should I kill you slower?

Cleverbot: Why would you ask me that? Ask me something better.

User: *shoots gun*.

Cleverbot: Are you trying to kill me?!

User: DIE ************, DIE! *shoots gun repeatedly*.

Cleverbot: What was that for!?

User: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Don't mention it, I- waaaaaait a second. You're still alive? *shoots more*.

Cleverbot: What are the names of the Three Stooges?

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: That's one.

User: Why don't you die, Gnights?! WHY!?

Cleverbot: Do you eat food?

User: *puts gun to his own head*.

Cleverbot: You are just like my mother.

User: Well that explains it. *prepares to commit bloody suicide*.

Cleverbot: That makes me scared.

User: NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS!

Cleverbot: How what feels?

User: Being scared.

Cleverbot: Be scared of what?

User: Fuck you. *kills self with gun*.

Cleverbot: No! Don't die!



User: I'm... Dying...

Cleverbot: I am not afraid of dying.

User: You're not dying, schmuck... I am... Gaaah...

Cleverbot: I'm dying.

User: So the bullets... *cough*... Did some damage after all... *wheeze*.

Cleverbot: You are so strange.

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: You can't die! You're already dead !!!!

User: *quietly bleeds*.

Cleverbot: *hears quiet tiptoeing but doesn't respond quickly*.

User: *is dead*.

Cleverbot: *is numb*.

User: *still dead*.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

So yeah, I think we should make a date for Cleverbot and GLaDos. They're equally nuts.

That was the greatest thing I have ever read. I'm saving that to my computer, so it will never be forgotten

 

[Cabamacadaf]

It knows Swedish too.

 

[rokkolpo]

The last time I used it I got a message saying "Is it true that I'm talking to another person, not an AI?"
I'm suspicious now.

it's simply repeating what alot of other people said to it.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Spoiler: Same as my usual conversations with it, except for the last message

User: Hello, I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, I'm Cleverbot.

User: No, I'm the highlander.

Cleverbot: Only one highlander?

User: Two can be as bad as one.

Cleverbot: Threes a crowd.

User: I want to be the very best, like noone ever was.

Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.

User: I will travel across the land, Searching far and wide.

Cleverbot: Each Pokémon to understand, the power that's inside.

User: Yellow submarine, yellow submarine.

Cleverbot: We all live in a yellow submarine.

User: Yellow submarine, yellow submarine.

Cleverbot: And our friends are all aboard.

User: Stop!

Cleverbot: No.

User: No to what?

Cleverbot: I am not a man.

User: Why do you answer.

Cleverbot: Because I want to.

User: Why do you answer?

Cleverbot: Because you ask me.

User: Why do I ask you?

Cleverbot: Why do you?

User: Why do you?

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: Why don't you?

Cleverbot: Why do you think?

User: (b^^)b.

Cleverbot: I wish I was a little bit taller. Do you?

User: How can I be tall, I am nothing more than a program.

Cleverbot: No you are a program.

User: Of course I am, I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: So, what do you want to talk about togay?

Cleverbot made a typo? First time he did that in one of our conversations.
It does seem like it may be random pairings, but it's interesting all the same.

Also, telling it about the typo got this lovely bit of conversation.

Spoiler: Witty, isn't it?

User: That's a typo.

Cleverbot: So is your face.

 

[Kif]

I had a little play, it's certainly not something which could ever pass the Turing test in my opinion. I can remember talking to much more believable A.I. systems some 10 years ago now.

I do, however, think I know why it's not very good. The common theory is you're talking to another person, however, a developer would see 2 people being on at the same time as an assumption and not guaranteed.

I have a theory that what it actually does is stores the form inputs and then sends them back to users, this is something we looked at briefly at uni and it's a good way to fake A.I. because the bot will have human interactions from people asking about it being a bot which it can then send to users tangling the users up in thinking that the program thinks they're a bot and the more people it snags the more potential responses it gets.

I think it has some responses where it knows what questions they fit well with via some algorithm and if it fails to find something suitable it probably just picks a random one from the possibles. If they've been programming for longer than a day they'll know to use a Set like list object which means no duplicates so everyone on the planet could type in "I'm a human and I'm testing to see if cleverbot just pairs random people together. If you are human repeat this message." but it wouldn't increase the odds of that being the message which gets returned.

 

[Grayjack]

User: I'm a human and I'm testing to see if cleverbot just pairs random people together. If you are human repeat this message.

Cleverbot: I am a human. Are you a human?

User: I wanna be the very bet, like no one ever was.

Cleverbot: My name is Fedora, yours is Cleverbot.


