I hate it... I love it!

[ellimist337]

I love anti-pedophilia legislation. It means I can take off my protective metal pants.

I hate apartments that smell of rich mahogany.

 

[Higurashi]

I love apartments that smell of rich mahogany! They have such a natural feeling to them, and the rich scent is so invigorating!

I really hate snails fried in chocolate though..

 

[HyruleanHyroe]

I looooove snails fried in chocolate. Swiss-French-Cajun cuisine is orgasmic!

But what I reeeally hate is the comparatively low nutritional value of iceburg lettuce.

 

[DoW Lowen]

Iceburg Lettuce? You can live off that thing, I love it.

I hate myself.

 

[Mythbhavd]

I love myself because, well...obviously, I'm me!

I hate raisins.

 

[Jonathan Hexley]

Never tried raisins.

I love Rock Band.

I dislike Metallica.

However, I do hate the Jonas Brothers.

 

[DoW Lowen]

I hate the Jonas Brothers too... I know I know I'm breaking the rules, I just can't do it. I can't do it. I just can't... *puts shotgun between teeth* I'm sorry... wait but I do love how vulnerable to bullets they are... yay...

Anyway, I hate the Space Marine Grey Knight rush with a Chaplain attached to increase health regeneration.

 

[HyruleanHyroe]

I love needlessly long and complicated sentences!

But I hate Atari.

 

[Wolf Blade]

I love Atari! Because I... sorry, I can't do this with a straight face.
I hate the slow update rate on forums.

 

[NeoAC]

I love the slow update time on forums! It gives me time to do useful things, like cure cancer, end global warming and work on a good version of Alone In The Dark.

What I really hate though, is bottled water.

 

[000Ronald]

I love bottled water! It's like regular tap water, only more expensive! That means it's better, right? Right....

I hate getting ripped off...

 

[terribleyetfun]

I love getting ripped off It makes me feel like i`m giving to charity without the good karma

I hate sunlight...

 

[000Ronald]

I love sunlight! It makes things bright, and gives plants the means to produce food through photosynthysis.

I hate being out in the sunlight, though...

 

[jayjaydoubleyou]

I love being out in sunlight, it helps tan my pecks heh.

I hate Richard Gere...

 

[buggy65]

I love Richard Gere! All the crappy chick-flicks he's in makes me feel more masculine.

I hate buggy65...

 

[Avalanche91]

I love Buggy65 for him promoting Weird Al Yankovic

I hate hate

 

[terribleyetfun]

I love hate cause it allows me to hate you

I hate you

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I love you because Jesus tells me to.

I hate G4.

 

[RPJesus]

I love G4. Um... Xplay used to... It has Code Monkeys.
I hate 95% of commercials.

 

[Dead Bird]

I love loud speakers and headsets because it makes my stress go away(i can't hear it).

I hate people who thinks they are soo sexy or people taht thinks tehy are god/the best.