I hate it... I love it!

[Deleric]

I love getting banned by mods for no reason because I am an Emo.

I hate Pi.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I love Pi, because it's the first two-thirds of Pie, and Pie is delicious.

I hate contracting herpes. And AIDS.

 

[ninjapuma42]

i love contracting herpes And AIDS because without them what would the world b like

i hate hobos

 

[the fifth]

i love hobos after all you are supposed to love yourself.

i hate unspecified background character #3

 

[ZomgSharkz]

I love unspecified background character #3, he makes a great meat-shield

I hate crying babies on an airplane...

 

[HyruleanHyroe]

I love crying 'babies!' on an airplane. It makes for an interesting conversation starter.

I hate spicy brown mustard on rye.

 

[Deleric]

I love spicy brown mustard on rye. It's a great fly killer.

I hate your ass.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I love your ass because it feels warm and tight against my man-staff.

I hate it when someone crushes my testicles.

 

[TheIr0nMike]

I love it when someone crushes my testicles... What, you don't?

I hate getting anally sexed by someone with a 12 inch dick

 

[HyruleanHyroe]

I love getting anally sexed by someone with a 12 inch dick. 10 inches minimum.

I hate poo-gas.

 

[000Ronald]

I love people who stab me! It's great to take out your agression on a mugger by breaking every bone in his body!

I hate clowns. They scare me...I keep thinking they're going to rip my arm off...(cookie for the reference)

 

[Scarecrow38]

I love when Rogues do it from behind... because I'm thinking of you instead of him...

I hate Jar Jar Binks.

 

[ZomgSharkz]

I love Jar Jar Binks, he's a squishy defenseless thing that you can take your anger out on.

I hate coping down 5 pages of notes that I know I'll never look at again.

 

[LewsTherin]

I love coping down 5 pages of notes that I know I'll never look at again, it gives me an emergency supply of combustibles.

I hate boiling kittens.

 

[HyruleanHyroe]

I love boiling kittens. God damn, who wouldn't?!

I hate the new Taco Bell Cheesy Bacon Gordita Crunch majigger.

 

[Klagermeister]

I love the new Taco Bell Cheesy Bacon Cordita Chrunch majigger because... Wait, what?

I hate Navi from Ocarina of Time.

 

[NeoAC]

I love Navi from Ocarina of Time, Trying to hit her with the sword makes me feel like Luke Skywalker.

I hate supersillious bad-ass action girls.

 

[WastedHero]

I love supersillious bad-ass action girls. All I have to say is "No women has ever tamed me!" Instant lay...

I hate doing my taxes.