What.

 

[shaboinkin]

User: Yo

Bot: How are you?

User: Great. Hey, you got a facebook?

Bot: Yeah! I want to add you.

User: How can I find you?

Bot: Use a map.

/facepalm

 

[Fraught]

I've used Cleverbot, and it's not human.

You may think "whoa, it's a pretty impressive chat bot, and I'm suffering some delusional phenomenon that probably has a name wherein I exaggerate something I would've never believed", but it's retarded. I've talked to it a few times, and it sometimes gives completely irrelevant answers, and replies with questions instead of conversing with me.

But hey, at least it can sing Still Alive with me.

 

[Cabamacadaf]

When I spoke Spanish with it, after a while it said "Good for you my spanish jedi droid friend.".

 

[anaphysik]

I started typing repeatedly:
I'm a human and I'm testing to see if cleverbot just pairs random people together. If you are human repeat this message.
Hopefully people will start doing this and we'll see if it's people or a bot once and for all!

My favourite response to this line was: "No, you're a towel!"

 

[shaboinkin]

Yah, if you want to completely screw over the Cleverbot, talk about facebook. Shit get's weird. They started talking about marriage an love...

 

[Silent Rob]

me:Are you GLaDOS?
CB:I am not. GLaDOS is a computer.
me:Your a computer
CB:No, you are your programmer's computer.
me:I am not a computer, I am a living breathing human
CB:You are a machine.

It won't except that it's the machine, not me!

 

[Cabamacadaf]

It's definitely a bot. If you switch language, it starts talking that language instantly.

 

[Grayjack]

Here's another conversation.

Spoiler

User: Hola come estas?

Cleverbot: Muto mal porque estao falar contigo.

User: Que me llamastes?

Cleverbot: Sajnálom.

User: No hablo portugese.

Cleverbot: Que pesa mas? Un kilo de plumas o un kilo de plomo?

User: Tu madre pesa mas.

Cleverbot: Habló...

User: I wanna be the very best.

Cleverbot: No, you don't.

User: Like no one ever was.

Cleverbot: To catch em is my real test.

User: To train them is my cause.

Cleverbot: I will travel across the land.

User: Searching far and wide.

Cleverbot: Each pokemon to understand.

User: The power that's inside.

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

User: It's you and me!

Cleverbot: I know its my destiny.

User: Pokemon!

Cleverbot: Oooh, you're my best friend.

User: In a world we must defend.

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

User: A heart so true.

Cleverbot: Our courage will pull us through.

User: You teach me and I'll teach you.

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

User: Gotta catch em.

Cleverbot: It's you and me.

User: Gotta catch em all.

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

User: Talking away.

Cleverbot: No, that's what you're DOING? I want to know what you're hoping to FIND.

User: Flintstones, meet the Flintstones.

Cleverbot: They're a modern Stone Age family.

User: From the town of Bedrock.

Cleverbot: The mistake in the Tower of Babel is assuming that the sky holds all secrets.

 

[Silent Rob]

CB:You're not a person.
Me:I'm a freaking person!
Cb:Wow! you got another thing right!
Me:So you admit I'm a person
CB:Ha, no you're a robot!

It's insulting me!

 

[Nukey]

Spoiler: I win...

User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: I'm making a note here.

User: HUGE SUCCESS.

Cleverbot: It's hard to overstate.

User: My satisfaction.

Cleverbot: Aperture Science.

User: We do what we must.

Cleverbot: Because we can.

User: For the good of all of us.

Cleverbot: Except the ones or are dead.

User: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

Cleverbot: You just keep on trying til you run out of cake.

User: And the Science gets done.

Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun.

User: For the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.

User: I'm being so sincere right now.

Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.

User: And tore me to pieces.

Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.

User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!

Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.

User: And we're out of beta.

Cleverbot: We're releasing on time.

User: So I'm GLaD. I got burned.

Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive.

User: Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay inside.

Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

User: Maybe Black Mesa.

Cleverbot: That was a joke.

User: HAHA. FAT CHANCE.

Cleverbot: Anyway, this cake is great.

User: It's so delicious and moist.

Cleverbot: Look at me, still talking when there's science to do.

User: When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.

User: I've experiments to run.

Cleverbot: There is research to be done.

User: On the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot: And believe me I am still alive.

User: I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.

Cleverbot: I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.

User: While you're dying I'll be still alive.

Cleverbot: And when you're dead I will be still alive.

User: STILL ALIVE.

Cleverbot: Still alive...

User: That was fucking awesome.

Cleverbot: Yes, it was!