I hate it... I love it!

[M0rp43vs]

I love America, the illegal immigrants there are nicer people than the citizens.

I hate murphy(sod's) law

 

[Shadowtek]

I love Murphys law, i use it every day.

I hate Chicken

 

[Murrah]

I love Chicken because i think they're Homos.

I hate shoes

 

[TommyGun465]

i love shoes. theyre handy when killing mice!

I hate raisin cookies.

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

I love raisin cookies because you can bake them with something other then raisins and no one will now until it is to late what they are really eating. (No I would not do that)

I hate people who put liquid laxatives into brownies for a prank.

 

[TommyGun465]

i love people who put liquid laxatives into brownies for a prank. sometimes, it just wont come out. then you eat a brownie and here it comes!

i hate hip hop and rap.

 

[000Ronald]

I love hip-hop and rap! It's so spiritual! Except that gangtsa-rap garbage...

I hate gangtsa-rap.

 

[Krystallkitty]

I love gangsta rap. it inspired so many fresh people to murder

I hate eating spleens

 

[RedRingRico]

I love eating spleens, they're nice with the right seasoning.

I hate frogs.

 

[000Ronald]

I love frogs; I have a plan to have them overrun australia!

I hate australia.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

I love Australia, to New Zealand it's like the cousin that lives on a farm on the other side of the country, sure he's stupid, but he lets you ride his quad bike whenever you vist.

I hate giant japanese robots.

 

[Krystallkitty]

I love giant japanese robots. what else is more classic to take over the world?

I hate being hungry ><

 

[Polarity27]

I love being hungry, it inspires me to get off my ass and cook.

I hate platformers.

 

[LewsTherin]

I love platformers, it's like making gravity my ***** with every jump.

I hate that there isn't a ZP imp plush out yet

 

[TommyGun465]

I love that there isn't a ZP imp plush out yet it would be so dreadfull and unfunny, like all others(not my opinion)

I hate sport video games

 

[Lord Krunk]

I love sport video games; I also love lying!

I hate PE classes.

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

I love PE classes, I can watch the slow people struggling behind me before I stumble on the hurdles.

I hate hurdles.

 

[000Ronald]

I love hurdles! If you get into a fight with a guy they're great for breaking his/her neck!

I hate necks.

 

[The_Deleted]

I love hurdles! If you get into a fight with a guy they're great for breaking his/her neck!

I hate necks.

I love necks. They secure my testicular area to my under carriage making sure they don't smack about when I walk.

I hate Westlife.

 

[buggy65]

I love Westlife! Anyone who's music is in Pokemon the Movie 2000 must be the greatest artist of all time right?

I hate AIDS