I hate it... I love it!

[MrRandomitity]

I love old memories because they hold good times

I hate getting taken to a back ally to do things I will regret

 

[Ramthundar]

I love getting taken to a back alley to do things I will regret because their fun during that moment!

I hate the new Sonic games...

 

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

I love the new Sonic games,they make good toilet paper.

I hate hating hateful haters.

 

[Voltaire Adams]

I love hating hateful haters. They are just so loveable!

I hate 50 Cent: Bulletproof...

 

[Incompl te]

I love 50 Cent: Bulletproof, it shows how desperate some people are for video games.

I hate Sora

 

[NeoAC]

I ......love.....Sora. He distracts all the fan girls who are chasing after me! (Whew!)

I hate snow. God damn I hate snow!

 

[Voltaire Adams]

I love snow. It makes my car experience new things such as trees and telephone poles.

I hate child porn and the people who like it.

 

[Ramthundar]

I love people who like child porn. They make good targets in my shooting-range.

I hate mental-break downs...

 

[Ghadente]

I love mental-break downs. they help keep me sane.

I hate when the cake is a lie

 

[NeoAC]

I love when the cake is a lie. I prefer pie anyway.

I hate Minnesota, just because.

 

[Ramthundar]

I love MN! That's where I Live! YAY SNOW IN MARCH!

I hate denial...

 

[Chibz]

I love denial! It makes me feel like less of a loser!

I hate salt and pepper on eggs...

 

[NeoAC]

I love salt and pepper on eggs! It makes them taste good. Heck throw in some BBQ sauce and Mmm-mmm-good!

I hate ketchup on eggs.

 

[Klagermeister]

I love ketchup on eggs, especially fertilized, grown, beheaded, plucked, fried ones.

I hate getting blamed for things that aren't my fault.

I love being beaten with a mace, it shows off how awesome my plate mail +5 is.

You, my friend, get +5 Awesome points for referencing Baldur's Gate.

 

[Incompl te]

I love getting blamed for things that aren't my fault, I can try out my new excuses that way.

I hate trolls.

 

[Yooz]

I love trolling trolls.

I hate waking up tired.

 

[Lullabye]

I love waking up tired, I just go back to bed.

I hate hiring mexican immagrants at my local home depo to take home and choke me while I touch myself. (no joke, i did that once and found it to be less then admirable...)

 

[Chibz]

I LOVE hiring mexican immigrants at my local home depot to choke me while I touch myself. Not only do mexican immigrants need the extra pay (Because they get less per hour than other legal citizens that are white), but they also deserve to "get some" too. Also, the ones at Lowe's are incompetent.

I hate setting fire to orphanages because it doesn't present a challenge.

 

[traceur_]

I love setting fire to orphanages, the challenge lies in running away from random people who want to kick my arse when I brag about what I did.

I hate household lights

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I love household lights because they accent my abdominal muscles .

I hate passing out at parties and waking up in the middle of nowhere with a roll of quarters and an aching sphincter.