I hate it... I love it!

[Puppeteer Putin]

I love being naked. One word: Turkey-slap-a-thon.

I hate academic papers.

 

[Marv21]

I love Academic papers they make me feel inadequete
but I hate terrorism

 

[Dancingman]

I love Academic papers they make me feel inadequete
but I hate terrorism

Someone already did terrorism

 

[Marv21]

Crap(havn't read whole post)
I hate AIDS

 

[Berethond]

I love AIDS! I get to be like Freddy Mercury

I love the search button

 

[Marv21]

I love Zero Punctuation it teaches me to be an asshole to my viewers.
I hate the escapist!

 

[Blake_iCE]

I Love The Escapist, Its A Really Great Websiste For Gaming.
I Hate How L Dies In Deathnote.

 

[Incompl te]

I love how i don't even know who 'L' or what 'Death Note' is.

i hate george bush junior

 

[Thaepheux]

I love George Bush junior, without him, we'd have no-one to point and laugh at.

I hate hating things.

 

[jebussaves88]

I love hating things. It makes the thing you love feel more loved than the things that you hate, which ultimatly feel hated with the lack of love.

I hate the fact that your nose hair, which is grey, is in my eye...

 

[Berethond]

I love your gray nose hair in my eye!

I hate cannibals

 

[Alvandera]

I love cannibals. It kills off the human race faster.

I hate lawyers.

 

[Dancingman]

I love lawyers, they give me your money

I hate being a necromorph

 

[RedDiablo]

I love being a necromorph, as you can murder innocent civilians and help cleanse the world of scum!

I hate being a giant polka-dotted elephant that eats cheeseburgers and dances around listening to Slipknot.

 

[Alvandera]

I love being a giant polka-dotted elephant that eats cheeseburgers and dances around listening to Slipknot. Cheeseburgers are tasty and Slipknot is the shit.

I hate breast cancer.

 

[Dancingman]

I love breast cancer, it means that a lady a don't like might die.

I hate being in the Borg Collective.

 

[Alvandera]

I love being in the Borg Collective. (But not really o.o....>.>....<.< Or do I...)

I hate cutting myself.

 

[Thaepheux]

I love cutting myself, it reminds me that I can still FEEL something, gosh.. nobody gets me *turns on depressing music*

I hate Hitler.

 

[Alvandera]

I love cutting myself, it reminds me that I can still FEEL something, gosh.. nobody gets me *turns on depressing music*

I hate Hitler.

I already did Hitler. =P
But lmao at the cutting yourself. XD