I hate it... I love it!

[jayjaydoubleyou]

I love doing my taxes, all those numbers and the tedium...ohhh the tedium.

I hate being able to feel love.

 

[revolverwolf]

I love being able to feel love. I just don't know why...

I hate not having a joke to put here.

 

[stormcaller]

I love not having a joke to put here the sheer irony of it!

I hate avocado

 

[LewsTherin]

I love avocado, Guacamole!

I hate elephant cavalry.

 

[Berethond]

I love elephant cavalry! They're so manly.

I hate you. Yes, YOU!!!

 

[terribleyetfun]

I love me,yes,me because I`m a great person

I hate people looking over my shoulder while I`m working

 

[NeoAC]

I love people looking over my should while I'm working, it breaks up the monotony of work with acts of random violence when I turn around and bop the onlookers in the nose.

I hate hot lava.

 

[Viking Moose]

I love hot lava, it made Darth Vader wear an AWESOME suit.

I hate it when I can't come up with anything to hate.

 

[ninjapuma42]

i love it when I can't come up with anything to hate.

i hate frying pans to the face

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I love frying pans to the face because they give me an erection.

I hate it when I can't come up with anything to love.

 

[jayjaydoubleyou]

I love it when I can't, I'm a moraless bastard.

I hate mobile phones.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I love mobile phones, because they connect me to all two of my friends.

I hate being a virgin.

 

[LewsTherin]

I love being a virgin, it gives me a +2 to hit!

I hate anthrax

 

[preachersaul]

I love anthrax, it means i can leave this depressing mortal coil and take you all with me BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I hate public speaking.

 

[RufusMcLaser]

I love public speaking, it makes me feel important. I hate friend eggs.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I love friend eggs because I don't know what they are, and ignorance is bliss.

I hate fat women in tiny thongs.

 

[Avalanche91]

I love fat women in tiny thongs cause they make me look sexy

I hate wii-music....

 

[NeoAC]

I love wii-music! It's just one more reason why I own a 360! (Although my bro owns a Wii, so I still get to play Smash)

I hate North Korea.

 

[HyruleanHyroe]

I love North Korea. It's those damn South Koreans I can't stand.

....I hate South Korea.

 

[DoW Lowen]

But South Korea exports good pickled lettuce.

I hate laggy internet.