I hate it... I love it!

[NeoAC]

I like rap music, except when they mention jail, the world and hoes. Oh wait.......

I hate sobriety.

 

[Malkavian]

I love sobriety, for it makes for a more healthy body.

I hate girls who leads you on, but never actually goes into a relationship.

 

[Berethond]

I love girls who lead you on, but... never....]
I CAN'T DO IT!!!!!

I hate Longshot.
(in a very nice and friendly way, of course)

 

[Malkavian]

I love me! I'm the best!

I hate the children's television they make these days.

 

[HyruleanHyroe]

I love the children's television they make these days. The Backyardigans and Lazytown FTW!

I hate vienna sausages, which, incidentally, contain less pork than any other meat.

 

[jayjaydoubleyou]

I love them because I'm vegan, the less meat the better.

I hate having to make hard decisions, they never stop.

 

[ZomgSharkz]

I love having to make hard decisions. Someone's got to do it, and if I make the right choice everything thinks I'm great or something.

I hate biting into what I think is a chocolate chip cookie, just to find out it's a horrible disgusting oatmeal raisin cookie.

 

[Berethond]

I love biting into what I think is a chocolate chip cookie, just to find out it's a lovely, yummy oatmeal raisin cookie because I don't like chocolate.

I hate chocolate.

 

[stormcaller]

I love chocolate, it's the only brown food that is not meat,soup or vegetables! ( I think)

I hate pounding nails into my head with a sledgehammer

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

I love pounding nails into my head with a sledge hammer it makes me look like pinhead and i kill people while dressed as him.

I hate my peter.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

I, however, love your peter because he annoys you.

I hate being tackled by three hundred pound men.

 

[HyruleanHyroe]

I love being tackled by 300 pound men. It pays millions!

I hate bulletproof glass.

 

[terribleyetfun]

I love bullet proof glass it stops the angry mobs From killing me

I hate spontaneously combusting

 

[000Ronald]

I love spontaniously combusting! It burns those calories!

I hate calories...

 

[stormcaller]

I love calories, because I've forgotten what their meant to count! (sugar or fat?)


I hate pshyco killey monkeys, sticking sharp needles into me as I sleep and when I wake up slapping me with a large frozen fish.

 

[Chaz D]

I love psycho killer monkeys, sticking sharp needles into me as I sleep and when I wake up slapping me with a large frozen fish, because I'm a massive fetishist. And monkey enthusiast.

I hate nazis.

 

[000Ronald]

I love natzis; if not for them, who would we kill in Call of Duty and Metal of Honor?

Ironically, I hate the Metal of Honor series...

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

I love the Medal of Honor series. How else am I meant to show Americans that they can't spell?

I hate color (but love colour).

 

[000Ronald]

I love color! It makes things see-ee...ee...

I hate making up words (like Metal or see-ee-ee)...