I hate it... I love it!

[Lord Beautiful]

I love you people because I have gone insane.

I hate totalitarianism.

 

[TheIr0nMike]

I love totalitarianism, how else am I going to know how to live.

I hate clingy, overbearing girl friends.

 

[Deleric]

I love clingy overbearing girl friends because they like being on top.

I hate Spam. Both food and massing things.

 

[LewsTherin]

I love spam. Ham spam and eggs, eggs spam and sausage, ham spam spam spam spam egs and sausage...even spam sushi. Go to Hawai'i. They love their spam down there.

I hate giving out my credit card info over the interweb.

 

[NeoAC]

I love giving my credit card info out over the web. I means I get to declare bankruptcy a lot sooner than expected!

I hate being hit in the face with a taco.

 

[HyruleanHyroe]

I love being hit in the face with a taco, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

I hate being hit in the face with a sausage.

 

[TheIr0nMike]

I love being hit in the face with a sausage, I just wish I knew why

I hate Date, Epic, Superhero, and Disaster Movie

 

[the fifth]

i love date,epic,superhero,and disaster movie it reminds me of why humanity has to die

i hate diet soda

 

[TheIr0nMike]

I love diet soda, it makes me feel like I'm dieting when really I'm just lying to myself

I hate skinny jeans

 

[EeveeElectro]

I love skinny jeans! I have 3 pairs from Primark.

I hate nobody.

 

[ninjapuma42]

i love no body be cause he is a good guy

i hate evrything and evryone

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I love everything and everyone because Rick Astley is among everything and everyone, and to deny one's inner man-crush on Rick Astley is to be in supreme denial.

I hate 4chan.

 

[Dancingman]

I love 4chan, such lovable imbeciles on that site.

I hate cocaine

 

[Wolf Blade]

I love cocaine, it let's me go that little bit further in the day.

I hate my old computer.

 

[TheIr0nMike]

I love your old computer, I especially like your collection of beastiality child rape porn on it

I hate hipsters

 

[NeoAC]

I love hipsters, they say hilarious things, especially when i use them as target practice for my paintball gun.

I hate Rosie O'Donnell.

 

[HyruleanHyroe]

I...

Pass. Someone else take this one.

 

[buggy65]

I love Rosie O'Donnell. Her multi regenerous puss-filled tentical noduals make for exclent target practice.

I hate cronic masturbation.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I love chronic masturbation because it gives me something to do in my massive amounts of free time, something enjoyable at that.

I hate having sex with Courtney Love.

 

[Dancingman]

I love having sex with Courtney Love, everyone knows that doing it with crazies is some of the best you'll ever get.

I hate getting banned by mods for no reason