I hate it... I love it!

[buggy65]

I love it when I'm too sexy for my shirt, ooh so sexy it hurts.
I hate sperm in my sandwich

 

[Lord Beautiful]

You... you bastard.

I... love sperm in my sandwhich because it adds depth to the flavor.

I hate being done from behind by big muscular men.

 

[sniper0501]

I love being done from behind by big muscular men because i then have a good reason to put as many bullets in my brain as possible.

I hate when pedophiles rape my wife whom i love.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I love it when pedophiles rape my wife who I love because it proves they aren't really pedophiles.

I hate abstinence.

 

[Berethond]

I love abstinence, it gives me a wonderful excuse for all those fat chicks.

I hate gay buttsecks.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I love gay buttsecks because it makes me feel special on the inside.

I hate Kathy Griffin.

 

[sniper0501]

I love kathy griffin because i like comedy and think her act is good enough.

I hate getting raped and murdered by gay murderers.

 

[Berethond]

I love getting murdered by murderers, life's over! Vacation! WOOHOO!

I love Miley Cyrus.

 

[sniper0501]

Er.....the person about me said "i love(not hate) miley cyrus".

i HATE getting beheaded (haveing my head removed).

 

[the fifth]

i love being beheaded my head and i were talking about a trial seperation any way
i hate not knowing what to say

 

[COR 2000]

I love not knowing what to say and leaving the Ice intact.
I hate Rotten-butter and his Anti-COR army!

 

[Ruzzian Roulette]

I love Rotten Butter and his Anti-COR army because his post count is higher than mine.

I hate France.

 

[COR 2000]

I love france for their wines.

I hate mid-terms!

 

[HyruleanHyroe]

I love mid-terms. They're yet another excuse to justify my uncontrollable caffeine addiction!

I really hate CHARGIN MAH LAZAR though.

 

[NeoAC]

I love CHARGIN MY LAZAR! It always leads to FIRIN MY LAZAR, which always leads to stuff blowing up, which makes me happy.

I hate Mother Teresa.

 

[Life-as-we-know-it]

I love Mother Teresa because she's a Romanion catholic nun and isn't afraid of anything.
I hate bagels

 

[revolverwolf]

I love bagels. I wish I knew what they were though.

I hate the person before me.

 

[the fifth]

i love the person before me. i love him so much i could eat him. now then if you would just step into this barbecue sauce bathtub here

i hate self help books

 

[Deleric]

I love self help books because they prove that the human race needs books for that kind of thing.

I hate Myspace.

 

[ElephantGuts]

I love myspace because... I can't do it I hate myspace too. Fine. I love myspace because...I can completely distance myself from it and forget it exists?

I hate you people.