I hate it... I love it!

[RedDiablo]

I love pie cause it gives me heart attacks from the high fat content.

I hate books!

 

[Nivag the Owl]

I love books because I can get girls by pretending I care about them.

I hate men.

 

[Vivaldi]

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE MEN! They take a bullet way better than women do.

I Hate that everyone around me is not a walrus, things are so much simpler then...

 

[Yonni-Kun]

I love that everyone around me isn't a walrus, those tusks would surely get in the way.

I hate spoons.

 

[RedDiablo]

I love spoons cause they make my eating easier.

I hate video games.

 

[Areani]

I love video games! What else would I play?

I Hate the devil

 

[TheIr0nMike]

I love the devil because he's more reliable than god

I hate nothing

 

[M0rp43vs]

I love nothing, it's everywhere and if most people didn't have it in their heads most of use wouldn't be considered smart

I hate the jonas brothers

 

[RedDiablo]

I love the Jonas Brothers cause they make good music! *Massive Sarcasm*

I hate eating fish!

 

[Vivaldi]

I love eating fish, they feel good on my tusks!

I hate that you love my hatred of your love of my hatred.

 

[Dancingman]

I love that I love your hatred of my love of your hatred, because your hate makes you stronger

I hate stepping in dog excrement.

 

[RedDiablo]

I love stepping in dog excrement, it feels good on my feet!

I hate the internet!

 

[Berethond]

I luv teh intranets! They amazing!

I love myself

 

[Say Anything]

I hate myself, I'm always jumping in to threads that kill my ego!

I hate overpaid celebrities.

 

[Thaepheux]

I love overpayed celebrities, they can buy anything they want, if I see them on Cribs (Mtv) I can "oooh" and "ahhhh" at their extroadonary household and posessions.

I hate terrorist's.

 

[RapaciousBunny]

I love terrorists, explosions are the reason I get up in the morning.

I hate happy people!

 

[Adam Jenson]

I love happy people, they're easier to steal from

I hate Mondays ): (

 

[000Ronald]

I love Mondays! They serve to keep my massive ego in check by reminding me that I'm not worth half a pint of lukewarm spit in the scheme of things!

I hate returning to a thread only to find out that it's gained five friggin' pages in the time you left and you have to read all of them in order to understand anything that's going on and even then it man not help because the whole plot may just be so random that you're not really supposed to understand it in which case why the hell did you sign up anyway!

And another thing...

 

[Graustein]

Are you kidding? That's what I signed up for!

I hate the Weighted Companion Cube. I mean look at it! It's square! The shape of evil!